《What's This Fiction ? A Very Incomplete Project.》My honest review of this fiction
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It's a worthless read.
- No real fiction
- Disorganised prose
- Poor writing
In clear, writing is clearly not my strong suit. In fact, some of you probably just forced yourselves to read it all. Truly a disbelief, just stop if it's that bad ! Even if I'll be sad...
However, I've enjoyed myself while writing this and thinking up ideas for it and other things to write.
And I hope some of you also enjoyed yourselves while reading it all.
That's all. That's my review.
How should I title it, now...
THANKS, FEAR.
There, that's done.
Do you all want to know my stats ? My stats are ridiculous.
In fact, I think my readers are just a tribe of trolls lurking in a nearby forest, ready to attack me with their fearsome trollism.
How terrifying. It makes me shake in my metaphorical boots.
The day the trolls attack...
I look forward to it. It'll be fun !
A kind reminder from myself, Defenestratedandfrustrated. I'm fishy. And slippery.
And totally just faking it all. Just like that, z²-2z+4 = 0 ?
That obviously means S = {1-√3i; 1+√3i}.
Why ? I don't know, you tell me.
How ? Somehow is how.
Blacksmiths are scary because they forge their heart.
Although the process eludes me. Do you just take your heart, then melt it, then reforge it ?
Is it a continuous process, done internally ? But then why can only blacksmiths do it ?
Wait, no, can whitesmiths do this too ???
That'd be horrible. Not only blacksmiths can forge their heart, but even whitesmiths can ? A nightmare, I tell you...
But why even can they ? Dudes (and ladies), not fair ! I wanna forge my heart too. Even if I don't know what that does. At all. Does it have to do with Dao Hearts ? I'm familiar with the concept of Dao Hearts.
It has to do with paths. And their heart.
Probably paths your heart follow or something like that. I'm no chinese/japanese/cultivation novel translator, and my knowledge is very finite. In fact, it's finition is around the level of knowing how to write how I've written so far.
Which is not much, as I've stated in my review.
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