《Great Green Empire》Rance Dogremraf
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The human way of thinking is incredible. It looks as if they were an ostrich in human skin. They were like a monkey, they stole everything they want, they raped whomever they can. they are like a perverted monkey on spring. The world full of chaotic events, Greed is the only thing that doesn't change.
"We will die soon!! Why not enjoy our selves into this feast!! ha ha ha ha" human think this way. •I will die soon, I don't want to die virgin• I want a new phone• I want delicious food, I want meat!!•
Human nature is really disgusting. In a settlement made by a group of male age 30 and above named ZFC zombie fighting community, that consists of mostly jailbreakers, their leader is a 6-foot tall Filipino-American, with a history of theft, r*pe, and murder.
"I am Gunden!!! From now on every one of you shall follow my rules, follow me and you will have my protection!!!" The person has a tall and great psyche. His hair is shaved, have a pair of reddish-brown eye, symptoms of a drug user. He has a pair of a long pipe with a big metal ball on the tip and a one-handed pistol Hellinger with reddish tip, it's bullet explode when in contact with a liquid.
"Everyone of you, men and women will be trained to fight!! No exception!!" He observes the group in front of him and he found a young beautiful woman. His attention focus on the girl, he put a lewd smile "you there pretty lady, come to my room tonight!! Hehe! I'll treat you with care."
Everyone shook one they hear what these guys want. They know that they don't have a change chance if they ever try to fight him. They also need him to fight with the undead. They nodded helplessly, and at the crying pitiful girl.
"Stop crying, my lady!! even though it's only days since we were released, those zombies can't compare to us! I promise that I will make you happy to be proud I pick you!" saying while smiling lewdly.
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Everyone was angry because of what he said. •Take care of my ass!! We all know you. You moth*rfvcking rapist!!•
•If we only know how to fight, I will behead him myself!!•
"huh?! what with those look? do you think you can already take care of me? huh! Consider yourself lucky. You trash are only good if you used as a shield!!" he snorts at them, his face has the face of those arrogant American. "Go to the camp!! we will train you to become a sturdy shield!! Gu haha!! little girl, you go take a proper bath!! Get ready for tonight! or do you want me to join you on the bath? hehe! go, I need to prepare myself too" With his lewd face he licks his lips and went inside the fortress.
Everyone was looking at him at the moment. When he entered his so-called castle, he snorted "huh!! Scared of being eaten by those brainless mob and still has the guts to oppose me?? tsk!"
"Boss, it really is dangerous, the group we send, send me a bad news, a zombie cheetah was spotted in the forest, zombie crow were everywhere too, if there is no rotten flesh out there, we were dead already because of them" a skinny bald middle age man report the current situation. " We need the people to be trained in order to use them when the time comes!"
"hmmm! are you saying I'm weak? let's hear it out after I smash your head to a pulp!!"
"no! no! I did not mean it, but what about us? we are not as great as you" he put a bitter smile and try to explain. •huh! Too arrogant. I know you will be eaten by those cheetahs, you can't outrun those monsters!•
"huh! of course! you guys are too weak for those, ha ha ha!" with a mocking he sits on his so-called throne.
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At one corner of the city, a group of people consists of eleven individuals. Two 35-40 age man wielding pair of pipes with thorns on top like club, on the left hand, they wield 1.75 meter pipe look like it was used to wipe the crowd to avoid a lot of flesh charging at them on the right hand they wield 1 meter pipe that looks like a bat, to smash heads.
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A women age 30-35, holding a rifle wearing a helmet of a rugby team member. There's a couple with large psyche with large bags storing their foods, They are holding each hand of a young boy in the middle protecting him from danger. Two beauty on the front holding grenade launcher, a young girl 16-18 years old with ak47, a youngster with greatsword slashing nearby zombies.
On their front, a fearless young man 15-16 years old, with a build of a model, wear a black gown like a jacket, wielding double edge long axes, swiping the entire wave of zombies.
"Hey! hey! What are you doing!>_
"haha, no worries Bloom, how can I claim my reward tonight if I'm tired" why smiling teasing the girl named bloom, smiling lewdly, hacking 3 zombies like a tofu.
"Hmp(>.
"Hey, youngsters!! stop flirting and wasting your energy, the grenade sound wave attracts four-legged flesh, running at a high speed!!" with a scolding tone, the old man Josei inform the other of the situation.
"Uncle, don't worry it's just like a flesh charging without thinking!" with arrogant tone he swings his ax's handle, from below swinging like a spear, with a swing he hit it's abdomen, using the force of its charge sending it behind, crashing at the water sinking deep in the water. *splash!! " hah? how dumb, it can't even swim"
"pff!! don't make me laugh haha. You also don't know how to swim!! you almost drown yourself yesterday after slipping on the corner of the boat!! you think it's cool!? haha" while holding a grenade launcher a young girl started to pat his stomach while laughing.
"You're right Cherry, now I remember he likes to swim like a dog on 3 ft pool when we're young." adding fuel to the conversation the girl with ak47 while shooting down flesh nonstop.
"Cherry and Big Sis Ellen stop fooling around!! we need to charge, there's less flesh on the front!! our target is that cargo ship." Changing the topic to get out of the embarrassing situation he leads the group to the abandoned ship with big containers.
Once they reach the ship the mood becomes heavy everyone prepares, if anything happens they ready to launch an attack or run away.
"Arf! arf! haha, xD how do you do my little puppy, want me to tie you up?? hahaha!!! XD" not reading the mood cherry keep teasing Rance.
tock!!
With a light tap of the ax handle, Rance tries to silence the Cherry.
"Hmp!! you bully!! You little chuni dreaming of evolving!! I hope you grow a tail and ear, Rance Dogremraf!!" crying out loud, cursing Rance non stop.
*Glare
With intimidating aura Rance look at her, trying to say something, someone cut him down.
"Stop it! the two of you! the two of you are too noisy! If you don't stop now, you might attract those flesh!! So much trouble!" the middle age women scold them in a low tone.
"Grandma! I still want to know. What kind of chuni named that zombie ° flesh °? It's so lame!" In low voice enough for them all to hear a young boy who held his parent's hand said in mocking tone.
*pfft!!!
Everyone can't hold back their laughter while the chuni who think of the name --Rance, shut his mouth, he then turned red out of embarrassment.
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