《Mortal God》Chapter 4 : Leoness Kingdom's Capital (1)
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At Heavenly Spa, In the room have Zhang Bai, Lin Yi, and twenty prostitutes.
ZHANG BAI: fuck!!!
LIN YI: Ouch...fuck!!!..bitch why bite my little brother?
LITTLE BITCH: sorry I don't mean..huhuhu..I surprised with young master Zhang's cry.
LIN YI: Little Bai, why you shouted? Lucky I don't be the eunuch.
ZHANG BAI: Sorry big brother Yi, I angry because of that little bitch.
LITTLE BITCH: I don't anything, why you angry with me?
ZHANG BAI: why.can you say why to fuck you fucking bitch why you don't have underwear?.
LITTLE BITCH: fuck you..fuck my job is prostitute why must I have to wear underwear?
BITCH A: so little bitch did not wear underwear when coming brothel.
LIN YI: fuck little Bai what problem with this.?
BITCH B: look he steals us our underwear.
BITCH C: so young master Bai is perverted...
ZHANG BAI: no I not a pervert..I only when doing a task.
LITTLE BITCH: fuck..what task.
ZHANG BAI: I...I...
ZHANG OUT ROOM BECAUSE HE FEAR BECAUSE THEY KNOW HE STEAL UNDERWEAR. prostitute's underwear (19/20) OUTSIDE ROOM ZHANG BAI COLLIDED WITH MOMMY TANG.
MOMMY TANG: ouch..why you running young master Bai.
ZHANG BAI: sorry mommy Tang.
MOMMY TANG: it okay..but what thing in your clothes.?
ZHANG BAI: nothing...mommy can you help me?
MOMMY TANG: please what?
ZHANG BAI: cccc..can I borrow mommy's underwear.
MOMMY TANG: what a pervert..but mommy don't wear underwear now..ok bye.. pervert.
ZHANG BAI: no I.
FIVE HOURS AND FIFTY-NINE LATER.
ZHANG BAI: fuck why so difficult to steal underwear..only one please I don't want LV up.
SANTA CLAUS: don't worry Immortal God.. I have a prostitute's underwear in my present list.
ZHANG BAI: oow..you..you little Claus what you doing here.?thank.. prostitute's underwear (20/20)
Your daily task completed
No reward SANTA CLAUS: hahaha..it ok you are my former employer..hahaha..I come here for heavenly spa..hahaha..mommy Tang have a good skill.hhaha.
ZHANG BAI: fuck you..so every Christmas you delayed present because you come here..fuck.
SANTA CLAUS: sorry..
ZHANG BAI: but fucking so today is Christmas fuck..Why here summer season.?Christmas: snow.
SANTA CLAUS : hahaha...summer christmas.
ZHANG BAI: summer Christmas to you Little Claus..so where you will go next?
SANTA CLAUS: EARTH...fuck It's too late..I go now.MERRY CHRISTMAS NO SUMMER CHRISTMAS.
ZHANG BAI: SUMMER CHRISTMAS ....say thank you to men on Earth who wish a prostitute's underwear.
SANTA CLAUS: ok...I will tell them..SORRY FOR LATE "MERRY CHRISTMAS"
Now a true episode..
" Little darling, please wake up, today is the day for you to Leoness Royal Capital." Moar women yelled want Zhang Bai waking from sleep.
" Okay...okay.I have woken up, so my lovely moar women please stop yelled in this morning, the neighbor is still sleeping".answer Zhang Bai stilled up in a blanket, and he continued sleeping.
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The atmosphere in Snow Winter Village very cool by that, the inhabitants work at ten O'clock in morning, at this time many villages still sleeping.So at ten O'clock, the persons begin to open store or workshop, trade and they go to garden pick fruits and vegetables.Also, a fool adult tried a luck to the hill for hunted and prostitutes go to a brothel.
Today Zhang Bai must be to the capital to test entry to one of the fours famous school in the Leoness Kingdom, Leoness Royal Military School, located at the center capital.Leoness Royal Military Shcool developed by Leone's king himself. Who can graduate from this school there can easy to be a high-ranking military or be royal knight squad, famous with the strongest knight that can only be ordered by the king only.
A trip to the capital from Snow Winter Village so far it takes time, one month and ten days to get with the horse carriage. For precaution, they go to capital earlier at two months before entry starts.
To get entry very difficult, it has ruled that everyone want to get entry must be under thirteen and have a noble token from the noble Leoness Kingdom. To pass the entry test, they must pass three tests, aptitude test attributes test and test the patience and emotions. Every year, test difficult level increases because that student at the school was reduced. But what principals say in her speech "we want quality, not quantity", principals which also Leone's king very dearly little sister. Student at school will study for six years and every year there is a test, who fail the tests will be expelled from school.
Zhang Bai gets entry token because baron snowblood of Snow City, who gives his token to Zhang Bai the result of persuasion and seduction Lin Yan, it can get because baron snowblood is gay.
"Little darling, mum know you still sleeping", moar women enter the bedroom and pull blankets worn by Zhang Bai.
After the blankets pulled, we can see man only wear underwear sleeping, on the appearance and body appear to be early twenty years old.Of cause this man is Zhang Bai, he still youngest from his appearance, eleven years old, and children in his peers call him gorilla because of his body hunky and tall. He height is more than one hundred and seventy when still eleven years old. So many women at village crazy to be his women.
"Little darling go take showers, Uncle Lin will arrive shortly". After seeing Zhang Bai have erected, she goes to the kitchen to prepare breakfast and travel supplier for Zhang Bai.
"Honey, can you pick up the suitcases and groceries into the carriage after Uncle Lin arrive". Zhang Li can see suitcases and groceries in front Zhang Bai bedroom.
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Zhang Bai getting out of bed, he felt sad for being forced by his parents to take test entry Leoness Royal Military School, he wants to be scholar, not soldier or knight because he knows from Lin Yi scholar was famous among noble ladies and he wants to get a noble lady to be his wife's.
'Fuck you moar women..I know you who persuades father to force me to be military student, are you don't want noble lady to be your daughter in law'
After showers he sees Uncle Lin being chatting together Zhang Li. So he hurries up and gets breakfast before a trip to the capital.
"Little Bai, have you brought the token I give to you".."It important to tale entry tests" ask Lin Yan after he chatting with Zhang Li and he gets in the horse carriage.
"There is" he takes the token from his pocket to show and he started to get ready for the trip.
"Little darling doesn't be naughty in the capital and you must get pass tests entry to Leoness Royal Military School also is.. are you miss me.. take this you can smell and kiss when you miss me"moar women gives a red color cloth.
When Zhang Bai take it, he can feel warm from red color cloth, he surprises because this cloth is his mother underwear.
"Fuck bitch, why you give our son your underwear, you want people at the capital to know our son pervert.." and Zhang to his fool wife.
"I not pervert"
"I know..I know also everyone in the village know you pervert..hahaha..dodon't be shy...pervert." ." take this" he gives his son short sword it length one meter.
"This" yin sword (hight)
Damage : 2.2
Durability : 19/200 (almost broken)
+1 str , + 0.5ag , +1sp "Son take this sword it is your grandfather's sword..he gave me when he died..take it, you know that I not good at using sword"
"Goodbye son"
"Goodbye, little darling, don't forget to smell my underwear when you miss me, It not yet washed"
"Okay..okay goodbye father..goodbye my lovely moar women..I go" he starts to get into carriage, after a while, horse carriage start moving.
To capital, they must through the forest inhabited by elves, Grander Forest and after that trough villages and cities under one of Leoness Kingdom's marquis and they can arrive capital.
In forest Zhang Bai can see a men or women beautiful and long ear, he can't know the gender because they have beautiful and also long hair.They are so beautiful which they angry face..Zhang starts to check the status.
"Status" LAN YURI (female elven) (782 years old) (LV.0)
Hitpoint : 5
Damage: 0.5
Mana : 13
ATTRIBUTES
Strength : 0.5
Agility :2.6 ( 1 )
Intelligent : 0.98
Spirit : 1 (0.3)
SKILL
- basic achery art LVmax (+1ag) (trash)
-basic dance arts LV18 (+0.3sp) (trash) Now he knows, what gender after he checks every event status.
'so they are female elven no men'
"Uncle Lin, why they no have a male elven"ask Zhang Bai, he knows answer but wants to change the silent atmosphere.
"Male elven rare"
"Also why that female elven angry when they see us"
"They not angry...they just shy..hahaha.. don't be fool by they angry face...hahaha'
"But my father says elven do not like human"
"Yes, they don't like human not uncle, so don't worry..hahaha..they only tsundere ..haha. I can't wait... they skill more good than bitch at Heaven Spa first floor..hahaha" Lin Yan look at Zhang Bai and continued,"the day starts dark, so we must hurry up go to the elven village at center Grander Forest, for stays" said Lin Yan with the impatient face.
Three months later, Zhang Bai could see the tall buildings and he knows he had reached the destination.Only Zhang Bai, yeah only Zhang had reached the capital because Lin Yan missing in the middle of the trip. The trip to capital very difficult and many unexpected events also because that Zhang Bai missing the entry test day.
"Fuck...fuck.. Fuck what fucking fuck, why I late??" He knows is his mother know about this, he must be punished by his mother.
"Fuck was that fucking old man..fuck were" Restless Zhang Bai
'So many events that slowed down like fucking blind pirate group..fuck they can see our carriage have low durable but they still want to rob us ...stupid we from village you can't anything from our..fuck they start won't kill us because they can't anything, lucky Lin Yan here, the strongest men in village to defeat them...but I still sad over death of Lin..Yan. No Uncle Lin don't die yet...I sad for what...ah..yeah over death horse..so we don't have carriage..but when did Uncle Lin starts missing..also went we lost in the strange village he still with me...so were he...ahha..now I know were that fuck suck older start missing... Because of he I fucking missing entry test. Every day, if that old man sees brothel one day we stay there...so every day we go to the brothel...so he must be at the brothel nearby capital...but I must thank that sucker... I no more to begging at royal military school.I can I free if mother know..I can say because Uncle Lin I fail to take entry test..I free...I can be scholarer..haha.
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