《Blue Screen Blues》B2: Chapter 65: "A Tour Through Wyozonia"
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The Pilot team of the bird that just dropped off a random present for Ryan was now landing back at the Airbase. In The Pilots hand was a drawing of Ryan in his halo suit without his helmet on. The Arcane mage who drew this had a photographic memory and drew an absolute perfect drawing of his face during the flight. The team of that bird were walking toward a briefing room in the town of Chimera. Inside that room Mriya was waiting sitting in a chair with her legs crossed.
Upon handing their leader the hand drawn picture of Ryan, A flash of rage runs through Mriya’s mind from this familiar face.
She then has a conversation with them.
“Ahh yes this guy! I love his new armor” Mriya says while tapping her long nails on the chair arm while she examines the picture.
The pilot points to the door and sends her gunners out of the room and she sits next to her.
“Commander, He is in Wyozonia right now. We violated the treaty with Wyozonia to get a good look at his face. We were not seen though. Do You want us to take flight and go get him in this storm?” The pilot asked.
“That would be unnecessary right now. I already know who he is. He is Ryan Glasser of Tourterra. He lives in Staug. He is the Boyfriend of Princess Zephyr Thickmane. An old “Friend” of mine” Mriya says while putting the picture on table and pulling a knife out of her sleeve and stabbing the picture through to wooden surface of the table.
“Is there anything I can-“ The pilot says while getting a hand gesture from Mriya.
“That will be all” she said while pointing toward the door.
The pilot gets up and marches out of the room. While she leaves, few surviving leaders of the Disturbia Anarchy enters and sits down in front of her. Mriya uncrosses her legs and gets ready to make a deal with them.
In The morning Ryan was just now waking up from his slumber. He hops up onto his feet and takes down his tent. The ground was muddy and wet, and he could make out the farm he had to help out with in the distance. When he was done packing up, he stores everything away in his [Void Storage] vault and begins waddling through the muddy grass.
Upon Arriving at the farm, He sees a big giant Navy-Blue furry dog-man creature thingy working in the field. The man wore a straw hat and Like Zephyr’s dad, the man wore no pants. He swung a hoe around and had less than 6% of this massive field growing food. Ryan’s fearful instincts of furry’s kick in and approaches the farm owner with extreme fear that this dog person thing might bite him.
The man sees Ryan coming and slowly walks over to him. Ryan freezes up at the other side of the fence as the man nears him. When the man comes to the fence face to face with Ryan, Ryan freaks out with fear and holds his hand out to this man’s nose.
“Umm what are you doing son?” The man asks.
“Ugh just letting you smell me?” He says nervously.
“Don’t act like a jackass kid. Do not worry meat bag, I’m not going to kill you and eat your heart. What do you want? The man asks feeling slightly annoyed at Ryan’s racist gesture.
“I’ve come by to try and help your farm grow food.” Ryan says while transitioning into a relaxed pose.
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“Oh kid. This land is cursed. I have tried everything in the book to grow more food. There is nothing you can do” The man replies.
Ryan smiles at the man and pulls out a bag of ground up sheep hearts. “I may have something that might work” Ryan says while lifting the bag up to eye level.
“How much will this cost me? I want this curse to be lifted, but I don’t feel like getting scammed again” the farmer states with a firm tone.
“Oh it’s free. What I am doing is a part of a quest. If I can lift this curse from your lands and some other farmers, I can hopefully advance to what will be the last part of this god forsaken annoying quest” Ryan states.
The farmer opens the gate and allows Ryan inside. “If its free’ You be my guest” The man says while walking out of the gate and leaning on a fence post.
Ryan then proceeds to field and starts spreading this fine black powder that smelled like vinegar. The farmer holding his hoe in his hand watches in silence. He then gets bored and walks over to another field starts spreading seeds. Ryan who just finished this field then walks over to another field and starts dusting that field the farmer was at.
“Hey after I am done with dusting this field, you don’t mind If I start collecting weeds from your patches? I need like Ten pounds of them” Ryan asks the farmer.
“Umm kid, you can collect AS MANY of them as you WANT. I do not mind at all. I ain’t gonna miss em’.” The farmer laughs.
Ryan smiles at him and leans over and picks up a pesky weed. “Cheers to doing free back breaking labor again” Ryan thinks to himself. For the rest of the day Ryan starts weeding this man’s farm and starts stuffing his collections into a burlap sack.
At the end of the day the farmer offers Ryan a place to sleep and dinner with his wife.
The farmer and Ryan would then have a little chat about his intentions.
Ryan was sitting at the table taking a bite of steak while the man’s wife was pouring him a glass of super strong moonshine. “I have more farms I am going to need to assist. But in three days a weird flower will grow in your fields. Can you hold off on touching it and let me get it?” I don’t know if its going to be poisonous or if its going to spawn some deadly foe. If it does any of those things I’d like to-”Ryan was interrupted while jumping to his feet. The front door just swung open, and a drunk rowdy blonde furry teenager starts stomping through the living room.
“Mommy! Daddy! I had a goods day fishing at the lakesie’s! I feel sho dizzy right now!” The girls shouts while falling face first onto the ground. The woman then sniffs rapidly. “Hey, do you all’s smell’s human? I smells human. Mommy are you cooking up a human? I want the testicalie’s!” the drunk girl shouts.
Ryan’s eyes shoot up in fear and he scooches his chair back and goes into a defensive poster.
The woman’s mother walks over to her daughter and helps her up. “Glad to have you back for dinner Mia. I made steak. We have a human over as a guest, not for dinner. Behave yourself” The woman instructs her drunk daughter.
“Okie dokie mommy!” The girl shouts while laying down on the couch.
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The farmer looks Ryan in the eye and feels a little bit embarrassed.
“Don’t worry the offer with sleeping in my house still stands. We are not going to eat you or harm you in any way. But do know my daughter is completely off limits. Don’t even think about it or you will end up on the menu so damn fast, you won’t know what hit you” The farmer says with a threatening tone.
“Oh, I have no intention on it. To be honest I am taken. I’m dating Princess Thickmane” Ryan admits.
The man who was taking a sip of his moonshine spits it all out.
“Wait! What??!” the farmer says in disbelief
Ryan then crosses his arms.
“How? And better yet WHY would you date someone like her? She is so ugly and hideous. Not only that but she causes so much trouble.” The Farmer states.
“I agree honey. I’m glad that bitch cut off her tail. She doesn’t even deserve the right to call herself a wolf Lyieku. That hideous human and cat hybrid breed is so troubling” The wife says.
Ryan who now felt offended stands up.
“Okay hold the fuck up. DO NOT insult Zephyr like that. I take extreme offense to what you both just said. Zephyr is a great girl. Sure, she is a little weird, but you all don’t have to hate her because of the human “Curse” she has on her. I could not control what my mother did to her before she was born. So, fucking stop hating her for that” Ryan shouts.
“Hey wait. Your mother is Bunnell?” The farmer asked.
“Yes, she is. But don’t worry I have no intention on harassing you or wiping your gene pool off the map” Ryan replies back.
The farmer looks at his wife and signals her to come over to him.
“Wait hang on. I heard about you from the grapevine. Are you the very same human who destroyed the Disturbia Anarchy?” The mother asks.
“Yes, I am that very same person” Ryan declares.
The wife then starts laughing.
“If that is true then that’s mean you also destroyed the town of Butts as well” The wife says with a smile.
“Yep, that was me as well” Ryan says while opening up his storage void. He then reaches inside it and pulls out his kite and board. “I pulled Metourum through the town with this kit I made myself. The stunt was fun and had a purpose, but my mother was not really happy about it.” Ryan explains to them.
The farmer gets up and picks up the board and spins one of the wheels.
“Wow this thing looks amazing. I’m tempted to chew on these wheels for some odd reason” The man says. Ryan reaches on over and pulls his board from him.
“Please don’t” Ryan asks
“I heard from a few people you got tried for terrorism, but you were declared innocent. I heard you are a pretty big deal out in the mainland. But wait hang on. Why on are you helping us and our farm?” The farmer asks.
Ryan, who was a little bit pissed off at what they said earlier about Zephyr decides to lie to him.
“Well, I was sent here on behalf of Zephyr’s good intentions to help her people out since her parents are not doing a damn thing for you all. But I feel like now you insulted my girlfriend I shouldn’t offer you any more assistance” Ryan said while throwing his napkin on his plate.
“Hey kid, look we are sorry. We are sorry for what we said. I would like to have my farm free from this blight. If you can forgive us, we won’t talk badly of Princess Zephyr anymore. I am a little honestly touch that Zephyr cares about us. The royals don’t even know we exist” He admits.
Ryan stares at the man and then sits down. He then takes the map from his pocket and unrolls it on the table.
“I’ll forgive you. But you need to drop this whole mentality that my girlfriend is bad” Ryan says firmly while pointing to the map.
“Look I am leaving in the morning, but I need to know some things about these other farms I will be helping” Ryan says.
The farmer leans back and scratches his chin. “Go ahead. Ask away” The man says.
For the next 2 hours Ryan gets information about the other farms and their geography. He learns about places to stay and towns he should stay away from since most of this country is mildly racist against humans. He learns about the “Cat” race Lyieku and the “Fox” Race Lyieku.
Before bed, he is warned again about “messing” around with their daughter.
Ryan who notices his daughter is half naked and stumbling into her room, pictures this whole coincidence as the best “Farmer’s Daughter” joke ever witnessed.
He informs them he is not into the Lyieku race what-so-ever and assures them they are fine. He is shown to their spare bedroom, and he falls asleep.
Early in the morning he wakes up to the sound of roosters crowing and walks out of the house. He deploys his kite and starts sailing toward a small town over 90 miles south which laid on the outskirts of Shine, Wyozonia.
When he gets to the little farm, he notices a bunch of Lyieku cat farmers. He goes to introduce himself to one of the Lyieku farmers and out of nowhere they randomly attack him with their claws.
“We don’t want you here human! Now Git!” A well-dressed Cat furry farmer hisses at him.
Ryan who was just violently scratched in the face from this farmer covers his stinging face with his hand. When he sees blood on it and walks up the Farmer and grabs him by the back of his neck and shoves him down to the ground hard.
“What the fuck peasant! I come here on official business from the Thickmane’s! How dare you assault me like that!” He screams at the farmer. With the man on the ground Ryan then grabs the man by the scruff of his neck and it paralyses him. Ryan then hops on his back and pulls out his sword.
“You’re a messenger of the royals? I am terribly sorry human! Please do not hurt me! The man pleads.
“I come bearing a task from Princess Zephyr. How dare you just viscously attack me like that you asshole!” Ryan screams while pulling his sword in front of the man’s face.
“Wait you’re here for on behalf for that stupid ugly bitch?” The man screams.
“Watch your tongue peasant, or else I will neuter you right here, right now” Ryan screams while he enchanted his blade with [Black Plasma] right in his face. The sight of this scares the man and makes him calm down.
Ryan who was being overly aggressive with this man who was of the cat Lyieku race, was told by the dog farmer last night he might have to be this way to them since quote “Cats are assholes. Learn to speak it”
Ryan then gets up off the man and sheaths his sword. He then grabs the man by the scruff of his neck again and starts dragging him into the barn.
Ryan then starts laying into the man with what he just did. He threatens him with royal punishment (Which he believes Ryan has the authority to do so when he does not) He then gets the man to apologize to him. After the Apology Ryan gets straight to the point. The man who was confused at this proposition for him to fix up and weed his farm on behalf of Zephyr for absolutely free, doesn’t say a word and lets Ryan get to it. Ryan then gets to dusting with that demonic sheep powder and picking up the weeds from the soil.
At the end of the day Ryan sets up his tent outside of the barn and sleeps there for the night. Paranoid he might get attacked by a stealthy angry cat he sleeps on edge that night. In the morning he talks to the farmer and tells him if a weird flower blooms don’t touch it. He lies to him and says a water demon will spawn if the flower is disturbed and it will flood this valley. Ryan then deploys his kite and starts heading 100 miles west toward the town of Phoenix, Wyozonia.
As he sails west, he notices the flat plains he was on rolling down was going to be turning into mountains some 50 miles in. As he ascends small mountain pass, and gets onto a huge plateau, he spots something weird to the north. He can see a massive black canyon in the distance. Feeling curious Ryan takes a 20-mile detour to go see it. When He gets to the edge of this huge black valley, he is blown away by what he saw. He saw a dark rift full of nothingness that went on for like for what looked like 50 miles. Ryan who was amazed by this thing sees an information board and runs over to it to read it.
On the information board there was a huge square border like shape of Wyozonia on the map.
Right in the middle of this huge country was a massive Black colored four-pointed shaped star which points measured over 30 miles long each. If you Times that by 4 points the surface area of this void was huge.
When He read the next board that said: “Welcome to the Wyoming Void!” He fell over laughing his ass off.
He was laughing because of an old joke he used to make before he died and came here. There was meme online that stated that “Wyoming is just a myth” and that “Wyoming doesn’t Exist”. What lied before him was meme come true. There was nothing in the valley below. Just darkness and an empty void that ran forever in the distance.
Amused at this magical wonder, Ryan gets up to his feet while trying to suppress his laughter. He launches his kite and begins sailing southwest toward the town of “Phoenix”.
He was going to have to prepare himself to encounter the playful and sly Fox Lyieku.
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