《Pieces of Me Too》I’m N Luv Wit Yo Avatar (I’m N Luv Wit a Stripper Parody)
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(intro)
goddamn it shawty
u know u look good as hell u know what I’m sayin’
matter fact
let me just go head and add u to my buddy list
u know wit yo little half inch 200-pixel six pack
wit dem multicolored tresses cut and pasted in yo head
I’m just lookin’ at u
yea u know
u done took dem twilight eyes outta ya inventory!
(verse 1)
got the 3D of Adonis
got dem promo credit eyes
synchronized winkin’
I’m searchin’ the availability screen
den I stop at u
yea he know what he do
yea, yea, yea
he doin’ that 3D thang
yea, yea, yea, yea, ea
I need to download him to my room and chat up that thang
cause I’m n luv wit yo avatar
(chorus x2): he textin’, he clickin’, he scrollin’
he groanin’ n moanin’ n
he thinks I’m leadin’ him on
he typin’, he drippin’, he wipin’
I’m droppin’ other chatters for u
but I’m n luv wit yo avatar
(verse 2)
out of all the avatars he the hottest
like n the way he spendin’ dem credits, I click on u boy
cuz u flossin’ in dat room
n he invitin’ me
n I totally agree
yea he got my attention
yea, yea, yea
did I forget to mention
I need to get him downloaded to my room and chat up that thang
cuz I’m n luv wit yo avatar
(chorus x2)
(verse 3)
he got the pop n lock it pose
download complete I’m ‘bout to see this sexy boy
n my room
he don’t know what he is doin
to my head
yea he turnin’ tricks on me
yea, yea, yea
he don’t even know me
yea, yea, yea, ea
I have got him over to my room to chat up dat thang
cause I’m n luv wit yo avatar
(chorus x4)
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