《The FPD (Fart Police Department)》Chapter 34. Coming To Rape Me? Taste My Explosive Onions!
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Chapter 34 Coming To Rape Me? Taste My Explosive Onions!
On the night before Selene’s fated execution which had already become public knowledge across the mainstream media of Bay City, Warden Cho came to visit her cell. He told one of his female guards to let Selene out so that she could wash-up and look more presentable for her imminent execution. Warden Cho also informed her that she could order whatever she wanted to eat from the kitchen since it would be her last meal.
Returning to her cell after washing up, a chef came by to take Selene’s order. He was given specific instructions by Warden Cho to fulfil the terrorist stomach with whatever she desired to eat. In doing so, when her execution come around, she would die with a sliver of satisfaction.
“Hurry up and tell me what is it that you would like to eat before you die, witch!” Though it was his duty to prepare Selene’s meal, the chef wasn’t content in being in her presence for he too had family members who died in Upaya’s biohazard attack. Before coming to her cell he stilled his mind that he was going to spit in her food while making it.
Selene thought long and hard about what she should request for her last meal. ‘I don’t want to die tomorrow nor anytime soon. I’m too young and green to croak so early. This is all Iyana’s fault. I should have never trusted her. That traitor! Look what she’s gotten me into. Now all of Bay City view me as an S-level terrorist. If I don’t find a way out of here tonight then I might end up dying for real. ’ As she thought about her imminent demise, an idea came to mind.
Selene told the impatient prison chef that she would like 3 peeled onions with a side dish of curry rice and shrimps along with a large Quilf Shake. (Quilf Shake- A smoothie made from various fruits with onions as the main ingredient.)
“Is that all?” The chef asked while looking peeved at Selene.
“Yes, that is all.” Selene responded.
“Tsk, you must really be in love with onions to order so many.” [Step! Step!] The chef went to the kitchen to prepare Selene’s last meal. And as promised, he made sure to spit into her food while preparing it.
An hour later, an assistant brought a tray with Selene’s requested food to her cell. “Here is your meal. Eat up.”
“Thanks for the food.” Selene accepted the tray with a wry smile etched onto her face. The assistant wondered if she had already lost her mind due to the reality of her soon to end predicament.
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“When you’re finished, put the tray on the counter over there. Someone will come by later to pick it up.” Saying this, the assistant walked away to her own matter, leaving Selene alone to finish her meal.
“Now there is no going back. Either I break out of here tonight or I face my death tomorrow.” Selene sat on the cold floor with the tray in her lap. She listened to the passing conversations taking place in the surrounding cells at the female ward before taking a bite of her meal.
“Here I go.” The first thing Selene ate was the curry rice and shrimps. Then the 3 peeled onions. She bit through them like she was eating apples. Though they stung her eyes, causing tears to pour, Selene kept on chewing until nothing was left. She even ate the tough tops and bottoms. [Crunch! Crunch!]
Now that all the solid stuff had been broken down into her stomach, Selene motioned the Quilf smoothie to her pungent mouth. [Gulp! Gulp!] She washed down the excess residue stuck to her throat using saliva. After finishing her last supper, Selene exuded a mighty—BURP! [Rumble! Rumble!] The cell walls vibrated slightly, startling the inmates next door.
“Damn, that girl can belch. She almost blew out my eardrums.”
“Do any of you know what she is in for?”
“I heard from one of the guards that she’s some sort of terrorist.”
“Terrorist? Are you sure?”
“Yeah. Apparently, she unleashed some sort of chemical in Upaya’s atmosphere which claimed the lives of thousands.”
“So many? Damn, these young ones nowadays are so extravagant in their cruelty.”
“But get this. The sexy warden personally interrogated her but she kept on insisting that she wasn’t the cause of the attack. She says she’s innocent. Can you believe that?”
“Now I am starting to generate dislike for that blond broad. She doesn’t have the gall to own up to her crimes. I wish to strangle her right now.”
“You don’t need to do that. I heard she’s getting executed tomorrow.”
“For real?”
“Yes, it is true.”
“I wonder if my sweetheart Warden Cho will allow us to watch her execution.”
“Don’t even think about it. He would probably lock you up in the hole if you asked him.”
“For sure. Then forget about it.”
…….
Later that night, the rants of the inmates dwelling at the female ward settled down like fine particles in water. Selene was standing in her cell gyrating her hips, trying to produce a bombastic fart that she could use to blast her way out of captivity. However, her flatus was unresponsive to her demands.
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“Damn, this is the first time that I can’t squeeze out anything after eating so many onions. What’s wrong with me? If I don’t get this ass working properly then it might be too late.” [Tut! Tut!] “Huh?” Selene overheard creeping footsteps approaching her cell. She hurriedly dove into her bed, pretending to be asleep.
[Tut! Tut!] Whilst in her bed; faking a sleeping posture, Selene heard the creeping footsteps stooped in front of her cell. [Sniff! Sniff!]
“Gosh! What is this horrid stench of onions?”
“I bet she thought that if she sprinkled stinking onion juice all over her cell that we wouldn’t take advantage of her before her execution.”
“Well, she thought wrong.”
[Creek!] As promised, the 2 security guards from earlier came to Selene’s cell to harass her moist flesh. They wanted to have a taste of her young juices before she gave her head over to the afterlife. [Twist! Twist!]
“Dorio, is it open yet?”
[Creek!] “Yes, Mason. It is open now.”
“Step back. I want first poke at her.” Mason went inside Selene’s cell ahead of Dorio. He couldn’t contain his lust anymore. Not when a seductive orifice of youngness was laying invitingly for him to ravish. [Thud! Thud!] Mason gripped the bulginess of his crotch as he motioned towards Selene with a drooling tongue.
[Ba-dump! Ba-dump! Ba-dump!] Feeling a pair of lustful eyes fondling her voluptuous behind, Selene remained idle under her covers while softly urging her flatus to respond. “Please come out, please come out. Fart where art thou? Please come out.”
“Hmm?” Mason discovered that Selene wasn’t sleeping. “What is this crazy bitch mumbling about?” [Whoosh!] He viciously dragged the sheet from off of Selene and grabbed her legs.
“Eeeeek! Let go you brute!” [Twak! Twak! Twak!] Selene finally responded to the guard’s molestation by hitting him with her light fists.
“Tsk! Stop putting up a fight and open these legs! Dorio assist me.”
“Yes.” The second guard came along and held down Selene on the bed so that Mason could properly take advantage of her moist region.
“I said let go! Why are you doing this to me!?” Selene screamed out repeatedly. The inmates next door heard her cries for help but they pretended not to hear for they were accustomed to these officers’ naughty habits. If they said anything then they too would also get rape by the lascivious guards.
[Rip! Rip!] Mason was tearing off the apparels which clothed Selene’s sleek skin.
“I said stop!” [Slap! Slap!]
“Dorio hurry up and put a gag on this terrorist bitch before she alerts the warden. And don’t worry. After I’ve sample her goodies you will be next to taste.”
“Yes.” Like an obedient lackey, Dorio stuffed a piece of the bed covering inside Selene’s screaming mouth, silencing her to groans. [Mhm! Mhm! Mhm!]
Though she cried for help, no one came to her rescue. She was a renowned terrorist who had caused the deaths of thousands after all. Who would come to her rescue? Realizing this fact, Selene stopped calling out for aid and focused all of her remaining energy on pushing away the guards from raping her. [Shove! Shove!]
“Damn, this broad is strong! Was she lifting weights before she got tossed in here?” [Rip! Rip!] After a while of struggle, Mason finally tore off Selene’s underwear. To his surprise, she was already wet down there. “Wow! What’s this? And you act as if you didn’t want it.”
[Zip!] Mason started pulling down his trousers. Finished doing so, he dipped his hand into his boxers and got ready to whip out his erected snakeboy. [Whoosh!]
“No! I refused to be defiled like this!” Reaching the breaking point of her struggle was exactly the catalyst that triggered Selene’s bubbling flatus to respond. [Bubble! Bubble!]
“Accept this rod bitch!” [Whip!] The moment Mason took out his stiff snakeboy, Selene lifted the base of her buttocks slightly. “What the hell?” Mason was startled when he witnessed an onion-shaped vapour oozing from underneath Selene’s backside.
(Get ready to rumble!!!) [Boom! Boom! Boom!]
Selene released a series of explosive farts which blasted Mason along with his erected snakeboy into the opposing wall. [Crash!]
Witnessing this mind-stitching scenery, the remaining guard, Dorio got hefty alerted. He glared down at Selene while reaching for his Rump Imprisoner positioned at his waist. “You effing bitch!” [Grip!] As he swung the Rump Imprisoner towards Selene’s head, she gave him a quick slip while directing her posterior to his face.
“Don’t curse at me.” [Boom!] A vaporous onion the size of a soccer ball crashed into Dorio’s face, causing his skin to be scorched. [Bump!] While covering his face as he cried out in pain, he accidentally hit his head on the wall behind him and fell unconscious.
“Wow. This was my first time consciously letting my unrestricted farts loose. I had no idea they would be this powerful.” Selene observed the molesting guards who she had defeated with the vaporous potential of her naughty rump.
“I should go before other guards come along.” Selene took Dorio’s keycard along with his guard uniform then dashed out of the cell like a fleeing convict. [Whoosh!]
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