《The Dark Times》Article 30 - Celebrity Wedding Announced
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Vampire Seductress Louise Bitten will be marrying for the fourth time this decade.
It is noteworthy that her previous husband Harvey Cuspid owner of the exclusive dental practice for the rich and famous Clean and Gleam situated in California is still suing for reparations with regards to their divorce. He is claiming that she owes him for a full dental re-work made on the understanding that he was her last husband. With her marriage vows broken he wants full payment for the work he carried out.
Ms Bitten claims that he offered the dental work as a symbol of his undying devotion. He has argued that since they are now divorced his devotion is no longer undying, and therefore she should give reparation.
Despite the ongoing court case Ms Bitten is planning to marry Count Batburgen of Austria. They met at Mr Cuspids practice when Count Batburgen had a need for emergency dental work. They then met again at a dental convention in Washington.
This is another bone of contention for her previous husband, as not only is it due to him that they were introduced over a fang re-drill but he took his wife to a seminar where they had and an assignation.
Count Batburgen has made very little comment on his early relationship with Ms Bitten except to say that nothing incriminating happened between them until after Ms Bitten had separated from her husband. Their first official date was at the Vladimir Hotel during the Horror Weekend that is held there each year. Count Batburgen is supposed to have wined and dined her with the most exclusive meal on their menu. Very rare steak, followed by Pumpkin and Blood Orange mouse drizzled with thick raspberry sauces.
The wine is supposed to have been an exclusive Wallachia Red from fourteen fifty-six. Rumour says he will be breaking out an even rarer red from fourteen twenty-nine for the wedding.
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Their wedding is due to take place in Las Vegas in three months time and it is rumoured that it will be a massive affair with a hundred guests. Some will be from the world off shadow entertainment including Matias Corvinus, Ms Bitten’s first husband and actor extraordinaire.
Others will be from Count Batburgen’s high society world. Apart from his family, a personal friend of the count’s, Duke Stephen of Hungary is believed to be top of the list of invitees.
What the wedding dress will look like, is a secret but it’s believed to include polished front teeth beading on the traditional blood red wedding gown and possibly a fine veil of golden hair.
The wedding will be held in the undercroft of the hotel where the blood bank will be providing the best AB Rh negative for the wedding pledge and hopefully with a little left over for a few lucky guests. Champagne will also be on offer.
Quothe, the raven.
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