《Blue Screen Blues》B2 Chapter 7: Have Tank, Will Trade For Taco
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As they walk back into the main corridor and outside of the door that was marked “Section G” Noodle starts humming the song “Fuck You And All Your Friends” as he leads them out into the main shaft they were at before he and Kannell had sex. Suddenly everyone’s Eyes start to glow blue.
The experience from the hidden Mythic boss Hugo just hit them.
Ryan was now Level: 27
Zephyr was now Level 29
Greena was now Level 30:
Noddle Was now Level: 29:
Kannell Was now Level:31
“No, freaking Way!” Ryan said with amazement. He couldn’t believe how much of a level jump that boss alone provided him and his party. He was also amazed at how high Greena was now.
He looks at his skills points and sees he has 5 to spend. He decides 2 are going into his Agility, 1 is going into his Strength and the last point is going into his Spirit.
His Stats after he hit enter on his phone now read:
Vitality 23 Strength 16 Intel 30 Agility 16 Spirit 17 Spell Power:36 (+25 shirt) Precision: 4 Armor Rating 5 Mobility: 100 Luck 10.
He looks over at all the others and they were all sitting down.
“So random question, how do you all spend your Skill points on your end since I use my phone for mine?” Ryan asks with a smile.
“We clear our mind like we are now, and a screen pops up in our heads that we mentally Spec our points with” Zephyr said with a smile.
She then stands up and moves her arms and twitches with her daggers and quickly jabs the air.
Kannell and Greena then stand up, and Noodle was still sitting on the ground thinking.
“So, what are you going to spend your points in, dumbass” Kannell said playfully.
“I put 2 points in Vitality, 2 in Strength, and 2 more in Intel now” He told her with a mischievous look on his face.
“Oh, come on dude! Grow the hell up! Stop Wasting points in Intel!” Kannell Cried to him in frustration.
“It’s My life, I’m Living it the way I want to, and I’m Switching up my Stat style because I can. I’m tired of following the norms of people Who keep telling me I’m stupid for doing this” Noodle told her as he walks over to the main hallway.
“You are stupid for doing this! Go back to building Vitality like you’re supposed to!” Kannell screamed at him. He just smiles at her and continues walking forward.
Mesmerized by the River that was suspended above them magically, He looks left and right and Forgets which way they came from. He turns Left and the team Blindly follows him. While they were following him, Zephyr walks besides Ryan and forces his arm around her. She was feeling lonely and lays her head into his chest as they walked. He supported her awkward shift in weight, and for some reason this felt really calming while Noodle guides them to a weird place he’s never been before. He scans the area and there were Runes on the wall that he’s never seen. He wants to turn around but realizes these runes on the wall matched the ones of his sword. Zephyr who was in a hyper and flirty mood pulls Ryan next to the wall Noodle was examining and kiss’s her boyfriend again.
“What are you doing dumbass?” Kannell said with a bitter tone.
“These ruins match my new sword” He tells her.
Everyone leans up against the wall and Kannell makes everyone some water while they Let Noodle figure out what ever he was doing. He raises his sword up the wall and confirm that they do match. Then the next thing that happens is the ruins glow Blue and Yellow and a portion of the wall everyone had they backs to vanishes.
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Everyone falls backwards into a 15-foot hole and on the way down Kannell tries to grab noodle to stop herself from falling back. But she accidently pulls him down with her.
When they crash into the pit below, they didn’t have lanterns with them. And it was pitch black.
“Is everyone alright?” Ryan said while coughing and recovering from getting the breath knocked out of him.
“Yes, I’ll be fine” Zephyr said while also coughing.
“What happened the hell just happened?” Ryan asked seeming confused now.
“The wall broke away when I put my sword near it. I’m sorry I didn’t know that would happen” Noodle said.
“Shit I left my Lanterns up there!” Kannell said in an angry tone.
“Just Conjure new ones” Noodle told her.
“I don’t have any more fuel. We drank it all” She told him feeling a little embarrassed.
“I’ll take the lead then” Zephyr said while seeming excited.
“Oh, that’s right, you’re a Lyieku, Princess Thickmane” Noodle said while blindly feeling the wall. He touches something extreamly cold and examines it some more. He grabs a hold of something he can’t see, and it feels round and plump.
“Hey, Noodle.” Greena Asks in a very shy tone.
“Yes Greena?” He replies while continuing to blindly squeeze this mysterious cold round plumpy thing in his hand in complete darkness along the wall he’s leaning up against.
“Could you stop squeezing and touching those, they sort of belong to me” She asks him.
As soon as she said that he feels below whats in his hand and can feel a dress. Alarmed, he pulls his hand back in Embarrassment.
“What is he doing Greena? Kannell asks while blindly feeling the wall. When she feels something, she squeezes it hard and tries to examine what it is.
Ryan screams in pain and swats her hand away.
“Whoever just squeezed my balls, Please Don’t do that!” Ryan said in a squeaky tone.
“Umm nothing he’s fine” Greena said while smiling in the dark.
“Everyone Hold each other’s hand, let me guide you through, I can See a path we can follow out of here” Zephyr said while grabbing Ryan’s and Kannell’s hand and joining them together with ease. She then makes Noodle Grab Kannell’s hand and makes Greena grab his hand. She then Walks up front and grabs Ryan’s hand and leads this “Train” through this dark passage with no light.
“Oh, That IS right. You being Lyiekuian means you can see very well in the dark, even with that cursed Human form” Kannell said as she follows along blindly through this passage.
“Yep, my mother is a Feline Lyieku, so I inherited her perception abilities, her tracking abilities, and her nimbleness, along with her Night vision” She said confidently.
“So, with you being born with that cursed human body does it degrade any of those racial perks of yours?” Noodle asks her.
“Not Really, I’m just an outcast to my people. They are really judgmental to outsiders” She tells them as she leads them around a sharp corner.
“Wait hang on, you lied to me when we met your parents, they said your people hate you because you keep fucking up at home” Ryan replied.
“No, I didn’t lie, I just didn’t tell you the whole story. I was born a fuck up, and I always tend to fuck up a very simple task. What Put the Icing on the cake for me is when I was charged to lead a group of men somewhere. I followed the Wrong road, and no one had the damn guts to tell me I was going the wrong way since I was royalty, and you don’t question a Royals decision, or “You could be Punished severely” for insulting them. You see I Guided that reinforcement team the wrong way during the battle of honey pot and I almost made us lose a city. Everyone was so hellbent on not trying to piss me off they didn’t say anything at a simple mistake of mine and just like we are doing right now, they blindly followed me the wrong way. This led into my reputation being damaged and people labeling me as an idiot. On top of that since Bunnell Smited my mother when she wanted to convert to her faction while I was still inside her, which caused me to be born this way with this Mysterious cursed human/Lyieku hybrid body. This appearance doesn’t go so well with my people to begin with since we are already a short-tempered judgmental race, coupled along with my notorious Fuckup” She told him.
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“Ya but your people helped save our town. How can they be judgmental?” Ryan asked her.
“Inside our own country we have our own Traditions and Laws. But since we are a very feared race when it comes to war, we treat our allies with respect. We are naturally assholes to our own kind, but when we are outside of our country, we behave ourselves. I told you this already honey.” Zephyr said as she leads them around a “S” bend in the dark.
“Ya, I think I explained that to you too Ryan, They are very loyal to their allies, but if you set foot inside their country you need to behave because some of them are assholes to humans and they are allowed to be that way. I’ve been harassed a few times myself when I was stationed over there, but we can’t do anything about it since that’s their own kingdom” Kannell said.
“Ok. Things are starting to make sense now” Ryan said.
“So, does that mean the people who were forced to defend our town who are back in Wyozonia are Talking shit about us as we speak” Ryan asked as he rubs against the wall with is shoulder.
“Wouldn’t doubt it” Zephyr said in a cheerful tone.
“Okay then. Next question, your parents appeared to love you when I met them, but at the same time you seemed Rebellious…whats the deal with that?” Ryan asked Zephyr.
“I just hate my mom. My Dad is still my favorite, but like I said before with my mistakes I’ve made in the past they’re both tired of me. I mean you saw my dad; I inherited my outgoingness from him, but don’t think for a second that if I fuck up, he won’t make me run 10 miles backwards as a punishment” Zephyr told him.
“Ha, that’s nothing. In the Navy I messed up so bad in basic Training they handed me a broom and made me go brush the dust off of a dirt field” Kannell said cheerfully.
“Hey Greena, I have a dumb question. Why are you so cold to the touch?” Noodle asked her.
“Umm I don’t know, that’s just the way I am” She said in a nervous tone.
“Oh okay” He told her.
Zephyr leads them down the corridor in silence for about 10 minutes. When she reaches the end of the tunnel, they all walk into a dimly lit room that was illuminated by magical torches. As they all enter the room, the door behind them shuts magically.
“What the hell!” Ryan said as he runs to the door and bangs on it. Ahead of them was a long staircase that zig-zagged up to a new Tier.
“We better follow the stairs” Zephyr said while seeming excited.
As they climbed up the stairs the ambient light of the room started to turn blue. It appeared as if there was another River ceiling coming up as they kept climbing up these stairs. As soon as they reached the top of the stairs there was a clear tier with the blue water ceiling.
Suddenly Ryan’s phone lets out another Emergency Alert System Tone that Scares Everyone one in his party to death. After the EAS tone goes off on his phone his phone plays a message: “Warning High Level boss has been Detected in the Area. Repeat a level boss has been Detected in the Area! Run away if you are not equipped to fight this monster and or take shelter immediately” the message on his phone plays in a computer-generated tone. After everyone takes a deep breath and calms down, they stare angrily at Ryan for scaring them.
As they give him a pissed off look, thery all notice something move ahead of them.
There was a 10-foot Alligator man that was also Wearing a Suit, a Tie, and Dress pants and was sitting on a Throne. He was eating raw fish like you would eat chicken tenders, with his human like hands. He sees them coming and smiles at them.
“Shit this is going to be another boss fight isn’t it!” Ryan screams in fear as soon as he sees this man.
As Ryan looks at the Alligator man, the Man gets up and grabs 2 more fish from his pile and walks up to them. Everyone then Grabs their weapons.
“Greetings Adventurer’s haven’t seen challengers in many many many years. I am Zester, do you seek to defeat me?” He said Kindly while biting the head off of a fish he held in his hand.
“Not exactly, we just want our way out of this dungeon” Ryan responds back to him in a scared tone.
“Behind my throne is an Exit back to the main tunnel, but its sealed shut until somone defeats me” He said with a provoking grin.
“Defeating me isn’t going to be easy as I Used to be one of Yulee’s Generals before she… Oh why hello there Greena” He said with a surprised Smile.
Greena eyes shoot open wide with fear and takes a step back and refuses to look him in the eyes.
“What are you doing here? Also, where’s that little lying bitch at?” He said while crossing his arms.
“I don’t know who you are, I never met you before” Greena Said while turning her back.
“That’s funny because I know you by name, and guard status. You haven’t Aged a bit!” He said while taking another bit of his fish.
“I don’t Know YOU!” Greena said with an Angry tone to her voice.
“What is wrong with you? You sure have changed. I thought you hated wearing black?” Zester asks her in an Evil tone.
“I don’t know who the hell you are!” Greena shouts at him.
“Not talking to your old pal Zester eh? Hang on, I’m just going to scan you. Let’s see what your deal is” He said while placing two fingers on between his eyes.
Greena kept her back turned and balled up her fists.
“Oh, Greena, you’ve been a very bad girl. So, she denied you death. Tragic” He told her
“ENOUGH!” Greena Shouts in rage as she turns around. As soon as she turned around, she fires out a fully charged “Shadow Blast” beam shes been secretly charging up while she had her back turned on him.
The beam hits him in the heart and Explodes. The Explosion sends him flying into his throne and breaks off the high back support of it. Everyone looks over at Greena and her Eyes were glowing a Dark violet. She appeared pissed off.
Zester gets up and grabs 2 more huge fish in his hands. He slowly walks out and points to the hole in his chest.
“Greena, she cursed me too. He told her with a smile. The hole in his chest slowly starts to heal up and he takes another bite off the fish in his hand.
“I’m part Reptile, I regenerate and heal up fast. Greena your Party can’t defeat me” Zester said while shaking her head at her in disappointment.
Suddenly Noodle charges out of in front of the group plunges his sword through his chest and pulls it out and Repeatedly stabs him 5 more times.
Zester just stands there and frowns at him. After the 5th stab Noodle falls over backwards accidently due to fear and leaves his sword in Zesters chest.
Zester puts the rest of the fish in his mouth and laughs at him.
“Are you kidding me? Seriously? Your warrior has 72 points spec’d into Intel? Are you Kidding me! He shouts while laughing some more. Your Tank builds Intel! Oh, my Yulee! This is just so funny! I just… I don’t know how to respond to this! He while sitting down in his throne laughing his ass off. He was laughing with his mouth full of that fish he just put in it.
“Please…..Give me a minute! AHAHAHAHAH Your Tank builds Intel and only has 20 Vitality!” He said while continuing to laugh at him.
He gets up and pulls the sword in his chest out and while laughing walks over to him and hands it back to him still laughing his ass off. As soon as he hands his sword to Noodle, he didn’t know how to handle this. Zester walks back to his throne still laughing with his mouth full.
“Your boyfriend has more Intel then you honey!” Zester said while pointing to Kannell.
Suddenly Zester starts Chocking on his meal but continues to keep laughing.
“Your girlfriend is a better tank then you son!” Zester teased while starting to cough harder.
Kannell just looks over at Noodle and throws her hands up in disbelief at him.
“Shes not my girlfriend!” Noodle shouts at him.
“Sure, she isn’t, shes freaking in love with you, and regrets leaving you. I can read her mind dude” He said while continuing to laugh and cough.
Zester doesn’t realize he’s chocking.
“And then we have this guy here who is wanting to become a Blackfire Battlemage, A super dark and destructive class of mage, which is super Ironic because his mother is the goddess…..” Suddenly he realizes he’s chocking. He puts his hands on his throat and tries to cough out the fish that was blocking his airway but couldn’t. He starts coughing and falls to his knees. He keeps trying to cough this thing out but couldn’t. Meanwhile Kannell looks over at Noodle with an embarrassed look and starts blushing.
Ryan also looks at Zephyr who was giving Greena a confused look.
Suddenly Zester falls over dead due to chocking. Everyone sees his dead body and sees a soul escape from his body.
Everyone was staring at noodle in disbelief.
“Good fucking job. You’re such a fucking joke you literally killed him with laughter. GOOD FREAKING JOB JOSEPH.” Kannell said with a smart-ass, sarcastic tone while giving him 2 thumbs up. All of a sudden Noodles and Greena’s Eyes glow bright Blue. Those 2 just leveled up.
Ryan scans them and can’t believe what he is reading.
Greena and noodle were both level 42.
“No way! I’m level 42 now?” Noodle screams in excitement.
“So is Greena!” Ryan said in an excited mood.
“No way. How did he jump 13 levels, and she jump 12 levels?” Kannell said sounding Jealous.
“Probably because they we were the only two ones to land a hit on him. Also Zester was a God level boss After all” Greena said while sitting down against the wall.
“How the hell does he know you?” Zephyr askes her.
“I don’t know him, he’s just very convincing and manipulative. Plus, we all saw that he’s psychic, so that’s how he THINKS he knows me” Greena said in a Distraught tone while nervously tapping her fingers
“Oh, alrighty. I didn’t think about that” Zephyr said while believing her.
As soon as she said that Greena Takes a sigh of relief and Meditates and spends her Skills points.
“That had to have been an extreamly high boss if it granted 24 levels. I’m kind of pissed I didn’t attack him too before this stupid idiot made him chock on his own lunch” Kannell said while still appearing jealous.
Noodle sits next to Greena and spends his points.
Suddenly he smirks.
“Honey don’t you even think about it!” She screamed at him.
Noodle just smiles at her and giggles. I got 22 skill points I just spent them. I now have 54 Strength and 82 Intel.
“You fucking Idiot!” Kannell said while sitting on his lap and Screaming as loud as she can into his ear Drill sergeant Style.
“You are the most Useless Tank in this WHOLE GOD DAMN FORSAKEN WORLD! Your balls are going to forever remain in my fucking purse. I can’t believe I have to do your fucking job! You fucking Useless THINK TANK!” She screams at him while Shoving him over on the ground and kicking him hard in the ass.
“Lets fucking go guys!” She screams in anger. She was really frustrated at him.
He gets up and laughs at her.
“What are you laughing at!” She said still in a furious mood.
“Oh nothing, I love you and missed you very much too honey” He said Teasingly while searching Zesters body and finding on him: a key, an Ancient Yuleeian Talisman, a weird looking stone sword, a huge magical Silver colored Bra, a Red Herring, and a book titled “The Lyieku, The Bitch, And a Closet full of Secrets”.
He takes the Book and skims through it and it don’t seem relevant or interesting to him, so he just takes the book and the fish and throws it away from the pile.
When Kannell sees the Talisman and the stone sword her body language changes. She calms down a lot and seems super calm for some reason. She takes the Talisman and the stone sword from the body and smiles at Noodle. She puts them in void storage and just smiles at him.
“Hey, Greena you want this, it might fit you” Kannell said cheerfully as she brings her the Silver Bra.
“That’s Too big for me” She said as Kannell hands it too her. But as soon as she touches it, the Bra Shrinks down to a perfect size for her.
“Huh? What the…” Greena said in surprise while standing up and sizing it over her dress.
“It… Might fit me” She said as she held it over her dress.
“Let me see it” Kannell said as she Holds it. As soon as she holds it the Bra Magically expands to her measurements.
Confused about what is happening here she throws it over to Zephyr and it shrinks down small to fit her B cup breasts. Zephyr rolls her eyes and throws it back to Kannell where it Expands again.
“Here you can have it, you Helped kill the guy, so this is your loot” Kannell tells her.
“No, you keep it. Silver is not my color” Kannell said with a smile.
“But it looks like it magically fits your Ta-Ta’s just right though” Kannell said in a calm and cheerful state.
“Ya, but I’m okay you can have it. Its just not my style. If it was black, that would be a different story. We would be fighting right now” Greena said with a smile.
“Ok, its your loss. You and I have ginormous honkers, so you know how hard it is to find a bra that fits us just right” She said while inspecting the garment.
“That is very True. I’m a D cup and you’re a DD. I can’t agree with you anymore on that” Greena Replied.
“I have my own favorite bra though, and it does indeed fit me just right, but you don’t know how hard it was to find it” Kannell said while taping the soft lining inside of it.
“Same here! I dont know how long it took me to find this one” Greena said while pulling her bra strap out of from the main strap of her Black Dress and showing it to her. Then putting it back.
“I can’t agree more girls! I have one bra at home that fits me like a warm hug, and it took me forever to find it at a Shop” Zephyr said while getting in on this Conversation.
“Hey ladies, check this out. She said as she shows them the cotton pads on the inside. They can see small silver dots infused in the cotton cups.
“Is That Real silver? I’m Jealous now. That is Freaking awesome” Greena said while feeling it.
“That means you won’t have to worry about washing it for a while” Zephyr said Awkwardly.
All the girls look at her with a confused look.
“What do you mean?” Kannell asked her.
“Well, you know how you find that “Perfect” Bra, and you wear it. Then you throw it on the floor, and you want to wash it, but cant because its so damn perfect, and your always so damn busy, so wear it for like 2 days, which leads to 2 weeks, which then sometimes leads to 2 months without washing it?” Zephyr said Awkwardly.
“Oh, my Bunnell! Yes! I’ve done that before!” Kannell said in a hyper tone
“Same here!” Greena Replied also seeming on board with them.
Ryan and Noodle look at each other and make a “What the Hell?” face at the girls upon learning this fact.
“Well, you wash it when it gets smelly, but since that has silver in it, it kills bacteria which won’t make it smell for a while…” Zephyr explained to them.
“Oh, that’s right! Silver Does kill Bacteria which causes orders!” Kannell said seeming amazed.
“Silver Also has healing properties too” Greena said while lifting up her staff.
“Hang on let me inspect this thing’s Stats.” Kannell said as she closes her eyes and focuses on it.
“IT provides +25 Spell damage, +15 Spirit, and Also increases Health Regeneration by 10%” Kannell said while opening her eyes. Excited, she then pulls down her dress, pops off her bra in front of the girls and throws her old tan one at Noodle. It Lands on his head, and feeling curious, he Smells it. He then hangs his head to the side acting like he’s about to Puke.
“How much do you freaking sweat Woman!” Noodle said in disgust.
“Boob sweat is heavier than you think dear, just hold onto this for me!” She said as she puts this one on. The girls help her, and the bra magically adjusts its size to her, and she smiles in excitement even more.
“I Love it!” She screams in excitement. While jumping up and down in joy enjoying the fact her “Weapons of Mass Distraction” Stay in place.
She then slides her dress back up and the girls help her get her arms through the holes.
Ryan quickly scans her with his phone and she now had: 52 Spell Power and 35 Spirit now.
Feeling a little ashamed that his curiosity made him smell something he never noticed before until now he takes the key from Zesters dead body and walks over to a few Creates. He opens up one create and finds a pair of Wyonuim bracers then finds a key in that chest that opens another chest beside the throne. He finds a Wyonuim Chest plate and also some Wyonuim gloves. He cheers at this find and does a little dance. He also finds a spell book of Shadow Magic spell’s and Throws over to Greena. Also, at the bottom of the chest was another Red Herring on top of a book titled: “A Boy And His Lyieku”. Annoyed he didn’t find anything else in this chest he throws the book behind him and hits Zephyr in the head. She Growls at him in anger and picks the book up and throws it back at him.
“Watch out asshole!” she yelled at him in a pissed off tone.
“Sorry about that Zephyr. I was hoping there would be more in here but there isn’t” He said while putting on his new Armor.
Zephyr Walks up to Ryan and throws her arms around him again and wants some more attention from him. He Kiss’s her and runs his hand down her smooth skin which makes her start to purr in excitement.
“I want you bad” She whispered softly in his ear while grabbing his shirt and pulling her to her. He just smiles at her and scratches her cute cat ears and walks away from her.
This upsets Zephyr a little bit. She really wants to know why he won’t do anything with her. But she just smiles and follows him out the doorway that just opened up behind Zester’s throne. Everyone follows Ryan and Zephyr out of this room, while Greena hangs back.
She looks to make sure everyone left her line of sight and pulls out a dagger that was on her side. She walks up to Zesters body and grabs his Alligator-like Tail. She cuts off his tail and picks it up by the end of it and slams it against the wall like a baseball bat. A key and a ring come out of the Fleshy open end of it and they roll down the floor
She then walks over to the Key and the ring and picks them up off the ground.
“I hope this Reverses my curse” she said as she puts the bloody ring on her finger and the key inside her pocket.
She then runs ahead and catches up with the others.
When she runs ahead into the dark, she can hear everyone asking where Greena is.
“I’m here guys she said as she casually walks toward them.
“Ah okay” Kannell said as she looks at a ledge below them. It was dark, and it went straight down but if you looked hard enough you saw a blue ambient light. Kannell Buffs everyone with slow fall and they jump down this hole. They come out of a hole the side of the cavern right near where the door to “Section G” was. They all land on the ground, and head back the other way.
“Ryan, could you put a song for us? This has turned out to be a good day for me” Noodle asked while they followed Kannell.
“Sure bud, I got a Song Just for you” Ryan said while laughing.
Ryan then puts the song “Game Over” by Falling In Reverse and laughs.
With the song playing They all exit the cave and He notices all of the Adventures still outside trying to find people to run the Dungeon. When they see Noodle walk out of the Entrance with his team still alive and him wearing Greyish Blue Wyonuim Armor, they all gasp in jealousy.
“Hey how the hell does a Warrior with 82 Intel get Epic Lewtz?” Somone said in jealousy and Disbelief
They then start walking to the small town of Blue Cove while jamming to the song and then when they get there, Kannell goes inside the General Store with all the low value “Trash” they found in the dungeon and trades it with the old lady. She buys those 2 books Noodle didn’t want, and also sells her some alligator teeth that the locals here use to make fishing hooks with and sells her some of Hugo’s extreamly soft feathers.
In exchange for all of that she Gave her 4 jugs of Hillbilly Pop, a big jug of Southern Iced Tea, and in exchange for her extreamly rare Demonic Duck Feathers, she also gave her basket full of Super High-quality steak cuts. The old lady thanks Kannell for doing business with her, and hopes she comes back again soon.
When she walks outside the boys were talking among themselves and Zephyr was Randomly hanging upside down on a tree branch breathing in the fresh river Breeze.
Kannell then walks over to an Oak tree in the shade and conjures 5 Large glasses and takes a cup the old lady gave her full of ice from the local Ice mage here and pours everyone a large pitcher of Southern Sweet Iced Tea. She then calls everyone to come over to her. Upon hearing the call, Zephyr then jumps down off the branch she was dangling off of upside down from and lands on her feet and joins them all in the shade. Everyone Takes a sip of the Tea and feel at ease and look over at the freshwater river in front of them. Kannell Cuddles with Joseph, and Zephyr while sipping on her tea copies her and leans again Ryan. She lays on her back and puts her head between his legs and looks up at the Blue sky, and him. She gently rubs his knees gently and feels in love with him. She was still thinking about why he wont do anything else with her, and decides to Send a Quick silent prayer to Arcadia thanking her for returning him back to her after Hugo killed him today, and asks her for some luck in getting laid soon by this great person who she is head over heels for.
She then takes out his phone out of his pocket and plays the song “Damn Regret” From Red Jumpsuit Apparatus and pulls him down to her.
He sets his cup to the side of him and lays on top of her and kiss’s her.
While the Song was playing Kannell and Noodle were also Making out, while Greena was sitting with her back up against the wall smiling at them all.
They all watch the sun go down over the horizon and when it officially goes down Kannell Teleports them all home.
Upon arriving outside their Manson, Kannell lays down some Ground rules for Noodle to follow. She warns him that there is a kid here, and they will not argue in front of her, she also tells him he’s not allowed to go home tonight until Quote: “He makes it so she can’t walk Straight for a week”. But before she they do so She wants to take a bath. She walks inside and gets the bath filling up, and then talks to Misty and Liz.
“So, I got us something different tonight, you want to make us some steaks?” She asks Liz as she puts them on the table.
“Oh Absolutely! I got my Ass chewed out by Queen Lake today. I had to sit through a damn 4-hour course on Economics, and Social structure. Liz tells her as Misty unwraps the steaks.
Ryan walks by talking to Zephyr and Liz grabs him and makes him light up the Wood Stove. Then he makes his way with Zephyr to the bathroom to heat up the water for the Group bath.
Ryan heats up the water and hops in along with Zephyr, Liz, Kannell, and Joseph. Then Greena enters last while still wearing her black dress hops in and ducks her head under water and cleans her hair. Then Sits back on the ledge and remains silent.
Everyone wonders why Greena won’t take off her clothes, but at the same time is too scared to ask her.
“Hey Ryan, dumb question, can you dry off really quick and run into my room and grab me my Purple Dress and towel out of my Dresser and closet?” Kannell asks him with a sweet hyper tone.
“Sure, I’ll be right back.” He tells her as he gets up out of the water. He grabs a towel and dries off and walks out of the bathroom and into her room.
“Ok, he’s going to be in my room for a while. I don’t own a purple dress or a towel” Kannell said with giggling.
“Ok, as I mentioned to you before we got distracted in town, suck on my finger” Kannell said while getting close to Zephyr.
She does so and Zephyr disappoints her.
“No, like I said you are going to be there all night doing it that way. Do it like this” Kannell said while grabbing her hand and demonstrating it on her.
The way Kannell did it to her hand made her blush, the way she was doing it showed shes had a lot of time and experience in doing this. Noodle was sitting on the other side of the bath wondering what the hell Kannell was trying to teach Zephyr.
But when he saw Zephyr suck on Kannell’s finger he started to piece everything together.
“So, like this?” Zephyr said while making a Sexual motion on her finger.
“Well that’s a lot better, but you have to do it more like this” Kannell said while continuing to tutor her on form.
“Ahh okay!” Zephyr said while smiling.
Kannell then pushes back away from her and moves back toward Noodle. Ryan then enters the room empty handed.
“Sorry I couldn’t find a Purple dress or a towel” Ryan said sounding disappointed. He then takes off his shorts and hops back in the bath. He grabs the soap that was in his hand and starts washing himself. He then grabs Zephyr and starts randomly washing her. This excites her and makes her feel Special while the other girls watch her. She then ducks under water to wash the soap off of her and throws the bar of soap to Liz. She catches it and with a washrag nearby gets to work working on herself.
Kannell who had her own bar of soap starts washing herself as well. After she was done, she hands the bar to Noodle, who starts scrubbing the dried blood off of him.
After the bath was over, everyone walks to the kitchen and eats dinner that was made for them.
They all share their day with Liz, and Misty. During this time Kannell Officially introduces Joseph to Liz as her Current “Boyfriend”. They all joke about Hugo the duck killing Ryan, and how Zester died. While they had a few glasses of wine and ate their top-notch steaks.
After dinner was over Kannell wanted to let everyone know she will be headed over to Gainer in the morning, and that she won’t be back until the next day.
“I have nothing else to do, can I go with you?” Noodle asks her.
“I don’t see why not. But I have some things to do with the Queen privately though” She told him.
“That’s perfect. I want to get my Armor painted” He tells her.
“Oh, if that’s the case, then sure. But you’re not going to see me for a while” She tells him.
“Don’t care. I have “Other” things I need to take care of honey. He tells her.
“Well alrighty then.” She tells him as she walks behind him and pulls him out of his chair. She then leads him into her room, and they Slam the door.
“Hey, Misty I’d personally think Zara should sleep UPSTAIRS with Liz tonight” Zephyr said while winking at her. Ryan and Greena also Wink at her trying to warn her of something. Misty then gets the hint and takes Zara upstairs with a bottle of wine to read her a bedtime story. She then comes downstairs and talks with the others as they heard those two remodel their room. Misty takes the left-over steaks that weren’t cooked and puts them in what looks like an old small safe. She then casts an ice spell on the steaks to chill them, and makes a ton of Ice. She then takes an old Meat tenderized hammer and breaks the ice and stuffs the Small safe with it.
“Hmm, I didn’t know she was an Ice mage, also did Misty just make her very own version of a Refrigerator?” Ryan thought to himself while smiling.
Liz had a pile of cards in her hand and the 4 of them decided to play 3 rounds of bridge. Then head to bed.
In the bedroom Ryan and Zephyr lay in their bed and cuddle with each other. They could still hear the other 2 in the other room “Rearranging Furniture.”
“So Tommorow, you want to do something fun?” He asks her.
“Sure, I’d love another Date with you Honey” She told him while hugging him.
“Hey, you wanna practice making kids?” She asked with a Flirtatious smile.
“No, still too soon honey” He told her while patting her head and feeling her smooth skin again.
“This isn’t fair dude” She told him while expressing she was getting annoyed with him. She rolls over to her side of the bed, and imagines him tied up to the bed right now, unable to move and the things she would do to him, But she calms down, and ducks her head under the covers and pulls down his pants.
Suddenly what happens next surprises him. She was blowing him off again, but this time she seemed to know what she was doing. She experimented with different styles for 15 minutes with him and read his muscles and breathing to determine what Style was for him. She was able to get him Release in 20 minutes. But as soon as he was done, he was dead asleep within the next 5 minutes. Feeling pissed that she didn’t think this through, she rolls over on her side and starts "Taking Care" of herself then heads to sleep still sexualy fustrated and pissed off at him.
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