《Don't Put All Of Your Short Stories In One Basket》Daniel x Emma 2
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Hey hey, don't go around telling people im a pervert, masculist, maniac or whatever you wanna spread about me. You have no idea how it feels being a single virgin teenager. On top of that i live alone, like, just join me anytime ladies im free.
I may have sounded harsh and too direct for her taste, but i was reading in me when she came to disturb me and didn't go away even after i politely declined her offer. She seemed like she really wanted to pass this subject, but im no charity here, as a busy teenager i dont have too much spare time. Plus, i never had problems with math, and teaching it was altogether the same shit, so why not. However, i still wanted to see how far she was willing to go.
"You fucking disgusting degenerate waste of oxygen of a human being" said Emma furiously, "you can continue reading your shitty book and conducting your miserable life, i couldn't care less about you. I'll easily find someone else who's less than a twat. Good day fucking pig."
"Wai--" Daniel was cut off.
Well, i might have boon way too straightforward. But hey, someday this is bound to work, my intelligence is gonna serve me for something. And that is indeed to teach topless girls.
The rest of the day went fine i'd guess, i didn't hear much of Emma (not that i've ever heard of her much before anyways) but i still felt bad cuz that was a good opportunity, but you know what they less 'you gotta do what you gotta' and as a alpha male i did what i had do.
It was wednesday tomorrow and we had an exam on trigonometry. I didn't bother studying much cuz i'm very fond with sin, cos, tag and whatnot. So i instead played a new game the entire day. And no, it wasn't Fornite, miss me with that gay shit.
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I woke up the other day from an interesting dream. Emma had finally accepted my offer, but besides being topless, she insisted on staying with shorts too. Oh boy what a lovely dream tha was. Stop cringing, let a guy dream what he wants.
The exam went smoothly, it was way easier than i thought it would be. Apparently we were still sitted on trigonometry. The next lesson was Euler's formula and we unfairly had another exam this Friday. The prof reassured it was a small one, so no harm no fault.
By the way, i may have forgot a small detail, but Emma had taken only 19 points, and you needed more than 50 to pass the class. I on the other hand, cause i know you guys are dying to know, took 98 points. I know, i could've taken more, but that game i was playing yesterday brutally distracted me the entire evening.
I started feeling bad for her, but there was nothing i could do. I was about to start reading again in my loniless, as always, when a girl catches my attention. I immediately thought it was Emma, coming back to ask for tutorship, but oh was i wrong.
It was Jessica, the most attractive girl in the class, and as you guys know what they say 'same things are bound to be together' so no wonder she approached my cool ass.
"Heyyah!" sweetly said Jessica, "i noticed that you're pretty good at math, and i would only be glad to receive some help from you. Make it 6 PM at my house?"
The fuck, chill girl, we've never talked during the entire year, gimme a break.
"Hello to you" responded Daniel, "you're too direct for my taste not gonna lie. But anyways, i'm rather busy so i don't know if that'd be possible."
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You may think i'm a dumbass for refusing to go on a girls house, just the two of us on her room, presumibly studying just to find ourselves on each other pants. No, i didn't watch many tv shows. But try to think from my perspective, the most gorgeous girls approaches me, out of everyone she could get, just so i could help her out? There must be something fishy here. Anyways, she wasn't gonna win me that easily.
"Whadaya mean?" replied Jessica, "i'm here to merely get some help cause my math sucks. If today isn't okay for you we could make it another one."
Things were getting interesting, she sounded too sweet to be true, and if movies ever taught me anything is that the sweetest ones always were a persona. But hey, i had already digged myself a hugeass hole, so why not make it deeper?
"Well, lemme be frank" said Daniel, "i'd only agree if you do something for me."
"Whats that?!" asked Jessica excitedly.
"If you accept to be topless while i lecture you" replied Daniel.
(Well that sounds a bit weird but okay)
Silence fell..
"That's all?" finally said Jessica, "Well, i personally wouldn't mind, but my mother may come in anytime and that would be hard to explain, so is just a bra okay?"
Yep, this was getting interesting indeed.
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