《Signing In but Cultivators Know My Cheat》1 – System initiation
Advertisement
Clack!
The glint of steel flashed as an ax descended from above. A large force reverberated upon contact against the thick bark of an old tree, leaving behind an inch-long depression into the tree. Sweat could be seen glistening off the wielder’s strong arms as the chopper retracts the blade and prepare to deal another blow using the hatchet. The arms were raised again as the ax descended once again.
[Ping pong! Congratulations you have been given a red packet!]
“Wha-“ The hatchet stopped mid-swing as the wielder was shocked by a sweet, yet emotionless voice that rang into his ears.
The young man was surprised by this voice. The ax was lowered as the youth slowly digested the words that ran by his ears. He was Liu Xun, a 16-year-old youth who works as a woodsman who chops and delivers lumber. In the world of Xiantian, countless legends have spread across the continents. Most of these stories traveled by word of mouth as traders, bards, and merchants bringing word of success and heroic feats that only one in a million could perform. Liu Xun himself has heard of several tales from housewives that boasted of a dragon son or phoenix daughter from a renowned sect who has received a legendary system. It had brought envy throughout the countless regions, yet not many would openly seek them out and covet their treasures.
After all, if you kill them, you cannot rob their systems. Yet if you fail, you make an enemy of nine generations. The cost-to-benefit ratio is just not good enough, especially with the countless hidden grandaddies and mummies out there cultivating in seclusion ready to arm for revenge.
Liu Xun was a young ordinary youth who also had aspirations similar to others. He had always dreamed of the day he would receive a ‘gift’ message. Never did he expect to receive one of these messages today! Joy radiated from his face as he thought of the countless treasure and beauties that would await him once he gets to abus-*ahem* cultivate diligently using the system.
[Would you like to open the gift?]
“Obviously, yes!” His excited voice rang out as he could not wait for this big gift to land on his lap.
Advertisement
[Downloading system, please be patient.]
“Hmm, what a considerate system. I heard there are many kinds of them out there, perhaps I got lucky!”
Liu Xun felt satisfied as he started plotting in his mind how he should hide himself along with his system before he could become OP and then start beating down those arrogant silk pants. He would silently collect all the rewards from the system, move his base into the mountains, gather the most efficient skills…
[Congratulations Host Liu Xun! The Erudite Sign-In Reward System of The Most Ancient One has been granted to you! You can find out about all the functions using [Status]. All the best!]
“What does ‘erudite’ even mean, whatever. Alright then, status!”
Cultivator:
Liu Xun
Roots:
Mortal
Cultivation Level:
Unawakened [30]
System Credit:
100
Inventory:
Cons: 1x Premium Gacha Talisman, 1x Beginner System Package
Skills:
None
Talents:
None
"System, what is the 30 in the brackets?" The young man raised a question.
[It is the amount of spiritual qi your body can contain, if you are exhausting qi, it will appear as 29/30 for example.]
“Hmm, not bad. The system at least has some mercy to deliver some benefits to a yet-to-be prodigy. I won’t forget your kindness.”
[The system is grateful to hear your compliments.]
“What would happen if there were to be people coveting my system rewards? I better open it right now since there isn’t anyone in sight.”
Liu Xun sneaked a glance around him. The surrounding overgrowth covered his four corners, there was not a rabbit nor squirrel in sight, much less another human within five hundred meters. Sighing in relief, Liu Xun plucked his courage and braced himself for the tensest moment in his life, his premium gacha pull.
Legend has it that a young hero once pulled out a black dragon egg, another fairy had obtained a pill that could grant her eternal life and youth. There were countless stories that were spread among the housewives that said that one man’s life is not determined by his greatest effort, but by his biggest gacha pull.
“System, use the premium gacha talisman!” he said resolutely, ready for whatever outcome is to happen.
[Opening the premium wheel, activating a single gacha pull…]
Advertisement
A wheel with myriads of colors appeared slowly in front of Liu Xun, the colors were separated by segments. The words written on each segment baffled him as some words were too complex while others were too unbelievable.
&[email protected]* Frost $%r#@ Technique, Imperial #%a^$0 Sword, YinYang *&%g$#q Skill and so on were written on many of the columns.
Liu Xun was perspiring as black lines descended by his forehead.
Why is the system trying to torture me like this? Is it scolding me for being too illiterate? Anyways, I will deal with whatever is to come.
Such thoughts lingered in his mind as Liu Xun changed his focus on the multi-colored wheel.
“System, how do I use this thing?”
The young man asked as he pointed at the floating wheel.
[Just say spin, host]
A short but astute reply.
“Spin host.”
The young man proudly announced with great anticipation.
The system was momentarily speechless at the sheer stupidity of its owner before resuming its duty.
[…Spinning]
The wheel of Liu Xun’s fate rotated, and the beating of his heart raced fast. The wheel began to slow but his heart still remained palpitating as sweat began forming in his tightly clenched fists.
Please be something good. Please let me rise to the sky like a genius. He begged silently.
The wheel slowed down until it reached a small yellow segment written “&r%1 Knowledge Pill”
[Congratulations Host Liu Xun! You have drawn Rare Grade- GuanXin Knowledge Pill!]
“Oh, nice! I do not know how rare this pill could possibly be, but it definitely sounds pretty impressive!”
He said out in a satisfied tone as he was about to put the newly obtained pill into his mouth. Liu Xun then stopped and hesitated. There have been tales where people of low cultivation self-destructed consuming or using pills and equipment that were beyond their cultivation.
“S-system, is this safe for me to consume?”
Liu Xun cowardly asked for reaffirmation. His fingers were shivering in trepidation.
[10 points to find out, tax included.]
An immediate reply with no hesitation returned.
“Wha- how can you suddenly be so greedy!”
Liu Xun was shocked. His initial good impressions of the system had largely been diminished. The system seems to be charging him for every penny it could take!
[The system is making a fair transaction host. This is an enterprising spirit that is much to be admired.]
“Sigh, it is better to be safe than sorry. System, take my points.”
[Points collected!]
The system sounded very happy while Liu Xun’s face darkened as the credits in his inventory diminished.
[Host is able to take the pill with his current cultivation level. The GuanXin Knowledge Pill is a pill created by alchemists of the sovereign realm. They are used to enlighten disciples who are lacking in basic knowledge of the cultivation world. There is also a segment of knowledge reserved so that illiterate mortals can obtain a wealth of knowledge, so they appear more intelligent.]
The system began to explain the pill's function as Liu Xun seemed to nod proudly, up until the very last sentence.
What, is the system calling me stupid!? Well, the system cannot scold me for being dumb after I take this pill. This was the last thought that ran through his mind as Liu Xun tossed the pill into his mouth.
Hmm sweet flavored and cooling, unlike those bitter pills of legends. That was his thoughts as he chewed upon the candy-like pill in his mouth.
[Beware host, the backlash of the pill will commence now.]
!?
Liu Xun was shocked by the message, totally not expecting this turning point. He then realized that the sneaky system said that it was appropriate for his cultivation level and explained the benefits of consumption. Yet, it had failed to explain the side effects.
What a scoundrel!
Liu Xun thought as he felt a shiver travel down his spine as the chill got stronger and stronger, starting to penetrate deep into his mind as immense amounts of condensed knowledge rapidly flowed in like using a waterfall to fill a pail.
Argh!
He cried out in pain as he began to roll on the floor until he started losing consciousness. All that was left in his mind was the stern warning to clarify with this profiteering system in the future before being flooded with knowledge as darkness veiled upon him.
~~
Advertisement
- In Serial1064 Chapters
Master, This Poor Disciple Died Again Today
A silly cultivation novel about an airheaded master putting his foot in his mouth and his poor, clever disciple ducking the fall. In the midst of faking his death, Xiao Hui finds himself trucked and summarily reincarnated into a cultivation world. With great hopes for what is to come, he gets himself taken in by a sect and chosen by a powerful master, but his master seems to have a hole in his brain! What's a poor disciple to do? What Hui does best, of course! -Cultivation/progression fantasy -Neither grimdark nor fluffy, but interwoven with both silly and intense moments -Not your typical cultivation protagonist [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge]
8 1018 - In Serial251 Chapters
Humanity’s Next Steps
Stories about humanity transcending with VR, BCI, implants, uploading conciousness, cloning, genetics, and cybernetics, and more.
8 313 - In Serial877 Chapters
My Doomsday Territory
On doomsday, Tang Yu unexpectedly got the Lord of the End System, he remained very calm. Lack of experts? I will construct a pub so I can make ten draws in a row; Lack of food? I can’t be too cheap with the large pack full of food supplies sent from the market; Lack of safety? Arrow Tower, Mage Tower Artillery and all kinds of automatic defence buildings. Having many isn’t too many; Lack of equipment? Workshop production must produce high-quality items. Sir, would you like one? We are having a 20% discount special at nine! ………… In short, this is a story of Great Lord Tang building up his territory, attacking some monsters, and ripping off…… Cough, making some money at the same time.
8 1539 - In Serial23 Chapters
Rain Sabbath
Weeks before graduating highschool, Marie Weiss encounters the transfer student Felix Conti; a strange boy claiming to be on a research mission in the oceanic town of Sapphire Isle. In the following days, strange phenomena occur in alarming intensity. Monsters stalk the night, shadows come to life, and an invisible storm looms on the horizon. Out of everyone, Marie has the most reason to worry. No town is big enough for two witches, after all. Updates every Saturday at 5PM EST. Note: This is the first draft. Expect some fumbling and numbling and fiddly dunwhoozithowers here and there. Apologies in advance.
8 131 - In Serial7 Chapters
God Of Cheat
He's now the king of the world and everything revolves and spins around him. With one finger he holds up a world. With one foot he prevents meteors from hitting the world. From one breath he blows out the fire burning down the trees. He's the God Of All Trades. He makes pills capable of turning a Mortal into an immortal. He fights demon lords and emperors just because he's bored. When he feels like making a new weapon, he ends up making a holy weapon. Even when he's just planting a garden, he unintentionally make plants that can be consumed to rank up, herbs that can make the highest tier pills, and trees that grows candy that has tons of amounts of energy residing in them. When he raises a baby animal, those animals become the beasts that protects the biggest cities in the world. When he does something, it's always go big or don't go at all. He's a God but not one that had to struggle to get to where he is but rather the opposite. He is a God that cheated to get to where he is. Everyone has to meditate and train all their life just to get stronger but all he has to do is just kill and he gets stronger. He doesn't have to travel around the world in order to find skills, powers, weapons, armors, potions, scrolls, pets, etc. to back up whatever he is going to do. Instead he can just give fake money to a system that others can't see and anything and anyone can be bought. This is the story of a reincarnated man and a overpowered system which gives him the power of a God and that's not just metaphorically but also literally. This is the story of Shen Zuobi, the God Of Cheat... literally. English Shen Zuobi = Chinese God Cheats.
8 117 - In Serial32 Chapters
Betsu no Sekai ni Mezameru
If you were given another chance to spend time with your dead family, would you take it? Would you be interested in living a lie, knowing that reality isn’t that kind? Are you like me also dreaming that reincarnation is real, that life would start all over again? 5 years since the outbreak of the deadly Chivu virus, only 2 people left who had the symptoms of the mysterious infectious disease. Fukuda Surrivan Akira, A 24-years-old NEET otaku had just received a text message regarding Fukuda Akihito's condition, his father. With the sudden message, he felt indifferent towards the death of his last living relative, he was tired, since the last 5 years of the pandemic, every member in his family died. With the feeling of boredom due to his inability to sleep he opened the T.V., "July 18, 2025, the last person who had symptoms in regards to Chivu had already been cured! IT'S OVER!" With bitterness in regards to the news, he turned the T.V. off and went to bed, several hours later he had fallen asleep. The moment he woke up, he was already in a world full of magic and mystery. With the name Surrivan Akira Pridesworth, Sura for short, he began to question reality itself. Born to a new world, Sura saw this chance to live life with his family, loving it like his old ones, but Reality isn’t too kind… Inspired by the works of Rifujin na Magonote's "Mushoku Tensei" and Chugong's "Only I Level Up" Authors: Mottotte Shinji & MalamignaTubig Illustrator: Andreas Rocha
8 155

