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Bonus Chapter: The First Night

I was walking down the corridor doing the rounds when I heard some whispering coming from the boys’ room. “So, Shouto, which girl do you like?” I grinned. This is going to be good.

I looked at my shadow spells, and, sure enough, there was a spell that allowed me to blend into anything dark, sou it would only be possible to see we with much concentration. But how to get them out of the room? I grinned. I stuck my head into the room. “Guys, the girls want to talk to you.” They grinned, stood up, and went into the corridor to knock on the girls door. Perfect.

I chose the corner closest to the door, in case I needed a quick escape, and waited. A couple of seconds later they came back in. Jack looked pissed. “Why would he do that?” "Maybe it was to get under our skin." replied Tachibana. "But anyway, what did you ask me?" Said Shouto. "Right right right. Which girl do you like?" Shouto thought for a moment. "I think I like Lucy." Tachibana laughed. "But your elements are the total opposite of each other!" Shouto shrugged. "How about you Tachibana?" Tachibana grinned. "Mira for me baby! Alright! Next! Vulcan!" Jack smiled sheepishly. "I like Helena." Tachibana stared. "Dude. She is the total opposite of you! She's nervous, wants to protect her family and her element is light! I wouldn't go out with her!" "Says the man who wants to create his own harem." "Touché, touché, touché. But now hang on! What the fuck am I saying? She's a bloody loli! And you're a bloody lolicon!""

"Whoa, Whoa, Whoa!" cried Jack indignantly. "What proof is there that she is a loli?" Tachibana grimaced. "Three things. One. She seems around 140cm. Two. because of her voice, she sounds about twleve, and three, she's as flat as a fucking board!"

Shouto grinned. "Tachibana. That was a highly articulate out burst. And I loved it.

Jack looked furious. "Tachibana, look. You just need to calm thefuck down!" And promptly kicked Tachibana in the balls. He fell to the floor, but got up quickly enough. "First off, ha, missed both my legs, and second, if you want me to be calmn, then I will calmly call you a lolicon."

I had heard enough. I stepped out of the shadow of the corner. They all stared at me. "Thanks for that." I said. "I'm gonna go tell all the girls."

"You slimy Git!" Gasped Tachibana. I grinned. "Ta ta!" And I left the room. Seconds later, the door literally flew off its hinges, and the boys started tearing down the corridor, chasing me.

Thats how our first night together ended, with the boys chasing me up and down the corridor.

I woke up covered in a variety of bruises as well as a broken nose and a dislocated shoulder. I put that injury right. At breakfast the boys were giving dirty looks and the girls were askingme questions with their eyes, but I ignored them. Today was going to be a long day.