《Pieces of Me Too》Fuck It
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I’ve tried, and I’ve tried
But I see there’s no getting through to you
To every boy and every girl
Living in and out of this world
You’ll understand me after you’ve read me
What do you do when you’re sick of the battle
The war, injustice, and a threat to human peace
If you don’t know
Then maybe you should check out my remedy
Cuz I’m going down to Luke’s Everlasting
I’m gonna tell him to fill my glass up and we start to laugh
Chorus: Cuz I’m gonna light this cigarette up
Throw this motherfucker up
And say fuck it
I’m gonna take this bottle of Belvedere here
Drain it followed by three or four beers
Throw my right hand up
Take a sip then a puff and say fuck it
Gotta wake up then back to bed
This is what you do over and over again
Need a raise, being the good guy rarely does pay these days
Tired of your boss breathing down your back
Girlfriend just got pregnant, but it ain’t your baby
How about that for love and honesty
So, what do you do when you’ve done all you can?
Here’s a suggestion to every woman and man
C’mon and party with me
Down on the corner at Sweet Louise
I ask for the usual and do what I do
Chorus: Cuz…
Why get yourself all worked up?
Just throw your hands up when you’re fed up
Dude don’t kill her
Chick don’t fuck with his clothes
Don’t cuss your boss out
Cuz ya gonna need a good reference someday
So, do like I do
Ya know the usual
Chorus: Cuz…
So just fuck it
Fuck it
Motherfuckin’ fuck it
Son-of-a-bitch fuck it
Fuck it
Go on ahead and fuck it
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