As the goddess pokes my body with her gentle fingers, the pain within my body was slowly going away.

I'm feeling relief.

It was like I was on cloud nine. Such bliss and ecstasy were flooding both my state of mind and body.

Waa~ ahh…

"Uuun…" I softly moan as the I felt euphoria over my body. I could not hold the temptation of moaning as the pain was slowly vanishing away from my body.

"Umm... Ano..." I hear Eumi's voice as I feel bliss. What is it, my cute little Eumi?

Hmm?

Wait…

Why are you all looking at me as if I am some sort of perverted idiot?

Yes, Eumi and the others were looking at me. Eh? What did I do?

I look at the goddess' face to only see that she was softly laughing. Though her face was covered by a thick veil, I can see the goddess' eyes looking at me while laughing. Err…

Somehow, I did not fear the goddess' eyes anymore and instead, I was just casually looking directly at her eyes. Is it because of my breathing pattern?

Hmm…

Weird.

But anyways, should I ask them why are they looking at me like some sort of a unique thing? Err…

Nah, I should really ask them. It's very troubling.

"Wha—" Just as I was going to ask them, the surroundings around changes from a hall to a room with seemingly no windows.

The goddess teleported us out of nowhere from some unknown place.

"Err..." I look at the godess before softly groaning. Err...

In turn, the godess did not reply but instead, she walks to some place while carrying me like a princess...

Is the famous 「Princess carry」 really that popular here? I mean, why does everyone carries me like a princess?! Wuuu....

Ehem.

I shouldn't be an idiot right now.

Anyways!

After looking at the goddess, I gently turn my head to look around. As I look around, I see nothing but a large bed and some random things around.

Is this a bedroom perhaps? Hmm, I think so...?

It seems like the goddess teleported from the floor where the others are located at to this room.

Hmm hmm...

Looking at the large room as I the goddess lays my body on a giant bed, I felt weird.

Err...

Wait…

No! Not that inappropriate kind of weird! Calm down! Calm down!

I'm not that kind of lady who thinks about inappropriate things very often! Stop!

Stop!

What I meant is that I am feeling weird because why did the goddess teleport me here.

While I think about why did the goddess teleports me to some bedroom, she rolls my body over, exposing my back to her. Err…

"This is going to be painful, stupid disciple of mine. Be ready." The goddess said to me as she summons some bottles near her.

After summoning the bottles, the goddess gently takes out my robe, exposing my fair white skin to her. Err… even though my back is exposed, somehow, I do not feel embarrassed.

Hmm…

This is kind of troubling.

After the goddess took off my robe, she takes one bottle beside her and began spilling out the contents of the bottle on my back.

As the liquid in the bottle was being poured on my back, the smell of flowers soon envelops the room, making me smell such fragrance.

It was a smell that could even take someone to heaven. By heaven, I meant cloud nine and not dying.

Huwa~

This is a very pleasant smell for sure. This is like the smell of the goddess' clothing.

Yes, I have smelled the goddess' robe earlier while I was on her lap.

While I was thinking about the fragrant smell of the liquid, all of my body suddenly aches again. They were suddenly roaring in pain.

F*ck!

"Argh!" I scream as I was taken by the overwhelming pain across my body. It was like I was being dipped to a lava.

"Even your inner organs are clogged with cold Qi. Sigh…" The goddess said while pressing both of her hands to my back.

The goddess was massaging me roughly. Although it was rough, compared to the fact that I was being dipped to lava alive, it was nothing.

I let out my tears of pain. It's too painful! F*ck!

How come I am not like those OP characters in some novels? Wuwu, this is not fair at all! Not fair! Waaaaa!!!!!

Stop! Wuwu.... It hurts ya know?! Waaawaa!

F*cking lies, those OP main characters are a lie! Just how come they can dive through lava without feeling any pain?! You are all nothing but a lie!

Heck, I too am being dipped alive on a lava and here I am, crying! How can the OP characters from some novels resist such pain!

Lies! They are lying!

"Arghhh!!!" I scream louder and louder as the pain overwhelms me. Wuwuwu, stop it! STOP IT!

STOP! I don't want this!

WAAAA!!!

"Sigh…" The goddess sighs as she hears my cries. STOP IT! PLEASE!

As I cry out of pain, I exhale more and colder Qi, making the bedroom drop in temperature. F*ck! Just how many cold Qi did I consume?!

F*ck! WAHHHHH!!!!

THE PAIN! IT HURTS! ARGHHHH!

NOO MORE! PLEASE!

JUST HOW COME THOSE OP CHARACTERS FROM SOME NOVELS MANAGED TO RESIST SUCH TREMENDOUS MAIN WITHOUT SCREAMING?!! F*CK! IT'S A CHEAT! THEY ARE TRULY A F*CKING CHEAT!

HECK, EVEN IF THEY ARE A LOWER STAGE CULTIVATOR FROM THE START, THEY DID NOT EVEN SCREAM ONCE FROM SUCH PAIN! F*CK!

AS FOR THIS LADY, I AM ALREADY CRYING OUT! F*CK!

Wuwu…

"WAAAAAAAAA!!!" I scream louder as the pain was too unbearable for me to handle. The pain was being amplified multiple times.

F*CK! HELP ME, JE*US! BUD*HA! AL*AH! AND THE OTHER GODS! PLEASE LEND ME YOUR STRENGTH!

LET'S FORM A SPIRIT BOMB LIKE THAT CERTAIN OP CHARACTER WHO WON'T JUST DIE FOR REAL AND JUST KEPT REVIVING AND REVIVING AS IF HE HAS SO MANY GOD*AMN LIVES!

TOGETHER, LET US FIGHT THIS F*CKING ABNORMAL PAIN ONCE AND FOR ALL!

HAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

F*CK! THE SPIRIT BALL IS NOT FORMING! F*CK!

"Sigh… this stupid disciple of mine…" The goddess, who was constantly reading my mind, sighs.

Silently, the goddess presses one of her palms to my back, making me feel on bliss as the pain goes away.

Waaaa~….

Immediately, my mind became tranquil, as if I was on a state of nirvana. From a chaotic state to a state of nirvana, it was quite miraculous.

"Rise up." The goddess said to me as she takes her hand away from my back. She was finished massaging me.

Slowly, I rise up to sit beside her.

*Crack!* Multiple bones cracks in my body, making me feel reinvigorated once again.

As I was slowly rising up, the goddess summons a fog, covering me from prying eyes. Oh yeah, I forgot that my whole body is exposed.

Except for the undergarments.

Er… don't think about it.

"Here." I heard the goddess' voice on the other side of the mist.

Soon as I heard her voice, a coat of white similar to the sect master appears suddenly within the mist. The coat was hovering around right in front of me.

However, despite the coat being similar to the sect master's coat, there are no luxurious designs on it. There were no gemstone nor thin strip of clothing on the shoulders. It was plain and simple.

As for the middle part of the coat, it wasn't a black disk or anything but rather, it was just a bunch of buttons lined up from top to bottom.

To simplify, this coat is for females. Well, why? That's because of the proportion size of the coat. It was designed for those who have a slimmer waist and thinner shoulders.

Somehow, I think of the poor sect master drinking tea on the Cloud Gathering Palace hall. He was still wearing the coat.

But still, it suits perfectly for him…

Wait…

Hmm….

Should I be worried right now? I'm not into cross-dressing okay?

Or is it?

Who knows?

Gently, I take the hovering coat. While I was opening the coat, I saw a thin strip of cloth rolled inside the coat.

It was for the chest part.

I take the cloth and began rolling the cloth over my chest part to hide my buns. Although it was unnecessary, I still used the cloth just to hide my buns from prying eyes.

Well, that's the reason why I don't wear slim outfits. They reveal my buns bouncing as I walk. Err…

I shouldn't be saying that right now okay? Sigh…

Too inappropriate.

After I rolled the thin strip of cloth to my chest, another outfit suddenly appears out of nowhere. It was a slim pant with an… err…

Undergarment hanging above the pair of pants.

Kuk! I will stop telling you about how I will wear my undergarment! See you later!

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After I finish wearing my new undergarment, I look at the hovering pants in front of me. It was also the same as the pants the sect master wore. However, there were no gemstone nor luxurious stuff on it. It was a plain pair of pants.

Although this pants might even cost a fortune if this is sold to others. Yes, this lady is not kidding.

I take the hovering pants before standing up. After standing, I gently wear down the pants the goddess gave to me. Although it was tight, I did not feel my skin getting irritated by the tightness of the pants.

In fact, it felt more of a relief rather than getting irritated.

As soon as I finished wearing the pants, I began wearing the hovering coat. Just like the pants, they did not cause my skin to be irritated even though they were tight.

Weird, right?

After wearing down the clothes the goddess gave me, the mist that surrounded me vanish to thin air, revealing the goddess sitting on a chair with a table beside her.

Also, at the top of the table lies a clear mirror. It was so clear that I can see the room from a different angle just by looking in the mirror.

"Come here." The goddess stands up from her seat and looks at me before saying to come to her side.

I nod in return and head to where the goddess is. As I head towards the goddess, I noticed a pair of shoes and socks lying on the floor.

It was for me.

Just like the sect master, I too had the same shoes as him. However, there were no luxurious gems or designs on it. It was just a plain pair of shoes.

Though the design is good if you ask me.

"Wear these." The goddess said to me as she points out the shoes I saw earlier. I nod and sit on the seat the goddess sat earlier as I equip the socks then the shoes.

While wearing the socks, the goddess summons a comb and began combing my hair. She was not too rough nor soft. She was gentle.

She was combing my hair while I was wearing the shoes. After finally wearing down the socks and the shoes, I look in the mirror as the goddess combs my hair.

"Ahhh, I just recalled some memories…" The goddess mutters as she combs my hair.

Hmm? What is it?

"You know, stupid disciple of mine, there was a boy who went to the hidden temple to ask for a special skill. Since I was bored, I decided to give him a few trials before finally giving him two skills. You want to know what I gave him?" She asked. Err…

"Un." I nod. There's no harm, right? It's just a casual talk.

"A skill of lunar rush and a combing skill." The goddess said before smiling.

Err… combing skill? Why would you even give someone such skill like that?

And most of all, why did you give that boy such a feminine skill of combing? Are you really that serious, master?

Sigh… I can't believe you.

"After that, the boy bowed in front of me a thousand times before finally leaving the hidden temple." The goddess said while recalling her past.

Err…

"I wonder, is that boy doing well? Sigh.." The goddess sighs after muttering something. Err...

I'm pretty sure that the boy's life would be ruined by now. Sigh…

"Stupid disciple." The goddess looks at my face through the mirror before continuing, do you want a normal hairstyle or a fashionable one?" She said, making me decide something.

Fashionable isn't really something that I like…

"Fashionable it is then." The goddess smiles before summoning a pair of hair sticks.

Err...

Sigh... might as well be a fashioned lady just for now.