I hate anime, I hate anime

The women all look like girls

The men all seem like perverts

I don’t really see the appeal

I’m confused by popular culture

Maybe I’m too old to understand

But you got people in my age

Got that manga up in their face

And they can’t keep from turning the page

Everyone looks anorexic

You got a childlike big head and a face

But your body look like badowow

Something just ain’t right

I know I’m probably gonna start a fight tonight

But who cares

I’m telling you now

Anime fucked up the art world

Chorus: I hate anime, I hate anime

I’m tired of Charmander all up in my face

I’m tired of Dragon Ball Z

This shit is driving me crazy

I hate anime, I hate anime

I’m tired of all the horrible storylines

I’m tired of the sex flicks and stupid lines

It should really be a crime

This shit has got to quit

I remember about ten or fifteen years ago

It had infiltrated the comic book scene

Green Gobbling and Petey Parker

Looked like they needed some protein feed

It’s all over the art world

Everything seems all the same

Aren’t you tired?

Don’t you want a change?

I missed when art was traditional

Now it’s all pitiful

I tell you I hate anime

Dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah

Dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee

Dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum

(whistles)

You see

Chorus: I hate anime...

I used to watch Blood + and Vampire Hunter D

That was until it all went mainstream

Now it’s driving me crazy

I can’t get away from it

Darren told Serena

That he had been in college

Rather perverted, don’t you think?

But no one want to acknowledge

Something’s wrong here

Something’s wrong here

You got your head locked to the TV screen

You got your hand in your lap and jacking

You don’t like real girls

I guess the Power Puff Girls

Gonna rock your world

Are they even anime?

Oh, who cares anyway

I said

Chorus: I hate anime...

Dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah

Dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee

Dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum

(whistles)

(Repeat plus chorus to fade)