《Pieces of Me Too》Illogical
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I say hello and good-bye to a male stranger
Your face gets all twisted up
Like you had a mouthful of shit
And the taste was left to linger
You’re moodier than me on my monthly
I guess that’s living proof
That you’re just not a man
You look for problems
Where they just aren’t
What kind of fantasy is your mind made of?
If this is what makes a relationship
Then I just don’t want to be in love
Chorus: You’re so illogical
Your rationality is utterly flawed
And completely impossible
You’re so illogical
Your theories just can’t exist
Your hypothesis is riddled with holes
I can’t keep going on like this
You see things that just don’t exist
I’m out with my girls tonight
I have to block your calls
My fingers got tired of keep hitting reject
You’re consumption of my energy
Is wearing on me
I’m so agitated that I can’t stand to look at you
If you think I’m unfaithful
Then why don’t you leave me alone?
I tell you one thing
You keep on going
And one day I’ll be gone
Long, long, long gone
Chorus: You’re so illogical…
Maybe it’s because you
Got a size five-inch dick
I don’t need it to be bigger than that
I’m not that deep
I get tired of telling you that
You’re more obsessed with your dick
Then I am
If you like phallic imagery
Then why don’t you go be with a man?
I don’t need you starting shit with me
I can’t take it anymore
I want out of this misery
Chorus: You’re so…
Where do men like you come from?
(So illogical)
Did your mama not
Give you any titty
When you were a baby?
(So illogical)
What insecurities have manifested in you
I wished I knew this before I said I do
(So illogical)
Gone, gone, gone, gone... (Repeat to fade)
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