《Blue Screen Blues》B2: Chapter 39: Bend Over, Here It Comes Again (Mature)
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When everyone put Ryan down in front of the royals, they all start roaring in applause. Everyone knew that the whole Anarchy was dead now. People who lost family due to the anarchy’s attacks all take a knee and reflect on this historic moment. Revenge has been served.
Zephyr runs up to Ryan and grabs him by the waist and pulls him to her and gives him a kiss.
“Wait, what’s that for?” Ryan asked seeming shocked. While she places her body firmly against his.
“I know we are mildly taking a break. But all these thirsty girls in that crowd out there see you as a hero. I just want them to think you are taken. I still love you but I gotta cock block you.” She said while kissing him and grabbing his crotch. She then takes a quick look behind her and sees a mob of jealous girls that resent her right now. Zephyr then bites him on the side of the neck and starts feeling him up and down his body.
Ryan who was tired as hell just lets her do this. She then gives him another kiss on the lips and walks away while winking at him. As she walks away Kannell mildly laughs at all the infuriated single woman who are now under the impression that this legend is taken.
Ryan walks over to Queen Lake and King Joe and they all smile at him.
“Good job kid. You got rid of those pests.” King Joe said while smiling at Ryan.
Queen Lake walks away and then smiles at Dark Master Oz who was walking up to King Joe and Ryan.
Dark Master Oz then looks at Ryan and hands him his kite.
“Wait how did you get a hold of this?” Ryan asked him.
“I grabbed it prior to leaving the city. All you need to do is repair that one bridal.” He told Ryan. While grabbing him by the shoulder and pulling him away from the other two royals.
“Alright son, a deal’s a deal. Your level 58 so brace your head for some more Blackfire Black Magic spells.” Oz told Ryan while he places his hand on Ryan’s forehead. He then starts transferring spells into his head. Ryan suddenly starts getting messages into his head.
[You have learned Void Storage!]
[You have learned Soul Shield]
[You have learned Black Rain]
[You have learned Chaos Blast]
[You have learned Empower weapon: Black Plasma]
[You have learned Transfer Soul]
Immediately after learning those spells Ryan’s screams in extreme pain. He felt like his heart was on fire and falls down to the ground still screaming. He was screaming in so much pain that it made him start crying.
“What did you do to me! Please Dark Master Oz Please make it stop! Please!” Ryan screams out while screaming and grabbing his heart and starts coughing up some more blackish colored blood.
“Sorry Son, I can’t make it stop. You choose the path of the Blackfire Mage. This is yet another metamorphosis stage your body and soul is undergoing. You’ve stepped up your game from Shadow magic and entered the realm of pure Blackfire Black Magic.” Dark Master Oz tells him as he takes knee and laughs at him suffering.
As Ryan lays on the ground screaming his dark reddish hair starts to darken up and turn black. Zephyr who was watching him suffer and scream in pain has a change of heart and runs over to him but then she notices something. His veins in his arms were glowing purple and his blood that he just threw up smelled like really strong vinegar. She takes a step back and just watches.
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She laughs at him as she watches him scream and suffer for an agonizing minute and forty-five seconds before he just stops screaming. She smiles at him and she feels like with all that suffering he just went through just now, is acceptable revenge that has been served to him for cheating on her. She then walks up to him and shakes her choppy blue emo hair and lays down on her side next to him with her hand propping up her head up and gives him another kiss on the cheek.
“Oh honey, don’t you know its unattractive to scream like a little girl? But you know what? Karma has been unintentionally dished out to you. I forgive you now for sticking your dick in Arcadia. Hell, as an added bonus I’ll still give you that free pass to bang somone else.” She told him while laying down on her side laughing at him and poking him.
Dark Master Oz then leans down and helps him stand up. “Alrighty I’ve taught you all the Blackfire Mage Spells I can teach your for level 58.” He says while gently patting Ryan’s back.
When Oz said that Ryan’s eyes shoot open up wide in surprise. He takes out his phone looks at his Level. He was now Level 58.
“What the Hell! I gained 22 levels from that mission?” Ryan screamed in surprised.
“No, the quests you completed only granted 2 levels at most. The other came from your end somehow” Dark Master Oz told him.
“But how did the experience come from my end?” Ryan said while looking at his phone.
He quickly looks at the last songs he played and noticed something that stuck out.
He was looking at the song “Ohioisonfire” By Of Mice & Men that he had played earlier.
Song Effect: [One-time Use] When activated, turns all collateral damaged caused into useable experience for 5 hours.
Upon reading this, Ryan then smirks and shows him his phone.
“You’re right sir. This song I had playing during my trip had a buff that turned all my collateral damage caused into experience.” Ryan tells him while still feeling sick to his stomach.
“Ha, I fucking told you son. When I say you’re a bard, you’re a fucking bard.” Oz said teasingly.
“I don’t know sir, last time I checked I’m a Blackfire Battlemage in training.” Ryan replied back to him while coughing up some more black colored blood.
“I don’t know son; I’m looking at a Blackfire Battle-bard in training,” Oz said.
“Please don’t call me a bard! I’m not a bard! I’m a mage!” Ryan replied back to him while pushing himself off the ground.
“You’re right son. I’m sorry. From here on out I’m just going to call you “Butt Destroyer.” Oz joked.
When Oz told him that, Ryan’s eyes shoot open in terror.
“No don’t call me that!” Ryan shot back quickly in shame.
Queen lake then comes walking up to him and laughs.
“I don’t know Ryan; you did destroy the town of Butts so the title of “Butt Destroyer” does suit you well.” She said while laughing at him.
“NO DON’T CALL ME THAT! THAT’S CRINGY!” Ryan screamed while twitching in disgust.
Ryan then looks over at Zephyr who was on the ground laughing at his new nickname.
Dark Master Oz walks up to him and smiles. “You know what title suits you best right now? “Ryan Glasser: Blackfire Battle-Bard, Butt-Destroyer Extraordinaire!” He told him while laughing.
Queen Lake joins in and starts laughing with him.
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“Definitely don’t call me that either please!” Ryan cries at him while coughing up some more black blood. “Ugg I’m too tired for this shit!” Ryan said while spitting out more blood.
“Look son, we are just busting your balls. Ryan, to be honest, we all very thankful for what you did here today. The whole world can now somewhat be at peace because of your determination and your cra-“ Oz said while being interrupted by the sight of 8 high ranking officials being teleported in front of them.
Coming forth from the crowd was a pissed off familiar face who was all armored up had and who her fists balled up.
“Who the fuck here authorized the destruction of Butts!?” Evelyn screamed while looking at Queen Lake and King Joe.
“We both did.” Queen Lake replied to her.
“Why the fuck would you do that?!!” Evelyn screamed at her while getting up close to Queen Lakes face.
“Because the Anarchy were in the process of summoning the Celestial witch Kansas.” Queen Lake replies back to this young girl.
“Wrong answer bitch! That town wasn’t yours to destroy! It wasn’t King Joes either! That town was in the Disturbia Anarchy which is INSIDE Sivika. Lady Bunnell is very pissed right now! That town had irreplaceable ancient tablets locked inside the impenetrable armory vault! You have royally pissed off Bunnell because of that shit!” Evelyn screams at Lake.
“That’s not all you’ve done.” an angry Scottish dwarf said while pushing his way up through the crowd of high-ranking officials.
“Oh my god its Scott!” Dark Master Oz said while taking a step back.
“What so bad about Scott?” Ryan asked while reading his class masters body language.
“He’s a dick.” Oz replied to him.
“Who the fuck here authorized the destruction of Melonie?!” Scott screamed while holding a rolled-up scroll in his hand.
Everyone looks around at each other and King Joe steps forward.
“That would be me.” King Joe replied while looking down on Scott.
“Why?” Scott asked calmly.
“Because it was MY town, in MY territory that the anarchy took over when they failed to raid Miseryland a while ago” He replied to him.
“Oh, okay.” Scott said calmly while standing beside Evelyn
Dark Master Oz then takes another step back and realized that Scott was buttering King Joe up for a roast.
“King Joe, please tell the World Alliance council WHY you destroyed your town that had noncombatants inside of it.” Scott told him while the council takes a step forward.
“Wait what do you mean noncombatants?” King Joe inquired seeming confused.
“Civilians.” Scott replied to him in an aggressive tone.
King Joe looks at Scott like he’s crazy.
“I don’t recall there being any civilian’s in that city. When Miseryland came under siege and we all repelled their attack, they all regrouped and raided Melonie the next day and we were caught off guard. They killed all the civilians in that city which is why I authorized full destruction of it.” King Joe told him.
The council then sighs in disappointment at him.
“Joe, there were nonfighting woman and Children in that city taking refuge when you authorized the destruction of it.” Scott told him while crossing his arms.
“Ya, but they were anarchy members it shouldn’t matter.” King Joe told him
The council then takes another gasp of air in shock of what they just heard.
“It doesn’t matter if they were anarchy members or if they were Palmlandian members. You had noncombatants seeking refuge in that city! What you did today was a war crime Joe!” Scott yelled at him.
King Joe when he realized this shuts up and starts blushing.
“I’m sorry King Joe but you are going to have to come with us. Someone is going to have to pay for this.” Scott tells him.
“I know what you have to do. Lets just get this over with.” King Joe said as he walks over to them.
As they walk away Evelyn then grabs Ryan by the arm and trips one of his legs causing him to go face into the dirt. She then gets on top of him and starts restraining him.
“What the fuck are you doing Evelyn?!” Ryan screams as he tries to push her off of him. Zephyr who was standing near Kannell then starts running over to him to help him out.
“Ryan Glasser, you have been found in violation of breaching article three section twenty-two line thirteen of the World Alliance Peace Treaty. You are hereby under arrest for committing a war crime against civilians! You are also charged for the destruction of a Sivika city! You are coming with us to Sivika!” She screamed at him.
“Wait, what? War crime? But I was just doing what I was told!” He told her as she gets a hold of his arm and puts a pair of shackles she had hiding in her bra. She then clamps down on his hand and puts the other shackle on his hand and closes it.
“Hold up bitch! He did do anything wrong!” Zephyr screams at her as she picks him up off the ground.
“Back the fuck up you ugly unlovable Lyieku! He’s in my custody now.” Evelyn shouts at her.
“Ugly? Excuse me bitch but I’m way hotter than you are by a mile!” Zephyr screams at her while placing her hands on her hips.
“Zephyr, no man will ever love you. This guy right here cheated on you with Yulee, so you better shut up and go back where you came from.” Evelyn replied back to her in an intimidating way.
“Oh, bitch you better get your facts straight. He Cheated on me with Arcadia, not Yulee. You also better watch your tongue with me. I’m just as crazy as my mother. I’m not afraid to come over there and cut off your pretty little tits.” Zephyr yelled at her while pulling out her daggers.
“Oh, I dare you to try that. I will kill you before you even get close and fuck him on top of your dead body.” Evelyn threatens her.
Zephyr’s eyes light up in rage. She then closes her eyes, smiles, and forces herself to calm down.
“I’m not arguing with a back-door princess who can’t get the good stuff, until marriage.” Zephyr replies back to her while taking a deep breath.
“You know your race is pretty useless. I can’t believe you dated this sexy man. It sucks that he’s going to jail for someone else’s bad choices.” Evelyn said while grabbing Ryan who had his arms shackled behind him. She then removes his spell blade and throws it over at Zephyr’s feet.
“Let me the fuck go! I didn’t do anything wrong!” Ryan screams while squirming and trying to get free from his chains.
“I really wish I didn’t make out with him when he spent a night in my room in Sivika the other day. If I knew he was your boyfriend I wouldn’t have thrown myself at him.” She told Zephyr while continuing trying to piss her off.
“Wait hold up bitch! You didn’t sleep with him, did you?!” Zephyr screamed in rage.
“NO Zephyr. My mother put me in her room after she cured my STD. All she did was make out with me, nothing else happened!” He told her while getting ready to cast a fire spell on the shackles.
“You cheated on me twice!?” Zephyr screamed.
“You weren’t there! She’s a fucking crazy psychopath! I’d much rather have you then her Zephyr, any day!” Ryan screams while he starts to channel a fire spell into the shackles.
Evelyn sees what he was doing and kicks him in the back of the head and pulls out a special little gadget that she clips onto the shackles that neutralizes his ability to cast spells.
“What the fuck bitch!” Ryan screams when he realized he can no longer cast any spells.
“Don’t even think about it asshole.” Evelyn screams as she picks him up and drags him on over to the council members.
“Hey bitch before you take my lying ass boyfriend away can you let me say something to him first?” Zephyr tells her in a calm tone.
Evelyn then takes Ryan and turns him around and stands behind him like a shield.
Zephyr then throws her daggers into the ground and walks toward him and stands right in his face.
“Baby, listen I’m going to head home and see what I can do about getting you off from these damn ridiculous charges, but there is something I want you to do while you are in jail.” She told him while crossing her arms at him.
“What is that honey?” Ryan tells her in a calm and relaxed tone.
“No matter what happens in there, I don’t want you to let anyone take the title of “Butt Destroyer” away from you.” She said while laughing uncontrollably.
“Hey fuck you!” Ryan screams at her.
Zephyr then smirks at him and walks away while shooting Evelyn the bird. Evelyn then turns him around and guides him inside the circle of council members. Then they all teleport over to Sivika.
This leaves Dark Master Oz and Queen Lake alone with each other.
“I think we fucked up.” Dark Master Oz said to Queen Lake.
“I think we did too.” Queen Lake replied to him as she looks over at Kannell. “Okay head on over there I’ll need to collect my best advisers. You go grab King Joes advisers too. It’s going to be a long night.” Queen Lake said as she walks over to her teleportation mages.
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