《Fluffy Tails and Horned Heads》What Would Have Happened?
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alright, so. that last spoopy chapter? totally not canon. I just wanted to make something spoopy but failed, so, yeah. it no longer exists. anyhow.
step one. they would have passed everything out in the countryside and finally gotten to a rather large city. this city would be mostly in the classic medieval style but would have some things our dear main character recognized as rather modern. after a while of going about and fawning at the sights, they would eventually get a translator. whoop-tie-whoo. who was the translator? a Swedish weeb, of course. come on. alright, so he basically translates between everybody (although the Wolfman has to write since, well, wolf mouth. duh.) and they finally get to have somewhat of a conversation. in this, it would be revealed that the three Squares were actually ALSO reincarnated, only together as tripplings or whatever. due to their friendship in their last life, they became adventurers as one could expect. our dear main character would be surprised at this, and consequentially ask the translator if he was reincarnated, which he was. as stated, he was a huge swedish fucking weeb who was fluid in Swedish, English, Japanese and could speak a lick of German. whoop-die-doo.
stuff happens, yada yada, our dear main character gets better at telekinesis, yada yada, as the city was ravished by dispute and terrible leaders the three Squares hold a revolution, yada yada, the power in the city shifts, yada yada, they need a way to hold the city together under the rule of the three Squares (this was an old Greek way of ruling countries, having three people making decisions, this way it would be voting and stuff) so our dear main character once again takes the role of villain, yada yada, destroys a whole bunch of shit, yada yada, the three Squares make it seem like they banished our dear main character with the power of comradeship n stuff, yada yada.
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our dear main character's horns grow even more and he becomes entirely white. yada yada powers of teleportation yada yada.
bunch of stuff happens, our dear main character finds out the worlds most prominent religion is the Brother religion, where the "god" can communicate with the people and depend on how he calls them (brother, bro, brah) the more he likes them. they believe he is the god of reincarnation. which he is not. Brother is simply a being not unlike us. although, indeed, he is the one who reincarnated people, he is not omnipotent or omniscient. thus, he is no god.
heck, the world itself is strange.
everything is a reincarnation. ever read "reincarnated as a weed"? or "reincarnated as a rock"? yeah. however, most things lose their memories and emotions and all that, leaving only the self. this way I would have introduced all kinds of reincarnated people such as plants, classroom reincarnations, summoned heroes (although I did introduce them already) and stuff.
eventually, our dear main character would become a god on the level of Brother. through this, he becomes the god of motion, time and energy. why these three? well, motion, time and energy are all deeply intertwined with each other, so. yeah.
don't really know exactly how it would have ended, but I had a few ideas.
whatever.
it's all over now anyway. erk.
fuck it, another poll.
and once again.
Sorry.
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