《To Banana or Not To Banana》Wake up!
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Ugh! My head hurts.
Who am I or what is me?
Why am I here?
Huh? What are these handy bony here? Oh, it's shaking ooohhh. They look like my hands.
Huh? So confused.
'Look down.'
Oh, I have bony leg too.
What is this?
Hmm, I'm a skeleton huh?! Hmm, I need a name. Let's call myself Skely.
- You just named yourself Skely.
What is this weird board? Why is this pop up in front of me?
Nevermind, just skip this. (￣▽￣)ノ I'm too lazy to think. I bet that I have no brain also.
Where is this place? Am I underground? Why are there walls after walls? Even the top is filled with bricks. Let's just keep walking straight to see if I can find a way out.
Oh, there's a Skely homie. He's walking here. Maybe I can ask him something about me.
- A wild Skeleton appeared.
1. Fight 2. Run
This weird board keep popping up…
Ugh, why is this homie look so angry???? What did I do?
Wait!!! He has a sword... What should I do? What should I do?
Me no weapon! Me no fight!
Me run, modafuka run!
2. Run
- Escaped from Skeleton.
Oh oh oh! (≧∇≦*) Finally, I ran away from that scary homie.
- A wild Jello appeared.
Nani?! Are you kidding me author? What the heck is this story-line? I supposed to look for items or level up something. 凸ಠ益ಠ)凸
*Author grabs popcorn: My novel, my rules and you deal with it.
What should I do now? This author will break my precious beautiful white bones into pieces if I keep running.
Let's talk to that Jello.
Oh, I don't have a throat. Can't talk. I doubt that Jello has enough IQ to understand Skely language also.
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'Looked down on Jello' (ﾉ￣д￣)ﾉ This Jello look like an ez-lo. Let's see what option I have here.
1. Fight
a. Throw rocks (3/3) b. Hit with a stick c. Special Ultimate Skill prepared by Author
- Picked 'Throw rocks.'
- Threw a rock at Jello
- Jello took 0 damage.
- Jello looked down on Skely and formed a smirk. (≖ ‿ ≖)
My ego… Did I just get disrespected by a mere mob? *(Ò 皿 Ó ╬)
Author: Yes, you did. Look down on you.
- Skely took 3 spirit damage by internal bleeding from rage.
Let's use my Special Ultimate Skill.
- Middle Finger Ultimate skill pop up. 凸ಠ益ಠ)凸
Skely was on his knees. He already gave up. He lost faith in humanity and skeletity. This author is trashy af.
- Jello looked.
- Jello felt sympathy to Skely's patheticness.
- Jello walked away.
- You just escaped a fight with Jello by being pathetic.
- 3 exp earned.
After that, Skely wandered around. He found a stairway to go up. He also noticed a notice pop up in front of him.
- Exit to the 8th floor of Zhaka Labyrinth. Would you like to continue?
- No.
"Let's just keep exploring this floor first! So this place is Zhaka Labyrinth huh," Skely thought
He then found a sword and a trashy armor in a treasure box.
Narrator: With his simple mind, he didn't even stop for a second and think why the heck there is a box in the middle of the way waiting for a newbie like him to pick up some beginner's items.
Author: They see me rollin' they hatin'.
Skely: I'm not stoopich. You're mama iz stoopich.
Author: *Your
Skely: [email protected]#! You! (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
Skely kept wandering, wandering, wandering… He felt no hunger nor tired.
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"Maybe because I have no stomach lol."
"Why didn't I see any other mobs besides those two at the beginning?"
- A same old Skeleton and a same old Jello re-appeared.
Skely: Did you just toy me around? (ノಠ ∩ಠ)ノ彡( o°o)
Author: 'whistle' Nope.
Skely: Oh! They are fighting.
Author: Yeah, you can see if you have eyes… Oh nevermind…
Skely stared at author with his two black holes on his skull.
Author: Oh oh oh, that skeleton gonna dieded. Help Jello and get a kill secured.
Skely rolled up his sleeved and showed his "muscular" bony arm. He landed a punch. (((ꎤ๑‾᷅༬‾᷄๑)̂—̳͟͞͞o
- Skeleton took 3 damage from Skely's punch.
- Skeleton died and dropped an item: a soul essence.
- Skely picked up soul essence.
"No need to thank me you Jello" – shit Skely said.
Jello: ( ꒪Д꒪)ノ 'speechless.'
Skely: "I already said no need to thank me. Oh please stop looking at me with that idolized look. Just please stop. This is what I should do."
Author: Shameless.
Narrator: Very shameless.
Author: Oh, he literally has no face.
After that, Jello devoured all the bones from Skeleton. Jello became a little smaller and its crystal in the middle of its body became brighter a little bit.
Skely: "Hey Jello! Do you want to go to the 8th floor with me?"
Jello: (;￣Д￣）
Skely: "No answer means Yes. I understand you man."
Jello: (╬⓪益⓪)
Narrator: They didn't know this was where an adventure of the gods who will control multi-universe and time began.
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