Nick: Archon god what the hell is that I sure hope father won't be mad I mean not like I chose to become a new race maybe I just evolved cause my mortal body could not hold my power. For now I think it would be best to finish reading the notices

several minutes later

Nick: I don't fuckin believe this bullshit I just became a god and all I got was obvious things like immortality *ding* wait what the hell

Time spent in cocoon1200 yearstime felt to the outside world 12

Nick: I don't this believe how can this be possible I thought it was only 12 years I don't know how I feel about this but I can't deny it makes sense I wonder how mary is doing after these 12 years she better have not found another man ill kill him

SCREAAMM!

Nick: what the hell was that it sounded familiar oh no *BOOOM* . As

half a millisecond later Nick arrives in the throne room and discovers a shocking scene

Nick: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!!?

VARUS: WHO ARE YOU AND HOW DARE YOU TALK TO ME DONT YOU KNOW WHO I AM I AM THE KING YOU PEASANT!

Nick: I AM KING I AM NICK ARCHON I AM A ARCHON GOD HOW DARE YOU SIT UPON MY THRONE AND TREAT MY WOMAN THIS WAY GUARDS KILL THIS MAN!

*cricket* *cricket*

VARUS: GUARDS KILL THIS MAN AT ONCE

ROYAL GUARDS : YES MY KING

Nick in a fit of rage has a vein bulge on his forehead so big it could fit a pencil inside.

Nick: KNEEL! MORTALS!!! OR I SHALL RIP YOUR SOULS FROM YOUR BODY AND USE THEM TO WIPE A COWS ARSE!

the guards as if knowing he was a god and truly wholeheartedly believed this man would do just that. Kneeled in front of Nick who was their rightful king

Nick: Cut his toes and fingers off followed by his nipples then rip his teeth from his gums then heal him and make him drink a gallon of horse piss. Then take a red hot poker and gouge his eyes out then take a red hot sword and cut his knee caps off then his arms and legs. Then do the same to each and every person in his family including children and if the children are younger than 1 years of age take said children and have them trained to become new royal guards.

after the royal guards hear this they start profusely sweating so much that the gloves they are wearing literally slide off their hands and they then glance at each other until the guard captain stands up and says.

Royal Guard Captain: WELL WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR MAGGOTS DO AS OUR RIGHTFUL KING SAYS THIS INSTANT.

at this time Varus the bitch runs away only to be shot in the leg by a magic-infused arrow by a royal guard

at this time a random guard spoke

random guard: Damn I used to be an adventurer until I took one of those to the knee never worked the same again

Nick: *Sigh* now take him to the dungeon and torture him also captain after I eat dinner come speak to me I have matters to discuss with you

Guard captain: my king *bows* you heard him get going. the guards then drag varus to the dungeon to torture him

Nick then walks to mary who is all cut up and scarred and proceeds to sit on the throne

Nick: mary come here and sit on my lap

Mary:*But he is my son isn't that inappropriate for a mother and son* isn't that a bit inappropriate my son I mean I am your mother

Nick: EVERYONE LEAVE THE THRONE ROOM!

random people: yes your majesty.

Nick: My father is the creator of all life and is responsible for everything in existence and while I was in your womb it was only for a week you could barely be my mother. I came from a different world with a different mother and father who raised me until I left to came here do you understand now mary I have never treated you as my mother nor have I thought of you as my mother you will be my wife and you will treat me as your husband and love me as one do you understand now mary?.

Mary: I SHALL DO NO SUCH THING! AND I DONT WANT YOU TO EVER SAY SUCH INNAPROPRIATE THINGS TO ME EVER AGAIN!

Nick stands up from his throne and uses mana to trap mary in place and then proceeds to walk to her

Nick: Look into my eyes mary.

Mary: NO! I REFUSE TO LOOK AT YOU

Nick: LOOK INTO MY EYES MARY !

Nick then proceeds to grab her throat and forces her to look into his eyes

Mary: I can't breathe nick ... nick I can't breathe, please.

Nick: *AH! uninvited guests *TIME FREEZE* show yourselves dont you know you are being rude

????: well we just came to confirm the existence of a new god that's all now that we know you are a god we welcome you to the pantheon in heaven. said an exotic beautiful woman with a black dress holding a miniature looking Cerberus

Nick: what is your name ?

Hadeus: my name is Hadeus and yours I presume is Nick

Nick: Are you single?

?????: No she isn't you little shit she is my wife. said a man wearing battle armor as he unsheathed a beautifully crafted sword

Nick: FREEZE!. Said nick as he points at the man he then and looks at Hadeus. Why are you with such a brute?. Nick asked her

Hadeus: He is the most powerful of the gods and king of the pantheon that's why.

Nick: hmm I like you so I think I'll take you as my first wife I was going to take Mary but she is being uncooperative ill just eat her along with the brute. said Nick as he summons his chalice and uses it to devour marys soul and then the brutes

*Gasp*x4

Nick: *gulp **gulp*

*Ding!* *Ding!* *Ding!*

For devouring the most powerfull demoness+200 to all stats

FOR DEVOURING CHEVRON: the most powerfull god and king of the pantheon

the previous [god of war and battle]+20000 to all stats

NEW TITLE: TITLE BONUSES: +20% overall to all weapons and armor used including weapon and armor enchantments

HIDDEN BONUS UNLOCKED : due to your race you have unlocked +20% to all stats

NEW TITLE: +50% BONUS TO ALL STATS

Nick: This means you shall be my wife now correct?

Hadeus: well I am single now so I guess but come with me to the underworld so we can marry

Nick: no we don't need to go there we can marry right here

Hadeus: *so what if he is powerful I do what I want it's in my nature* I refuse I wish to get married in the underworld

Nick: FINE! you are all invited lets go

Hadeus: *I will only love this man if he can satisfy me as I have never been satisfied before also I want children more than anything I have never been able to have children of my own *

Nick: so will I and I also want children now let's go before I get even more grumpy than I am

Hadeus: wait what its not possi-

Nick: I SAID LETS GO !!!

Hadeus: be careful who you anger Nick I am not the goddess of death and the underworld for no reason!

*pop*

as Nick and Hadeus went off to go get married the other gods were speechless

????: He didn't even look at us

????: I know I feel neglected if he would have looked at us he would have realized that we are all beautiful

????: HMPH! WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS IM GOING HOME SCREW THAT BASTARD! * BOOOOMMM *CRACKLE **PZZTT!*

3 hours later

in the underworld under the view of all of the souls and demons in the underworld a special wedding was taking place

Archdemon priest: do you Hadeus Goddess of the underworld and death take Nick Archon King of the Gods as your husband?

Wedding Proposal Between: Nick Archon King Of the Gods and Hadeus Goddes of the Underworld and Deathwill you accept : yes or no

Hadeus: I do *smiles*

Archdemon priest: do you Nick Archon King of the Gods take Hadeus Goddess of the Underworld and Death as your wife?

Wedding Proposal Between: Nick Archon King Of the Gods and Hadeus Goddes of the Underworld and Deathwill you accept : yes or no

Nick: I do *smiles*. said Nick as he glances at his new soon to be wife

Archdemon priest: well by the power you two vested in me I now pronounce you husband and wife you may kiss

Nick: Finally!. Nick yelled as he grabbed Hadeus and slammed her up against a column in the temple they were in causing cracks to appear on its surface while he grabbed her ass hard enough to crush a city with the palm of his hand

Hadeus shocked by his speed and aggressiveness only but for a moment returned the kiss and grabbed his ass equally as strong shocking Nick as he then proceeded to squeeze a little harder causing the muscles in her leg to start spasming. Hadeus let out an excited squeal

Hadeus: * Oh Nick I think you are perfect for me I knew you were powerful just not this powerful*. Hadeus then gently slides her tongue in his mouth surprising Nick

Nick: Oh you little minx!

*cough*

Archdemon priest: I realize this is rude of me but could you too kindly return to the Gods domain I do not wish for the temple Hadeus just made for me to be ruined even more ?

Nick: O! so sorry. Nick just now realizing that there is cracks all over the floor and column and also the ceiling caused by him and his new wife quickly teleport with a puff of black smoke into the gods domain

10 minutes after all of the demons and souls and other priests have left except the Archdemon priest leave the Archdemon priest then said.

Archdemon priest: oh man they forgot to fix the temple. A very loud *snap* was then heard throughout the underworld as the temple was completely fixed all but the column was fixed as it was left to symbolize the beginning of Hadeus and Nicks true love for one another.

in a secret location God knows where [AN: see what I did there kinda funny right :). ]

God: Way to go son I just have to wait for some grandchildren *smirks*.

HAVE A NICE DAY ALSO MIGHT RELEASE ANOTHER CHAPTER TODAY IF IM NOT BUSY