Wine Glass survival diary, day two.

Today, I woke up to a pure white world.

Ah, this must be heaven. Have I finally died and found everlasting peace? No more idiotic MCs, no more shady old men, and no more bossy editor ladies?

Ah…is that Jesus I see floating toward me? Hiya, ‘sup man, have you come to take me to the angel ladies?

I’m ready- Wait, why do you look like that old scamming geezer? Don’t tell me that con-artist is actually Jesus in disguise…

I woke up.

…

Two seconds later, I was almost blinded by a dazzling streak of light from the window.

“Oh, good morning, Wine Glass.”

Oh, morning, old geezer…wait…WHY THE HELL ARE YOU BUTT NAKED.

I covered my “eyes” in panic, as the streak of light acted like some sort of censor bar over the old pedophile.

Praise the Lord for the cliche censor bar that appears in every single Hentai ever.

You have added one screenshot to your [Photo Gallery].

View [Screenshot00fck3902]?

Yes l No

HELL NO. DELETE THAT SHIT FROM MY HISTORY NOW.

You have added [Screenshot00fck3902] to [Favorites].

Alright, that’s enough. I’m done with the trolling from the system.

Plus, I got a lot of things on my plate today.

Today’s the day me, the dumbass MC, and the old pedophile storm the empire and become the leaders of a glorious revolution.

Yes, it will be like the Three Musketeers story, except Rebellion version.

I dub it the Code NoPlansWhatsoever: Three Musketeers of the Rebellion. Yay!

Yay my ass.

“Alright, Wine Glass. Let’s dress you in your shiny new costume.”

The Old Man approached me with a tiny, frilly maid outfit.

…………..

Shin.exe has stopped working. Please wait a moment.

Hellllllllll noooooooo! Damn, shave those macho hairy legs at least, old man!

Scarred for life, now I can’t trusts maids anymore. Like, what if I meet a super girly man and he whips out a d!ck when we head to the back alley of the maid cafe for some fun?

I can basically hear my @ss virginity saying adios, amigos.

Back to the main topic, the old man was now pulling a panda outfit over my body.

Like what kind of weird fetishes does this man have? This is one man I wouldn’t want in my zoo if I owned a zoo…he’s probably a zoophilia.

DO NOT CONTAMINATE THE SACRED PANDAS. PANDAS ARE LOVE, PANDAS ARE LIFE.

Point taken. But I got to admit, I look great in a panda outfit. Kekekeke…

“Now, we are ready to go! To the glorious revolution!!!!”

The old man-maid, the wine-glass panda, and the MC…

Woah.

Hold up. Wait a minute. Waaaaiiitttt….

Adjust the stupid angle of my view to the MC.

…

Holy shit. He was freaking…

You have added one screenshot to your [Photo Gallery].

View [Screenshot00fckboi123]?

Yes l No

HELL YES! SAVE TO FAVORITES! SELL TO THE FANGIRLS! SELL TO THE YANDERES!

You have deleted [Screenshot00fckboi123].

FU*CK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Ok, let me describe what the MC is wearing.

You know those outfits the humanoid last bosses always wear in games? The black and red armor with the cape and those floating crystals, that sexy @ss expensive-looking crown and a sword that looks like it’s worth more than my noob life?

Hell, that was what the MC was dressed in.

Why wasn’t I dressed in that? Wine glass has rights too! Wine glass wants to be sexy too-

“Let’s gooooooo!”

The cult of three finally set out toward the capital. It will be a very very long journey, filled with hardships, friendship, loss, betrayal, retribution, and finally, victory.

Will the three revolutionize the capital?

Find out next time in [email protected] Red.

I joke. The old man’s bar is actually in the capital. So it will take 15 minutes to just walk up to the palace.

Fu*ck this game.

To be continued