Approaching the town gates I go to the line that's waiting to go inside, of course, I have to wait about an hour to go inside but I shall make a brilliant plan to cooperate with the humans. I studied the human language so I know what I'm doing. As I get to the front of the gate I hear "Is that.... a Kobold?" "Don't get to see many of those buggers around huh" *alright time to speak to them wait what should I say oh yeah that right* I begin to speak in human.

[ Hey....Hoomuns.....i wunt.... to go... insids] "speaks huh now that's really rare" "well as long as it has the money I guess it shouldn't be a problem" "Alright than hey bugger the fee is 5 copper pay up". And with that, I lose five copper and enter the city. I sniff the air around me *is that... is that FOOD I SMELL IVE NEVER SMELLED ANYTHING SO DELICIOUS* as I walk around taking in the sights and smells I notice something strange everybody seems to be avoiding me *could it be no it can't be d-DO I SMELL BAD* I start panicking and start sniffing myself but nothing smells funky. Well, I'll just have to ignore it for now.

As I continue walking I see a big building with a large sign on it that says Swooky guild.*Swooky guild? the hell is that supposed to mean*? Walking inside the guild I go up to the reception desk the receptionist is a middle-aged human girl who doesn't seem to notice me yet. [hey...want...join] as I say this she immediately gives an automated like response "oh sorry I did- OH GOSH DAMMIT WHY! [want.... join....can....I] and with that, the receptionist lets out a big sigh "alright put your hand on this stone it will measure your stats" a feeling of excitement as I touch the stone I see my stats appear on the screen.

(Name: Crimson)

(Race: Red Kobold)

(class: monster)

(level: 2)

(Strength:10)

(Agility:15)

(Magic Aptitude: 0)

(intelligence: 3)

(Health Points:10)

(Magic Points: 5)

(Skill Points: 10)

"As expected a monster with little intelligence and low stats so of course your put into the blank rank" [please... exlain....runks] after letting out another sigh she begins "the ranks adventurers are put in consist of screw-ups, noob, adept, novice, apprentice, master, god-like, and Hero it's self-explanatory, we put monsters with weak stats into the blank category since monsters don't get stronger like humans with ESP we put them into a category we don't even bother naming, these jobs usually consist of cleaning up after horses and being meatshields on a battlefield".

[Can... I get... a new class]? "Only humanoids like elves, Dwarves, and Humans can get classes, monsters are stuck with the monster class as dictated by the Gods themselves". With that it felt like a weight fell on me and it was something I couldn't recover from their was something i was confused on [ESP?] "yes ESP it stands for Exterminated Soul Point the more powerful the soul the more points you get" Now that just sounds messed up. "hears your card now get lost" with that the receptionist smiled at me and to me it felt like getting stabbed through the chest so I quickly left if I'm going to sleep it should do it out of town and fast before somebody tries to stab me as I was thinking that somebody darts out in front of me *Well at least we're out of town now*.

"Hey you stupid lizard hand over your money and weapons". He gives off an evil grin it's something that sends chills down your spine however I know he is also going to kill me even if I hand over everything in the first place with that I unsheath my knife and ready myself for combat.