Chapter 13: Kane’s Kinky Workshop

It was mid-afternoon, and Evan met Kane in the lobby of the LimeTech company building, immediately leaving for Kanes workshop.

They reached the workshops front door after a few minutes.

“The heck’s this?” Kane asked, pulling a giant bow tie off of the door

“Uh. You’ll see in a second.” Evan said

He opened the door, and flipped the switch. It had been a button but he liked switches more. The lights turned on.

“Holy SHIT! This is awesome! I’ve been asking for a lot of this stuff for ages, where the hell did you get it?! Oh. Wait, I know, I know, nevermind, that doesn’t matter!” Kane said pressing his cheek against some of the new machines Evan had installed.

“It’s kinda creepy to watch you smell a machine like that.” Evan said

“You don’t get it. This is like...oh god, I wanna say Christmas, but it’s better!” Kane said

“Yeah, yeah.” Said Evan

Evan went up to a wall in the corner that had previously held all of kane's tools.

“Hey, wait. Where did you put them? My tools are missing!” Kane said, worried

“I said gimme a minute.” Said Evan, fiddling with something

After a few seconds there was a loud hiss.

A holographic console popped up, as well as something which seemed to hold some sort of square object, like the cartridge slot on a portable gaming device.

“Ah. Sweet, there it is. All right all right. Let’s see, access point anchor chip.....here.This should give her access to the workshop network.” Said Evan

He took a computer chip out of his pocket.

“And in it goes!” Evan said. He started counting down.

3!

2!

1!

Evan put the chip into the slot. A very satisfying click. It took a second, and then the chip reading device retracted inwards, with the chip inside.

“What are you doing?” Kane asked

Evan just kept typing. Kane sighed.

{“hello!”} said Anne

“The hell? Why did you bring the perverted ai here?” Asked Kane

{“Hey! Wait.... I can’t refute that. Actually, I quite like it. Hello, Kane. I guess you are my master! I'll take good care of you.”} said Anne, pervertedly

“Oh god! Are ai supposed to be able to drool?” Kane asked, feeling something drip onto his head

“That isn’t drool. While she is drooling, that isn’t drool that you feel.” Said Evan, mostly ignoring the fact that Anne was playing with Kane using tentacles and other wacky stuff.

Even if Kane screamed, Evan didn’t hear it. He was focused.

“What the HELL are you doing on that thing that’s so important?!?” Kane yelled, being swung around in the air by an EXTREMELY perverted ai

“Also, why is she worse than before!” Kane yelled

“Ok, first, I’m playing Skyrim. Second, I had to remove her inhibitor so that I could download Skyrim. As well as connect a few other things that are pretty important. We can play it in the lounge now, too.” Evan said

“Oh. Sweet!.....wait! no! Don't!” Kane said. Everything had been paused for a moment, then Anne resumed torturing Kane.

“Huh. She really likes you, doesn’t she.” Evan said

{“Yup!”} Anne said

“You sound less human, it’s odd.” Said Kane, dangling by one foot from a giant metal tentacle.

“Yeah, she wanted me to install something, and I had a few other things to set up before I could even move her network anchor here. She’s got some preeeetty weird interests. I had to lower some of the quality in certain aspects because of that. Even considering how much I outfitted this place with custom made storage banks and processors the other day.” Evan said

“Didn’t YOU make her?! Isn’t this your fault!” Kane said

“I did, yeah, but she didn’t get her personality from me, she was raised by someone else. Kinda. Or, rather, raised on the stories I told her, about another person I guess.” Said Evan

“Oh. Wait, who the fuck do you know that’s this perverted?!” Kane asked

“Uhhhh. Other than you, maybe one or two.” Evan said

“Wait, what do you mean, other than me?! Damnit, quit playing Skyrim and help me! She’s starting to touch wierd places!!! Ah!!! No!!!” Kane wailed

“Well, it’ll be over quickly. I gave her something similar to a sex drive. Once she Uh… wait hold up. What was the correct term? Cleans you? Ah, doesn’t matter, you won’t last that long in one go anyway. She’ll calm down eventually, she just had energy stored up from the trip here.” Said Evan

“That does NOT help!!!” Kane said, being tossed around in the air

“I know. I did it on purpose. See ya tomorrow Kane! If you survive, that is.” Evan said, laughing as he left

“Damn you and your little giggle, I’ll dndkccchb!!!!” Kane said, his mouth being gagged by Anne

His screams were heard throughout the entire building, for the entire night.