《THE SOUL DEVOURING MAGE》CH: 5 THE SHIT HIT THE FAN IN THEIR FAMILY
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pov: King Otis
(after Archon left the council came back together to discuss the task they were given by Archon)
King Otis: *Holy fudge balls I know the priests and everyone that the Archon is an all powerful dominant arrogant omnipotent bastard. Who you should not fuck with but holy shit he looked at me for a split second and I almost shit my pants. Now all I have to do is convince the other kings that we need to do as he says except instead of telling them that I
Oliver:*cough*
will be punished I will tell them we will all be punished. *smirk* Otis my man you are truly genius pure genius now how
Oliver:*cough!*
should I go about this maybe spread some rumors first or jus- .
*Oliver:*COUGH!!
King Otis: What the hell do you want Oliver! can't you see im thinking or are you blind
Oliver: Your advisors are trying to tell you that we should advise our Ambassadors in Kelvin to try to set up a meeting with King Leeroy. So we can start negotiating a peace talk and end this ridiculous war.
King Otis: O-oh well yes that is definitely something we will do now that this damn Archon gave us this fucking ultimatum I mean the son of a bitch could at the least *bzzt*. what the hell was that
Oliver: What was what?
King Otis: You didn't just hear a loud zapping sound?
Oliver: No no one else heard anything my King.
King Otis: Oh never mind anyways where was I Oliver?
Oliver: Well you were cursing Archon and ridiculing him I believe my lord.
King Otis: Ah! yes hmm... Ah yes that stupid jerk could have gave us a notice ahead of time except telling us whenever he pleases that stupid pig I mea-*CRACKLE* *POP* BZZZT!*..... *silence*
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King Otis: Are you people seriously telling me that you didn't just hear that?
Oliver: Maybe you should stop cursing Archon I mean if you have an apple and don't eat it then it can rot and start to smell you know what I mean?
King Otis: what the fuck are you talking about Oliver why the hell would you not eat an apple? that shits expensive.
Oliver: What apple what the hell are you talking about?
(meanwhile huge ass pitch black clouds start forming above the palace looking extremely ominous and they are churning about as if begging some little upstart bitch to keep talking shit)
King Otis: It must be that immortal bastard Archon! that little bitc- *BOOOOMM!!!*
(the clouds slowly form a shameless smile and drift apart)
*silence*
Oliver: Welp I guess that's why nuns and priests teach you not to fuck with the gods in Sunday school *mumble*
King Otis: that little piece of shit I'm trying to do something for him and he throws a fucking lightning bolt *RUMBLE*
OHHH!! GREAT ARCHON IM SO SORRY I DIDNT MEAN IT! *grovels
Council member: *mumble* lying piece of shit *mumble* this piece of shit. Archon hit the king again he doesn't mean it *mumbles*
King Otis: what the hell are you saying over there speak up I can't hear you stupid Archon now he's making me deaf
(Nick: little bastard think he is slick huh *rumbles* talk shit one more time and I will throw a bigger one I dare you *smiles*
Hadeus: Honey what the hell are you doing come back to bed its cold.
Nick: Shut up woman I'm enjoying myself.
Hadeus: Don't you piss me off Nick I am cold come back to bed before I drag you back myself.
Nick: *mumbles* stupid wife never lets me have any fun the little bitch *mumbles*
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Hadeus: Did I just hear what I thought I heard?
Nick: No go back to sleep or I'll come and spank you silly! *grumbles*.
Hadeus: You got 5 minutes if you don't come back in that time don't think of coming back and don't bother cheating cause i can always tell when you do
Nick: FINE! YOU FUN SUCKER YOU SUCKER OF FUN YOU!!.*mumble* wait that gives me an idea *mumble*
Hadeus: Not happening you have 4 minutes left dear!.
Nick: *sighs* *sheds tear*)
King Otis: Oh thank goodness it seems that little prick finally left me alone! hah! I KNEW IT!.
Council members& Oliver : *sighs* he does it to himself I swear. I know right like cmon for someone who manages one of the largest country in the world he's kinda dumb. Tell me about it.
*RUMBLE!* SHAKE!* *CRASH!*.......
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nick: I FUCKIN WARNED YOU YOU LITTLE BASTARD!
Oliver: *SIGH!* Well the whole north wing of the palace is just gone now. Said, Oliver after he opened a door to the next room only to find nothing but the sky and rubble and debris
Council Member: I can't handle this bullshit anymore this stupid ass king I QUIT!
Council Member: Well fuck! now we are really screwed
Council Member: Why do you say that joseph?
Council Member: He was the best treasurer this country has ever had
Council Member: Oliver can you, please go get him back for now
Oliver: your dad is dead and all you can think is getting the treasurer back?
Prince Charles: Well of course I am the crown prince naturally I will be coronated and as future king what I need now is to get the best treasurer this country has ever seen back into this council
Oliver: *sigh* im getting too old for this shit. Said Oliver as he headed back to his tower
BAMMMM!!
Queen Tiffany: MARRY!!! YOU GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE ITS TOO DANGEROUS IM TALKING TO YOU LITTLE GIRL DONT PISS ME OFF YOU LITTLE SHIT!.
Mary: *giggles* you can't catch me you old hag!.
as Queen Tiffany heard what her daughter said she flew into a calm rage and walked away to start packing marys things for her to go live with her cousins up in the northlands
(AN: Short chapter sorry I got sick and other excuses that make sense to you beloved readers :) till next time in Nick tales)
(AN: I am aware that this chapter could have been much better don't hate I will hopefully check back tomorrow and try to fix and add more stuff later I'm just very tired anyways ENJOY!)
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