《Mother's Basement Studios》Major Interviews: Barracupid
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Major_Rebecca: Hello, everyone! This is Major_Rebecca with Mother’s Basement Studios doing our very first interview! Today, we’re with a gamer who goes by the handle ‘BarraCupid’. He regularly plays and enjoys the new MMO Raid & Conquer but, recently, he says something made him rage quit so hard he nearly broke his keyboard. BarraCupid, can you tell us what happened?
BarraCupid: You’re a girl?
Major_Rebecca: I...yes, but that’s not important right now-
BarraCupid: I thought girls only played, like, horse games or something.
Major_Rebecca: Kid-
BarraCupid: Can you show me your tits?
Major_Rebecca: Cut the camera right now, Jacobi.
...
Major_Rebecca: Sorry about that folks! We had a bit of technical difficulty. Now, where were we? Ah, BarraCupid, you were going to tell us about this disturbing event that happened to you in-game?
BarraCupid: Uh-uh, yeah, um…
Major_Rebecca: Well, go on. Say it.
BarraCupid: Right, right. Um, so, I was headed back from gathering a bunch of stuff from this forest-
Major_Rebecca: What was its name?
BarraCupid: Huh?
Major_Rebecca: The name of the forest?
BarraCupid: Oh! Uh, I dunno? It was just a bunch of trees that surrounded Elden Castle; I didn’t pay attention to the name of it
Major_Rebecca: I see. And why did you have to collect stuff from the forest?
BarraCupid: Some stupid fetch quest for this NPC that wouldn’t teach me a skill unless I brought it back some random ass-
Major_Rebecca: Language, please.
BarraCupid: Oh, uh, sorry. Some random butt materials.
Major_Rebecca: What happened after you collected them?
BarraCupid: Well, I was heading back to Elden Town when I was jumped by some freak in a tusked pig mask. It was just some stupid level 13 [Mage] but I took him on easy.
Major_Rebecca: And what level and class are you?
BarraCupid: Level 6 [Archer].
Major_Rebecca: That’s a seven level difference!
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Barracupid: Yeah, well, I got some good gear early on so his spells didn’t really hurt me. But that was when he used Teleport Object on me.
Major_Rebecca: That’s a level 30 [Mage] spell, correct?
BarraCupid: Yeah. It shouldn’t have even been able to affect me but I guess whatever hack he used messed up the spell. My character still hasn’t recovered!
Major_Rebecca: Do you remember what was stolen?
BarraCupid: Uh, some Nutter Squirrels, most of my pieces, and a skill book I needed for the NPC trainer. It took me three hours just to find it!
Major_Rebecca: That’s a real shame, BarraCupid. But I’m afraid that’s all the time we have for today.
BarraCupid: But I have so much more to-
Major_Rebecca: If you’re new to the gaming world and have no idea what any of what we just said, check out our channel’s very own ‘Gamer’s Guide’! This was Major Interviews! Major_Rebecca, signing off!
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