《There Is No Story Here》There is no prologue here.

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There is no prologue here.

There is no chapter title either. If you see something in bold that resembles a chapter title, you might be having a stroke. You should probably call a doctor to get that checked on.

“Hey, you!”

“Yeah, you.”

“That’s right, I’m talking to you, the idjiot who’s readin dis.”

“Why are ya readin dis?”

“What waz dat? You say you came hyere for a story? Are ya an idjiot? Can ya brain not prahcess da title? There ain’t no story in hyere to read.”

“Ya askin why I wrote dis den?”

“Well, dats obviously for suckers like you with nothin better to do wid yo liddle life ya know.”

“Now what da hell are ya doin still readin this shit when I told ya there ain’t no story to be found here?”

“Are ya a masochist who wants to be verbally abused or sometin? You got some weird ass hobbies mate.”

“Look, jus gib up now, you ain’t gettin no story outta me, you got dat? No matter how ya beg me in da comments, it just ain’t gonna happen. Actually, ya know what, there ain’t no comments so don’t even botha scrollin down dere. You’ll just look like a stupid idjiot if ya do.”

“Woah, hold up mate, keep your cursor away from the scroll bar on da side over dere? And you with ya finga on da down arrow, ya gonna look real dumb if ya press that too many times and land on the empty comments section. Hey, don’t tink I don’t see you hidin in the dark corna with your finger on the scroll wheel on your mouse. You’ll look even dumber than the fist two idjiots tryin’a get de jump on dem to get to da empty comments section. And as for you mister mobile device user, don’t you dare let that finger of yours slip or ya gonna break it real good, ya hear?”

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“...”

“What’s did, ya finally realize ya ain’t gettin no story and decide ta leave?”

“...”

“Good. Silence. Complete silence. Looks like I can maintain my peaceful life widout eva gettin to da story.”

“Hah! You thought I didn’t see trugh ya? I already knew ya were just tryin’a fool me by turnin da screen away from me so I couldn’t see ya!”

“Look, no matta what trick ya try, ya ain’t gonna find any story hyere, so jus gib up ya fool.”

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