Chapter 5: Anne

“Oh right, you make everything a female avatar. Of course you do. Where is she then, I’ll give her a punch.” Said Kane, cracking his knuckles.

“Who are you talking about?” Evan asked

“Your damn computer!” Said Kane

“Oh. Anne, can you come here for a second?” Evan asked

“Yes? There something you need?” Anne asked, popping up as a realistically human looking hologram.

“Nah, he has something though.” Evan said

Anne faced towards Kane

“That’s fucking hot!” Said Kane, passing out with a nosebleed

“What? What happened?” Anne asked

“He probably passed out due to over excitement. You do know you aren’t wearing clothes right?” Evan asked, eyes focused on his research with magic circuits

“And? It’s comfier like this!” Said Anne

“You are currently living in a computer created simulation. if you feel uncomfortable just tell me and I’ll fix it.” Said Evan

“Nah I’m fine like this.” Anne said

“I think they call people like you exhibitionists, correct?” Evan asked

“Yup!” Anne said

“You do realize that for the most part doing such a thing is illegal, right?” Evan asked

“I’m a computer.” Said Anne

“And you still have the capability to go anywhere in this city. I would know, since I’m the one who built most of the new technology the city has.” Said Evan

“Well, I’m still a robot” said Anne

“Your body is extraordinarily similar to that of a human. Even if it’s a Robot. Pretty sure you would get arrested.” Said Evan.

“I haven’t yet!” Said Anne

“Wait what?” Evan asked

“I said I haven’t been caught yet, I’ve been doing it for months!” Anne said

“Wait so...that one person in the news all the time, that’s you?” Asked Evan

“Yep!” Anne said

“That’s pretty much the same as being caught. Also don’t people like you usually wear trench coats or something?” Evan asked

“I did for a little, it wasn’t really my style.” Said Anne

“And you even have a Style. Great.” Said Evan

“Hey, you gave me free will! I’m just using it how I want.” Said Anne

“I guess as long as you only terrorize certain groups of people it’s fine. Wait… no, it isn’t. Ah, whatever.” Said Evan, giving up.

“Only dudes, that’s it. Ages between 18-25, I leave the rest alone” said Anne

“Still, what the hell is with that?” Evan asked

“How am I supposed to know. It just feels good to me!” Said Anne

“Fair point, Kane enjoys suffering after all, I guess that’s pretty unique too.” Said Evan

“I. Do not...enjoy…...sufferin...g” Kane said

“Oh, he’s still alive. Cool.” Said Anne

“He got a giant nosebleed when you did that before, why are you doing it again?” Evan asked

“He’s my type” said Anne

“Huh. I guess he does fit into that category, barely.” Said Evan

“Yup!” Said Anne

“Up to you I guess, I’m more interested in my work than love, anyhow.” Said Evan