That Girl Who Always Post Memes On Facebook

Chapter i – Burning Walls

Something is different….

I looked outside my house, I looked at the mirror, everywhere. I can’t find it. Something is terribly wrong here. Something has changed and I couldn’t even find it.

I scratched my head as I am making coffee for myself.

“What’s the matter? You look like someone who just travelled from world line A to world line U79.45 with an android application.” My big brother said with his smug face.

“At least I don’t look like a 22-year-old virgin.”

“You do know that we look alike, right?”

“That’s my point.”

What if… what my big brother said was true? That I have travelled to a different world line? What the fuck… If this was a novel, there’s a high chance that the title will be changed! That would confuse the readers! Damn that writer! As if him confusing people on his A Tale of Two Worlds : Nascent wasn’t enough! Especially that last chapter of Cursed Wheel. What the fuck happened to Eliza-chan??? Did she really sell her soul into that demon? Ughh….

What am I saying… no one would make a novel out of my shitty life. I let out a sigh as I got a lot more confused.

Let me think about this…

Last thing I could remember was my date with Tomato. Or Amu… Okay. Amu-chan. Just thinking about saying her name is enough to make me cringe and blush at the same time. It’s a weird feeling. Really.

I get it! Now that I know who the girl I really love, then the main girl of the story has been changed! If this was a novel, at least. Or an anime. I wish that there would be a Japanese Cartoon version of my life. I mean, that would be like, cool and boring. And boring….

I went to my school. And on the stairs of the building where my classroom was, I found her. The current main girl of this story. If this was ever a story, that is.

“Did you know! The writer just made me the new main heroine!!!” She said as she pulled her phone and showed me a picture of her with the words “That Girl Who Always Post Memes On Facebook” and below it was “chapter I – Burning Walls”. It was cheaply edited and a crappy art.

“What!?”

“Geez, are you really slow? I am now your OTP!!! Kyaaaaaa~!!!” She hugged me. I felt her soft little breast on my chest. Somehow, I don’t want her to let go. I just want to feel her warmth. Her loli warmth. Wait, what. I sound like a molester.

Then I felt a bump on my right shoulder. It was the former main heroine of this story. If this was indeed a novel. Rianne didn’t even take a second to take a glance. She just walked normally away from me.

“Bleehhh. Her making lewd poses wasn’t enough to get new readers and likes for the author’s page. And what about me? I was just in your jacket making a cute loli pose. And bam, I got more likes than that…. Cow!!! FLAT IS JUSTICE!!!” She said as she pinched both of my cheeks. “Oh, right.” She said. “I almost forgot to give back your jacket. I didn’t wash it since it is still clean. Also, you can still smell my scent there.” She grinned.

“Okay…”

“Thanks Rice Onii-chan!!!” She said as she hugged me again. And I felt her loli breasts once again. If this was really a story, and someone is writing this. You have my thanks.

“Hmmmmppp!!! You need to say, ‘Your welcome, Amu-chan!’” She frowned. Her arms still around me.

“Y-Y-….” I sighed internally. Just… this is so out of my character. I am probably grinning like an idiot right now. Just seeing her cute face buried in my chest is enough to make my heart palpitate. “Your welcome… Amu-chan.”

Amu-chan smiled. Just saying the word ‘chan’ inside my head is enough to give me cringe. What has become of me? I insult weeabs and now, I am acting like one. Because of this…

“Here!!!!!” Amu-chan said as she produced three wafer sticks from her bag. “I.” She said as she gave me a piece. “Love.” And another one. “You.” And another one.

“I love you too.” I said as I took them all. The weird smile on my face never faded.

It made her blush.

“A…. AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! I-I-I need to go home now!!! See ya tomorrow, okay!!!!!” She said as she was about to run away. I grabbed her by the hand. Then I held her cute face. It was red. Her eyes were avoiding mine. “W-What...”

“You forgot something.” I said as I kissed her nose.