《Blue Screen Blues》B2: Chapter 44: "You Spank it, You Tank It. No Exceptions!"
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As Ryan and Alex wind back their swords, the yeti lets out another terrifying roar. This makes Ryan freeze in his tracks filled with fear. Alex who was not scared lands a hit on the monster and jukes behind it. Ryan meanwhile charges up his sword with [Black Plasma] and takes a deep breath and tries to use the song as a distraction. He was filled with fear that he was fighting this huge white creature.
Knowing that he was the one that pulled Aggro on it, knows what he has to do before it goes on a rampage through the town. He runs in with Alex and then lands a hit on the monsters’ leg. The Yeti who was even more pissed off then it was before cups up its hands and twirls its body and smacks both of them away from it. This sends Ryan and Alex flying away from it. Alex lands on Ryan in the soft white snow and starts laughing.
She gets up and off from Ryan and helps him onto his feet. Upon pulling Ryan on his feet she sees his sword and smiles.
“Is that an Enchantment of yours?” She asks.
“Yes, Why?” Ryan replies to her.
“Its so cool! Can I have a copy of it on my sword?” She asked him while readying her sword.
“I don’t know if I can, it’s a spell I can only conjure up for my-” Ryan said as her was interrupted by Alex. She just held her sword over his spell blade and her sword starts emitting a black flame around it.
She then cheers and charges head on into battle. Ryan just stood there confused.
As Alex charges this thing head on, Ryan stands by from a distance and starts casting [Void Blast]. He aims for the things head and when he lets the spell go it hits its mark. The hit stuns this with beast pain and Alex plunges her sword through its chest for a critical hit. The thing gets pissed off and yanks the sword out of its own body and throws it at her. Alex who saw her own sword coming right back at her at a frighting velocity puts her arms out in front of her in a “X” shape and protects her face. The sword hits her chest plate from the fuller part edge part of her sword and her armor rattles violently with the sound of a Sledgehammer hitting a metal trashcan. Alex brings her arms down from out in front of her and looks down at her sword. She takes a sigh of relief that the sword did not penetrate through her armor. She leans down to pick up her sword but when she stands back up, she didn’t see the Yeti wind back its arm. She gets punched in the chest by the thing and it sends her flying over Ryan’s head.
Ryan who quickly saw her flight path realized she was about to have a long flight decides to cast [Detonate] on her and use the force of the blast to stop her arcing momentum and bring her straight down in front of him. She lands on the ground screaming in pain.
“What the hell man! That hurt!” Alex screams at him.
Ryan quickly pulls out his phone and scans her. She was laying on the ground at 15% health.
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“I’m sorry! I didn’t want you to leave me alone with that thing!” Ryan screams in embarrassment.
He sees the yeti charging right at them and realizes they are both screwed. In a Hurry Ryan places his hands onto Alex’s Chest and casts [Soul Transfer]. He gives her 25% of his health and he screams in pain and falls to his knees overwhelmed by this shearing unsuspecting pain.
Alex on the other hand feels a rush of energy flow through her and she gets up in a hurry and grabs her sword and intercepts this pissed off yeti’s incoming attack. Her sword blocks a furious punch from the beast and Ryan forces himself up and casts [Black Rain] over the area of the Yeti. Ryan screams in pain yet again. As Black fireballs start raining from the sky the yeti roars in torment while Ryan’s health slowly starts to drain by 1% every second. Ryan who needed a distraction from this pain he was experiencing turns up the volume on the song at the 3:35 minute mark of “I Don’t Really Know” from Middle Class Rut. When he maximized the volume of Party Mode, he quickly realized Alex forgot to turn on the slider for the buff to the song. He activates the 20% damage and 15% physical damage reduction buff that the song provides and throws his phone down in to the snow to focus on the fight.
Alex who was standing in the fire that was raining down darts out of the way and starts healing herself up with [Amber Light].
“Damn dude I don’t know what you did to me, but I feel really energized! Its almost like we had sex and you made me cum!” Alex shouted at him as she heals herself up. Ryan makes a weird face at her and tries not to break focus on his spell. When Ryan can’t hold the spell anymore due to the amount of pain it costs to keep casting it, she charges back into the fight and holds the creature’s attention.
Ryan who felt like he just fell into a vat of acid forces himself to stand up and starts casting [Drain Health] on the thing. Alex keeps the things attention for about 15 seconds while he heals himself up.
During that 15 second period the Yeti’s eyes start to glow blood red and Alex freaks out.
“Oh, shit He’s Enraged! B.O.H.I.C.A!” Alex screams.
The Yeti then breaks lock with Alex and runs over to a nearby massive bolder and picks it up over its head. Alex and Ryan see this and run away in fear. As they run up a hill the Yeti starts chasing after them with the 70-ton boulder over its head. While Running Ryan attempts to contact Citra via his soul link with her.
“I Need you! Hopefully this isn’t a bad time right now!” Ryan calls out to her inside his head.
“No not now! I’m feeding!” Citra replies back to him.
“Too bad! I need you!” Ryan screams out loud. He stops running and draws a black circle in the snow with his sword. He then darts off and tries to rejoin Alex. A minimally dressed, red haired Citra comes out of the black flaming circle pissed off with 2 swords in her hands and sees an enraged Yeti running toward her with a giant boulder above its head.
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“What the hell Ryan!” Citra screams at the sight of this pain train coming at her at full speed. She then spreads her wings in a hurry and leaps into the air and attempts to get behind this thing. As she starts stabbing it from behind, it does not even want to break its lock it has on the other 2.
With Alex and Ryan running for their lives with the yeti chasing after with this huge rock, Citra starts to laugh a little while she stabs it. After about the twentieth stab on the thing being ineffective, she gives up attacking the thing and flies back to her summoning portal. She drops her swords down the hole and grabs her combat whip. Citra darts back to the yeti at full speed and attacks the yeti really hard with her whip and attempts to get the whip to wrap around its arm. After two failed attempts, she successfully gets her whip to wrap around its arm on the third attempt and she yanks as hard as she could in the opposite direction of where it was running. This makes the yeti drop the boulder in front of itself and it makes it trip and fall over it. When the other two look back, they see the yeti face down in the snow and Ryan takes a deep breath and stops in his tracks.
Ryan takes in another deep breath and starts casting [Chaos Blast] and decides to use 15% of his health as a catalyst for the spell instead of mana. Alex who was still running away looks back and sees a hot neon violet colored spell charging up out of Ryan’s hand and a blue shadowy outline around his body. After charging the spell up for 5 long seconds he lets the blast go.
When he let the spell go, all hell broke loose. The spell blasts the yeti with what was equivalent to a 22,000-pound bomb. The shock wave from the blast sends Ryan flying back violently. He flies 30 yards backwards and ends up colliding with Alex. When he knocks her down, the shockwave of the blast flew over them and Ryan and Her can feel the sheer power of that spell rattle through their bones. The shockwave sends snow, and dust into the air. Alex and Ryan lay on the ground happy to be alive and out of the air Citra comes down really pissed at Ryan. She helps them both up and Citra crosses her arms at Ryan.
“What the hell man! I was in the crossfire of that spell!” Citra screams at him.
“I’m Sorry! I didn’t see you!” Ryan replied to her feeling extremely dizzy. Ryan was amazed by the sheer bit of power that spell can put out with just a little bit of health added to the mix.
Citra rolls her eyes at him and continues to give him an angry glare.
“Not only did you almost kill me, but I was in the middle of feeding dude! Now I need to go find my next meal” Citra screamed at him in anger. She spreads her wings and changes her red hair to Blonde and takes off flying into the sky. Alex who was amazed by what she just witnessed, looks over at Ryan’s Arm and sees a mild bit of blood flowing out of old scars on Ryan’s arms. She doesn’t really think of anything of it and grabs his hand and they all walk down to the dead Yeti’s body.
The townsfolk start walking from the towns hot spring back to the body of the and smile both of them.
“So, what do you want to do with the body?” Ryan asked Alex still feeling dizzy.
“Let’s turn it into a Cooler!” Alex said humorously.
“Sure, why not?” Ryan giggled at her.
No less than 40 seconds later the town’s mayor comes up and starts talking to Alex in German.
“Wir wollen sein Fell?” The old man asks her.
“Sicher nimm die ganze Sache. Wir wollen es nicht” Alex replies to the man. Upon saying that 15 teenage boys trout through the snow and grab a hold of the beast and attempt to drag it into town. Alex on the other hand straps her sword to her back and grabs Ryan’s hand. She leads him back to town and they all head to the Inn for lunch. Ryan and Alex have some local Faterrian delicacies and then they start talking to each other more.
“Hey Ryan, I have a question do you mind helping me with a quest I’m on?” She asked him.
Ryan who was eating his Käsespätzle meal, smiles at her puts down his fork.
“Sure. I’m always down to help” Ryan replied to her.
“Well, it’s not your run of the mill quest. This is a S-Class quest. It’s a pretty long and hard quest” Alex tells him
Ryan looks at her and smiles, “ha that's what she said” Ryan tells her.
Alex looks at him and smirks
“Nice one” she tells him while taking a sip of wine.
“No, but seriously, I'm always down to help. What is it you're trying to do?” Ryan asked
“I’m trying to get a Dragon Ball-Z type of wish going here. There is a long quest I am on that I meet the criteria for to try and get a free a wish of my choosing. But I need a little help. I been farming reputation in all the countries that make me eligible to be able to embark on it. But with it being an S-Class quest I need someone with me” She explained to Ryan.
“Sure, why not. He replies back to her while shrugging his shoulders. What does the quest involve?” Ryan replies to her.
“It’s going to include a lot of Traveling, slaying some dangerous creatures, treasure hunting, and a whole lot of other fun things” She tells him.
Ryan smiles at her and puts his index finger over her lips.
“Hush say no more” Ryan replies to her.
“Oh, you’re really willing to help me? Sweet!” Alex screamed in disbelief
“Yes. I need a new challenge. Let’s go do this and have fun” He told Alex while taking another bite of his Käsespätzle.
“Oh, okay then!” Alex cheered. She then grabs Ryan by his arm and rushes him out of the Inn and toward the village’s only teleportation mage. Alex pays the busy mother of four, one hundred gold for her cooldown slot, and she teleports them both to Alex’s home over in Escambia, Faterra.
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