《I Got Transported To Dota World with Just 2 shared Tanggos and qualing blade?》Chapter.3. THIS FUCKING PUDGE
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We both decided to penetrate the dark instead. For the reason Fatty could lead the way in the dark. You know ... for something I don't want to ask him the fat guy ran over his ass.
I feel sorry for him. Poor Fatty.
"Boss, I think we have to make a Party now?"
Fatty said before stopping his steps.
If I think about it, that's true. But, I have a question on Fatty.
"Hey Fatty ... what's the advantage of making a party?"
Fatty gasped in shock as if he was about to collapse with his big body like an elephant.
"Boss do you really not know?" Fatty was amazed as his mouth opened wide, even I could see a few mosquitoes entering there.
Oi Fatty don't open your smelly mouth too much, don't you know that you have eaten a bunch of mosquitoes just now?
Fatty closed his mouth I thought he was disturbed by that. Wait a minute ... He is not bothered at all, he even chews and swallows it? Are you a Fatty pig or lizard?
"If the boss doesn't know the benefits, let this great Fatty deliver it."
"Just briefly explain ..."
Fatty nodded. "We can become a team."
"Team, yeah ... if I think there's nothing wrong."
Fatty nodded proudly.
"Fatty please invite me in the party!"
"Yes boss!" Fatty sent a party invitation message that I could see on the screen of the imagination in front of my face.
*DING
The descendants of Pudge invite you into the party!
[Accept] [Decline]
I accepted Fatty's party request.
"Fatty, how far is our distance from the local settlement?"
"Let me think ... I think it will take two days if we walk normally"
"You are sure?" Fatty nodded.
Is this really real. Come on, I've been in this world for half a day and I'm almost dead and can be a rape victim.
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Two days...? Can you imagine what danger is waiting for me here?
"Calm down the boss ... we only need to run according to the main road route. Our chances of being attacked by Creeps are very small."
I don't want to hear that from you Fatty.
If you are really sure. How can you be arrested by them and even locked up for two weeks?
"Believe me I will take us to a safe route." pointing his finger into a peaceful sign Fatty smiled broadly.
If I become Fatty I would be very embarrassed to have thick skin like him.
***
Because I don't want to write down our trip in detail going to the nearest village I will use a format that is a bit simplistic like a journal. Maybe you have read novels like this. I remember that the novel tells about a reincernator who was reborn as a goblin. I actually quite liked it at the beginning of the story with so many scenes that were similar to the most detailed struggle described by Author. But, because it turned into a harem, I stopped reading it.
I'm very sorry for the main character who gets pure enemies from other novels (Goblin Slayer). He should not make an excessive commotion rape his booty woman.
Day 1
at Morning
We are very hungry. I haven't eaten two days.
Even though my HP and MP don't decrease. For some reason I'm not not any powers.
So, I told Fatty to find food. Do you know what he got?
That fool brought a fish the same size as my body.
Moreover, the fish's face really resembles an animation from my favorite cartoon on earth. Right, it's very smilliar as Thomas. At first I didn't want to eat, but Fatty forced me to eat it. Even though the fish has been baked, the taste and appearance are really bad.
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At noon we are still walking. Fatty chose the slow and misty route. This Idiot couldn't even walk properly, he fell several times. Maybe this was due to Fatty walking while holding her ass. I am grateful that I was not in the gangbang victim of Creep who kidnapped us before.
That night we stopped the trip. Fatty said that too much Creep was dangerous at night. So, we rested on a large tree branch. Fatty which has a large body is very difficult to climb. So I helped push from below. Unfortunate for Fatty, I accidentally pressed his butt hole. He screamed like a madman who could wake up all the forest dwellers.
Fatty looks annoyed at me.
He blamed me for not being careful.
Isn't this fat guy blaming his asshole rapist? It should be like that.
Day 2
Fatty was still upset with me. So, as a good Master, I initially confess my apologies.
This fat guy, like the choroi character in Japanese light novel, is very easy to tame.
At night, Fatty got us food for the same fish, once again the fish looked like Thomas.
When I asked if Fatty used his [ Hook] skill, he instead replied that he didn't use it at all. So, curiously how does Fatty get this fish? Fatty with a stupid face and no sin said that he used his [Rot] skill.
I immediately spit out food from inside my stomach, it's fitting that the taste of this fish is really weird.
I don't think I want to remember it, You can imagine who weird thing mixes the stench and sour smell when you chew it.
Wait a minute ... didn't I eat the same thing the first day? Don't tell me ...
FUCKING FATTY PUDGE!!!
Day 3
Finally we arrived.
We arrived in a village that wasn't too big, I could see the friendly people of various races here. So, I breathe a sigh of relief. Fatty didn't seem to lie about his safe route.
Isekai Dota, you don't think that is like the one in the novel....
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