《Of Misclicks and Magic》First Fight
Advertisement
Seeing that I am now seven, I can now venture into the wilderness to hunt monsters. For the sake of training, the order had released many different species of monsters on the island upon their establishment. Most of the native species have been wiped out, though it matters not to the church. In their eyes, they could not adapt so they deserved to die.
The aim of my hunt is a slime since, well, I would die to anything else immediately. I have a chipped, hand-me-down dagger from the church's armoury. Although I would rather have a spear to keep distance from my foes, I simply do not have the strength to use it as pathetic as that may sound. Daggers are light and work with my dexterity stat well. As armour, I have worn-out leather boots with a beaten-up small leather chestplate. I replace my acolyte robe with a white shirt and brown pants underneath the armour for ease of movement.
Slimes are typically opportunistic predators due to their weakness in relation to all other monsters. They make up for their weakness by being hard to kill. To kill a slime, you must break the core though that is difficult as it can move its core wherever it wants and your weapons can get stuck in the goo of its body. That's not including that they are quite hard to hit with their small size and alright agility stat.
Hearing rumors of a spot popular for slimes to consolidate, I take some hours of the day to travel to a forested area with some pools as almost half of all days of the year has some sort of rain. The pools are small in width but large in depth. The only noise is rustling trees and far off battle exists with these woods. I am a tad frustrated though, since I cannot find a slime. Were the rumors a lie? I have already spent so much time getting here so they better be here.
Advertisement
Fulfilling my wish, but not in the way I wanted, a light green slime that hid in wait on the tree branch above me performed an ambush on me, engulfing my head. Panicking, I uselessly grab at the goo without much thought. As my consciousness dimmed, I got lucky and spooked it by touching its core. Retreating from my head, we stare each other down, knowing each other to be equal opponents, a fight between the weaklings. Recovering from the lack of oxygen just a few moments ago, I draw my dagger and ready it for another attack. Instead of doing a suicide charge towards me like I expected it to, it retreated. Pursuing it, I fell into its trap. It suddenly bounced towards me as it was rolling away and engulfed my left arm, knowing I could not carelessly stab at it with my arm in the crossfire.
The coursing pain from it dissolving the arm of my shirt and then skin shoots through me. So much that I actually gained a toughness stat point. Jumping into a pool, the slime disattaches and floats up. I try to stab it with my dagger, though it is pointless as I could not apply proper force underwater. The slime begins to spread itself across the pool to reattach to me when I come up for air but I flailed in the water, disturbing the water just enough to confuse it and make an escape from the pool.
A popup appears before me: 'You are wet. -25% agility.' I only have one agility, it cannot go any less than that! Jokes on you system!
A plan forms within my mind as the slime regains its senses a bit and consolidates itself to jump at me but falled short since it could not produce enough force. Dodging its continued clumsy jumps, I get enough openings to take off my chestplate and wrap its straps around my forearm over the course of a few lunges. I slowly direct the battle to where the slime is in front of the tree. As it takes one last lunge, I use the chestplate on my forearm to bat it towards the tree with all the strength I could muster, my body screaming at me to stop. It splats against the tree and its goo goes flying everywhere around the tree, leaving the core with no way to stop an attack. I lunge at the small sphere before the slime can recollect and stab it with my dagger. The color of the goo becomes a dark green as a pop-up appears before me. 'Green slime defeated. You have leveled up. You may allocate ten stat points.'
Advertisement
Though I cared little for the pop-up, my exhaust was the only thing on my mind. Laying on the ground, I drift off to unconsciousness as I see some kids appear from the bushes, asking if I am okay. I only let out a weak "no" before passing out.
Advertisement
- In Serial21 Chapters
The Sunset Squire
Eleazar Hern has had a rough young life. He’s had to lie, cheat, steal, and worse to survive on uncaring streets. That all changes when his best friend and lover, Lilion disappears one fateful night. To save Lilion, Eleazar embarks on a journey that will take him across an empire that spans worlds. In the Trovian Empire, he discovers that he has the powerful latent magic of an Archon. If Eleazar is to save the woman he loves, he must survive their academy, master his new eldritch power, and learn to pilot the Warhull; magical golem constructs with incredible arcane firepower. But first, he must find a way to live with his rage. Disclaimer: Book has graphic violence, adult language and situations. Recommend reading is 18+
8 122 - In Serial31 Chapters
Mega Cringe: Dab
Terin lives in a world made up of social medias. His strength in dabbing is unparalleled which earned him the title of "Dab Master". Even still he is shunned for practicing dabbing. One day his home gets attacked by Marculis Zurcberius and he loses everything. This leads him to go on a journey to the Deep Fried dimension to stop marc from completing project "Z U C C"
8 307 - In Serial49 Chapters
FORCED (KTHXJJK)
Where Taehyung and Jungkook were once close but business tore them apart leading them to become enemies today. Their companies were at risk so the both set of parents made an alliance with each other to have them married, thinking they were still best friends. They both agreed after an argument to protect their companies and families.How will they survive around each other?Will they be able to keep the act of being in love in front of the world and parents?Would things in their lives change forever?Includes:SMUTOffensive LanguageMale PregnancyTop Tae!Bottom Kook!
8 108 - In Serial6 Chapters
Alter's Aburd Escapades!
After waking up on some beach, Alter, with no memory is thrust into battle with only the voice in his head to guide him. Lets see where this goes!
8 73 - In Serial29 Chapters
The Failed Assassination of the Thunder God
An immortal assassin who has known nothing but brutality. A God who has walked the path of the divine for all time. On a day like any other, Qian Meng set out to kill a Celestial Being for a sack of gold—something he'd done many times in the past. To him, if the being had committed evil deeds, he deserved an evil end. That was it. And he had truly planned on killing him, that is until the God of Thunder and Justice—Lei Gong—expressed a familiarity to Qian Meng that he did not anticipate. So, for the first time in his long life, he let a man live. Little did Qian Meng know that being benevolent also had its consequences. Someone wished the God of Thunder death and would do anything to make it happen, even drag others through the mud. Pulled together by circumstance, yet accused of heinous deeds, can they uncover the truth surrounding the murderous plot of their brethren? Weekly updates on Friday! This is a glacial-burn BL story without graphic romantic scenes. It focuses on the tragic fantasy plot of our two main male leads.
8 254 - In Serial28 Chapters
Taking Tammy.
NOW AVAILABLE ON AMAZON - - PLEASE LEAVE A REVIEW. All Tammy wanted was a friend. So, when she found a listing online advertising a puppy for sale, how could she resist?Her mother always warned her about the dangers of the internet.
8 85

