I don’t have to do what you do

For you to consider me having a life too

I can do what I want to

Get your own life right

Stop meddling in mine

And stop trying to start a fight

If you’re so happy then why you mad at me?

My decisions have nothing

To do with the

Issue of right or wrong

Or good or bad

But you can’t see that

And that’s so sad

You see

I got my reasons for being me

All around me

This is what I see

All the sex in movies

Just ruined it for me

That’s all anyone can talk about

Who’s doing this one

And who’s with that one

Furthermore

I can’t find the man for me

He doesn’t exist

It’s all a fantasy

Even if he could be real

I’m too far gone

You see

I’m at peace with myself

I’m one with the universe

Being with someone is just a curse

Chorus: You can meet them on the net

You can meet them on the street

You can meet them anywhere

But they’re nothing like

The men in the movies

They lack

They lack

They lack personality

They talk about the same ol’ thing

The older I get

The more things stay the same

They only care about one thing

And they lack

They lack

They lack personality

You’re so desperate

You can’t be alone

I got me and my brain

My creativity and no pain

Don’t get me wrong

I’m not afraid of heart break

I’m more afraid of the heart I might break

Will he be able to cope?

Will he be able to move on?

If we have kids

Will he make my life a living hell?

Fifteen minutes of pleasure

Ain’t worth all of that

Ain’t never been a gambler

If it ain’t a sure thing

Then I ain’t even betting change

It ain’t worth it when there’s other ways

A woman can have a baby

Without a man these days

Chorus: You can meet...

He can look like a zero

And be wanting a ten

I tell you the truth

But that’s just men

So hollow

So shallow

And it’s just so sad

It’s just so sad

Sooooooo sad

True love doesn’t exist anymore

True love doesn’t exist anymore

Women marry for children and money

And men marry for sex and beauty

This whole social structure is bound to collapse

I have no plans of changing

The issue isn’t open for debating

Chorus: You can meet...

This is the celibate’s song

This is my celibacy song

Move along, boy

Just move along

I want to be alone

So, just move along

Move along

Along, along, along, along

Alooooooooong...