I say hello and good-bye to a male stranger

Your face gets all twisted up

Like you had a mouthful of shit

And the taste was left to linger

You’re moodier than me on my monthly

I guess that’s living proof

That you’re just not a man

You look for problems

Where they just aren’t

What kind of fantasy is your mind made of?

If this is what makes a relationship

Then I just don’t want to be in love

Chorus: You’re so illogical

Your rationality is utterly flawed

And completely impossible

You’re so illogical

Your theories just can’t exist

Your hypothesis is riddled with holes

I can’t keep going on like this

You see things that just don’t exist

I’m out with my girls tonight

I have to block your calls

My fingers got tired of keep hitting reject

You’re consumption of my energy

Is wearing on me

I’m so agitated that I can’t stand to look at you

If you think I’m unfaithful

Then why don’t you leave me alone?

I tell you one thing

You keep on going

And one day I’ll be gone

Long, long, long gone

Chorus: You’re so illogical…

Maybe it’s because you

Got a size five-inch dick

I don’t need it to be bigger than that

I’m not that deep

I get tired of telling you that

You’re more obsessed with your dick

Then I am

If you like phallic imagery

Then why don’t you go be with a man?

I don’t need you starting shit with me

I can’t take it anymore

I want out of this misery

Chorus: You’re so…

Where do men like you come from?

(So illogical)

Did your mama not

Give you any titty

When you were a baby?

(So illogical)

What insecurities have manifested in you

I wished I knew this before I said I do

(So illogical)

Gone, gone, gone, gone... (Repeat to fade)