《Berserker- Crank Wars》015. Mr. Nobody's Hosted Contest!
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"Would you be brave enough as to repeat what you f*cking said to me?!" The boy said, and it looked like he was possessed by Sir Nick but a rouged version of him, or at least that's the thought that had lurked around in those tiny brains of those four, including Sir Nick himself.
"Woah, there, cowboy! I was just messing with you! Chill out, dude!" Ryan almost pissed his pants but he successfully peed himself though. And before anyone could see his pants getting wet, he casted a secret dryer spell and sucked the urine soaking his crotch into it.
He continued telling the story picking it up from where Sir Nick stopped it. And that concluded the weirdest question and answers session that the boy sponsored and organised about half an hour or so.
"So, you're not a human but can do much more than what humans do through a lot of hardships and training! In that sense, you're a Superman then!" Riley said to make herself and everyone else in the room clear about the boy.
"Flattery won't get you out of my clutches! Don't sweat it, sweetheart! Heh!" The boy smirked. His eyebrows almost ate his eyes full as he raised them all the way up to mock Riley out of her wit.
"I think that's enough introductions, what do you all say?! Let's get back to the conflict at the hand!" He said. "My wife is waiting for her hero, uncle! Come with me and we shall gain her back from the hands of those f*ckers who dared to steal one of my darling better halves!"
Saying those sentences, the boy asked the two women to get up from his lap. He was literally going out of breath from all the unthinkable weight of their meat and bones pressuring his fragile legs and he couldn't take it anymore!
Soon as Riley and Zoe got out of his lap, he got up and stood back on his feet. He then ordered those two to fill the throne with their big juicy butts. And he sat his one bottom on Zoe's left leg while his other bottom on Riley's right leg.
That was way more comfortable than before, and his bony bottom and back had felt the pleasurous touch of soft, thick, and smooth bodies of those fantastic girls. Enjoying that seating paradise, he switched on his X-ray vision and began scanning the whole floor levels beneath the boss floor they all were in.
"Wow! You got heat vision! That's definitely a freaking good enough reason to be proud about and bloat about to the others! Does your eyes pump out lasers like Superman's?!" Ryan said, surprised and impressed. "Please show us, just one time!"
"Hey *sshole, will you shut up already?! I can't focus with your chitter-chatter! It's very damn frustrating! I want to either skin you alive or roast you dead! Choose if you insist on continuing to babble in front of me!" The boy lost his cool, getting disturbed from his scanning thingy and lashed out at the poor and helpless Ryan.
Resuming his scan, he swiped the whole floor with his vision and searched the entire floor next to theirs. But he couldn't find the mana he was looking for and so he increased the frequency of his eye scanners to pierce through to the deep floors down the dungeon.
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On the floor lying exactly in the middle of the dungeon, he was able to see a girl carrying a coffin-like rectangular box down the stairway, and she was running as fast as she could to get out of the building.
"We're talking about a girl with long hair and a nice meat of ass here right?!" The boy asked the team to confirm who he was ogling at.
"Does she have a pair of glowing puppy eyes?!" Ryan asked the boy.
"That's way out of league, bro! My resolution isn't supporting any more zooming up! I already used my maximum number of zoom ups on her dangling breasts!" The boy said.
"And her fine sketch of a bottom! You should've seen those twins! They were hugging ever so tightly that you could jam anything in between them, and they would've massaged it with just their grip!"
Of course the boy was talking about his food stuff for example sausage and alike but Ryan, wooh, he was talking about his d*ck in between her b**bs and thighs.
He had a boner which he covered soon before anyone could see with his magical hiding spells. He spent most of his mana and chi for filling his perversions except when he uses them for concealing his inner pervert from the cruel and crazy world.
"Ahem! Ahem!" Sir Nick acted as if he was clearing his throat while in fact he was warning the boy and Ryan to stop their pervert talk right that instant.
"Whatever! That's the only lead we got in our hands! Let's roll!" The boy said as he leaped forward from the pleasure throne onto the ground.
"Out of you lot, who has got a drilling machine here, eh?! Now don't lie to my face cause you guys couldn't have made it out of the crusher elevator alive without a drill or something similar!"
"She is the one you're looking for!" Ryan said as he threw Riley under the bus by pointing her out for the boy.
"Why are you looking at me?! Yes it was my crank pole that saved this team's ass but it doesn't look like they're anywhere near to showing me gratitude! So f*ck each one of them! And you, you're the biggest jerk I've ever encountered in my whole life, you insolent brat!" Riley shouted at the people in her sight considering each one of them one after the other.
"Woah! Simmer down, b*tch!" The boy tried to shut her heat down a notch but she wasn't falling under his leash.
"What does it matter anyway?! You snatched what was legally and rightfully mine straight out of my hands!" Riley came dashing at the boy but he did something unimaginable at that moment.
"Mwah!" The boy locked his lips with those of Riley's. And she had to give in to his strange yet strong charisma as she kissed him back by stuffing her tongue into his mouth. "Mwah!"
Seeing the boy kiss Riley had stirred Zoe's mixed feelings about him or something inexplicable as she felt a jealous burn inside her heart.
And she frowned at that sight as they continued to abuse each others' mouths with their tongues, teeth and lips. The boy was frisking every inch of Riley by jumping onto her like a monster off the sexual leash.
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"Tch… Get a room, you two!" Zoe said out loud and that breaked the ongoing French kiss show.
"I can't understand one thing though! Actually I'm quite sure every reader has been harboring this doubt and are just waiting to drop this story! And believe me when I say they will if you don't clarify it before long!" Ryan reminded a big doubt the audience might have for some time now.
"How in the abyss did you turn Riley's crank into a Barbie looking girl?! Is that one of your many unknown strengths and powers or what?!" Ryan outed his question finally.
"Damn! How the f*ck did everyone miss asking me that question indeed! Ryan, I'm really starting to get a liking to you! You just keep that in mind!" The boy bent a little, and almost bowed to Ryan but stopped at a certain height as it would be morally both awkward and unnecessary much less uncomfortable to talk about later on in the series.
"We don't have time for discussing such trivial matters! That evil girl is trying to escape from us! She most definitely has your wife in that square box you were making out about before!" Sir Nick said to the boy. The father figure inside of him had taken over his conscious mind along with his big and muscular body.
"Hold it in there, old guy! Youth is talking over here, can't you see! Besides she is my wife, isn't she?! I know how to save my wives from any and every harm including themselves! And when I catch that evil girl's ass in my hand, I'll teach her proper manners real slowly!"
The boy said as though he were raising his voice at Sir Nick but he wasn't in reality. It was just the intensity in his expression that gave off that vibe to the spectators.
The boy began to tell his explanation or at least what he was thinking at that moment. "I'll start my lecture but first what did you think of Leela when you saw her for the first time! You can be honest, guys and this question is exclusive only for votes!"
Sir Nick was silent before he said, "a beautiful angel in a body of an adorable little kid! At least that's what I thought before she nearly strangled me to death!"
And now it was hentai king's turn to express his feelings towards Leela. "Well, she had a very fantastic shape to her, and the fact that she looked like a minor adds to the testosterone flames raised inside my d*ck! You said an honest opinion, and there you go! You have my honest answer! Heh!"
The boy sprinted towards Ryan and lifted him off his feet before letting him hang in his hand upside down. He was furious with disgust and contempt towards Ryan and he decided to end his life in that instant.
"How dare you ogle my very first wife, you piece of shit! Say your last wishes if you have any that is because I'm going to stick my foot inside your mouth and take it out of your behind! And I shall do it taking my time to enjoy your dreadful screams, and pain derived screeches!"
Just in the nick of time, the team went out of its way and saved Ryan from the gates of death by urging the boy to let him live out of pity if not kindness.
"Fine! You get one last change but if I find you eyeing any of my properties ever again, no one can stop me from cooking you into my meat stew, and trust me it will be delicious, and these asses of your teammates sticking up for you will be the very ones to taste it first!"
The boy said as he threw Ryan flipping into the air and he was caught by Sir Nick's strong arms preventing him from landing on his head. "Back to my question, everyone! I will provide you with options, and state that it has been privileged to the girls as well! So give it a try you lady lads!"
"Option one is she is a human! Option two is she is a jinn!" As the boy stopped talking, the team was still waiting for him to finish what he started and the boy had no idea what they were waiting for. "What?! Go on! We don't have all day, or night I don't know for sure, guys and girls!"
"It must be night, Sir! My digital wrist watch is showing pm with more brightness while the hour hand is on number eight, and the minute hand is on number six!" Sir Nick boasted about his till-now-invisible hand watch to the boy, adding to his annoyment.
"You could've just said it's 8:30 pm instead of all that jacksh*t!" The boy frowned at Sir Nick before diverting himself back to the topic. "What the f*ck are you waiting for anyway?!"
"You clearly said you were about to give us options but you stopped at just two. That's called either or not options, you have no vocabulary of grammar base whatsoever it looks like!" Ryan made fun of the boy taking it as the perfect opportunity that he had been waiting to have.
"Haha! I knew that! I was just kidding you all! Yeah, yeah, sure, either or it is! Give me your answer quick and fast already!" The boy said, strangely blushing a bit but without any reddened cheeks or anything like that but he said those words by scratching his spiky haired head.
"Human?!" Zoe gave her answer with a slick of a doubt in her voice.
"Jinn, is it?!" Riley gave hers in the same tone.
"Human!" Sir Nick answered without any tension in his speech.
"Of course it's jinn!" Ryan shouted in the direction of the boy by flinching his whole body up and down like he was just up from a sound doze off.
And he seemed very talkative, well more talkative than he usually was. "Because I have no f*cking clue as to what the abyss that word means!"
"Hah!" The boy sighed. "Mmm, it looks like a fifty fifty choice from your replies! Well the winner of this contest is... "
… to be continued.
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