What the...?

I could make up an explanation for a coin appearing, but this...?

What in the world? And who the hell is that big! I'm sure as hell that would be big enought to fit a fucking giant. Or a cow. Or a giant cow.

Wait a second, are there giant cows? Holy shit- wouldn't that be funny? Not if I'm in it's path, though. Gore doesn't laugh. Or make any noice that isn't squelching or disgusting.

Anyway, giant cows aside, why is there a huge...ahem, cloth, in my domain, or whatever the hell this place is? I'm pretty sure I don't know any women that big. Or giant cows.

And besides, what the hell am I supposed to do with it? Throw it in a corner somewhere? Does this place even have corners?

Could I use it? Well, I don't have a body...

...And am not a giant fucking woman, so what the hell am I supposed to do with it? Turn it into yarn? Filthy underwear yarn?

No thank you. It's going as far away from me as it can. Which is... a few meters away. Not a very large room.

I put my attention back on to the floating needle.

Ok... floating golden needle... and underwear. Am I supposed to stich it up or something? Well, the needle was a coin, and the... cloth did not have any tears on it as far as I could see. Plus it was made of silk. Where the hell was I supposed to get silk from, anyway?

Oh wait, the cloth dissapeared. Interesting. Now I know that it randomly pop in and out. Why? I had no fucking idea.

What would've happened if I changed it? Is there a person who put it in here? Is this some sort or extra dimension? Wait no, a po... pokeball? No, pock- something. Pocker? Pockel?Pocket? Aha! Pocket dimension!

.... Why would I be stuck in a pocket dimension? Did that angel screw up? I need to call her boss. Who is her boss? God? An archangel? Or something else?

Hey, angel woman, I think you stuck me in the wrong place!

I wait for a few seconds. A minute.

I play around with the needle. Five minutes passes by. Nothing. Stupid angel.

Is there anything I can do with a couple grams of gold? Make electronics? How do they work? Wait, I need silicon too. And copper. And a bunch of other shit that I don't know about. So, no, I guess.

Could I split the atoms into its constituent parts?

And... something weird is going on. The needle spins, and then... blows up. And some energy fills the room. It did not feel like electrons, protons, or neutrons. Not that I knew how they felt like.

What was it then?

And... why am I absorbing it?

Ugh... why do I feel so dizzy all of a sudden? I need to... sleep.