(yami is talking to the awake man on the table open chest cavity)

so then i said: "don't threatan me with a good time hun.", he then shot a fireball at me, which i caught and used to boil a kettle of water, of which i used to scald the dude's head whern he ran at me, and as he's on the hgrlound in pain, he shouts: "AAAAAH, MY DICK, YOU JUST SPLASHED HOT WATER ON MY DIIIICK! "

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAH

...........

.....what?...you didn't find it funny?

.........you took my intestines, both kidneys, and my anus, i hate you, piss off.

...well,....i wasn't expecting that kind of spanish inquisition from you.

(three men burst into the door) NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

[yami] WHO ARE YOU, HOW DID YOU GET IN MY CAVE; LEAVE OR I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU WITH-YOUR-OWN-SEVERED-PENUSES!.....

[tink in the other room] whats going on in there?!

[yami]abuncha weirdo asshats just burst in when i was entertaining comany.

[the man] please help me.

no.

[some dude]I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS; I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS!

[yami]THATS becouse i amputated your arms.

.[some dude]..oh.

[yami]....you want them back?

..yes please.

..well, let me hand you them..(the fall on the floor)..oh....no...arms,...hands,..but no arms.(think of a penguin)

Spoiler: explined last part

 .....thats the thing..hands atached to torso, without arms.

knock-knock

who-who's there.

a canible, im here for dinner

....your friends already had lunch, so i can't open the door.

Spoiler: explained

 HE HAS NO LIMBS!

 ...still sore i let my assistants play 4way, tug-of-war with you, eih?

who wouldn't be, it was this noon.

 why is there a room with just two angry men yelling at each other in a phoren languige?

im trying sothing new.

THEY HAD NO MOUTHS!..HOW WERE THEY YELLING?!

...like i said, trying somthing new.

Spoiler: Spoiler

......im waiting for you to get it.....................................................................................ever heard the term"talking out of your ass"?