SUBJECT // trevor 'stoneskin' ward // raresafian vagrant //

THEORY POTENTIAL // radiant //

Give it a bit of thought then pop the lizard's arm off. It goes all twitchy like they do. Pretty funny. Hate the noise they make, but. Snuffling clicking hissing fuckers. Crush the thing's lower jaw but that just makes it worse. Fuck. Fuck it, cave in its head and toss it aside.

Bored now. Need people. Lizards are boring little shits when you get right down to it. Should've maybe hung on to that hero. Heroes are always fun. Ah, fuck it anyway. Maybe go back to the river. Heh, can't wait for someone to get near the water. That'll be fucking classic.

Wait though. Screaming! Yeah, yeah, okay—fuck these fucking useless ears but that way I think, yeah? Yeah maybe, fucking fantastic if it's a group, group'd keep me going a while.

Fuck. The sack. Ah, better bring it. Hell of a hassle finding it again last time. Shouldn't run anyway. Too much noise. Don't want to ruin the surprise. Speaking of, there goes another scream—nah, nah, more like a shout, warning shout which is brilliant because you don't give a warning shout to yourself, do you? Course you fucking don't. Could be a decent sized group. Could mean I don't have to go back to those four fucking psychos at the arena. Boring predictable fuckers.

There they are. Gotta be at least a half dozen of 'em, maybe more—ah but fucking lizards again, fucking little fuckers gonna fuck up my fun, nuh, NUH, you fucking—

"—DON'T," as I swat it into a tree, splats real nice, next one's coming right at me and haha these fuckers can't stop so easy once they get going, let it slam into me then grab it by the arms, little shit's squirming like a woman and hissing like stink, bring it up into proper focus but can't read nothing in its big yellow eyes. Give it a bit of pressure, bit of a tug on the arms. Not much happens. More squirming maybe, snapping its mouth a bit, nothing special. Bit more pressure and—fuck, arm's come off. Fuck it anyway, boring little shit ain't—

FUCK, the group, got distracted by this squirmy little bitch—

"FUCK YOU," throw it down and stomp its filthy carcass into the dirt, lizards are tougher than people but they still squish real good, bones are real bendy too. People get all splintery. Get a snapped arm bone between your toes and fuck, you'll soon know about it.

FUCK AGAIN the fucking group, keep getting distracted, gotta go maybe save 'em from some lizards or at least watch 'em get fucked—

Huh.

"—you even come from, how did you ... you just killed two lizardmen with your BARE HANDS!"

"Just good timing, I guess."

"Godsdamn deadly timing! Good looking anyway, what's your name, friend?"

Can't see too well, especially at this distance and through all these trees and shit, but if that fucker isn't grinning I'm a fucking burrow worm.

"Call me North," he says, fucking heroes. Hahaha. Yeah, this group is gonna be fun. Maybe give 'em a little bit of time. Keep watching 'em while they're feeling safe. Stir 'em up if I get a chance. Then go introduce myself. Heh. Yeah. Definitely not bored right now.