《Blue Screen Blues》Chapter 38: Dude, Where's My Mansion?
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As Ryan drags his Crab legs back to his sailboat, he can see the sun come up, however he notices its foggy in the distance. He throws both of his crab legs into the boat and pushes off. He sails into the thick fog 3 miles back to the town.
Meanwhile Zephyr Liz and Kannell were up. Zephyr had a huge headache still and can’t remember what happened last night, and Kannell was confused as well.
“What are you 2 doing in my room?” Kannell asked seeming still hungover and paranoid
“You Said we could share a room, I carried you upstairs after you passed out remember?” Zephyr said while feeling the effects of her headache.
“Oh, I don’t Remember that. But then again I don’t remember shit when I am drunk” Kannell said while getting up and walking over to the dresser.
“Did Ryan ever come in last night?” Zephyr asked seeming confused.
“Oh, he was with you guys? Kannell said with a hint of spite in her tone.
“Ya He was here, but I think I put him in the “doghouse” last night. Can’t remember what for” Kannell said while getting out her hairbrush and fixing her hair.
“What do you mean?” Zephyr asked
“I Teleported him out into the middle of the woods somewhere. I’m still mad because of this mark” She said while pointing to her neck.
“Oh, that’s right, I started drinking because I realized he’s a Fuckboy” Zephyr said while remembering parts of last night.
“Wait a minute. Did he sleep with you? I threw myself at him like 5 nights ago and he didn’t touch me at all. He just bit me on my neck and went to bed” She told her while snagging knots in her hair with the brush.
“No, He did not! And I am so pissed at that. Wait a minute 5 days ago? You mean while I was gone and visiting home her was hanging out with you?” She asked with a hidden temper,
“Yep. We were sharing rooms; she only has so many rooms here and He too would carry me up here” Kannell said while putting her brush down.
“He didn’t fuck me, which is respectable because when I am drunk you can take advantage of me and I won’t feel it, but at the same time he’s sort of a great guy all round. I wouldn’t call him a Fuckboy, but at least a Tease or very annoying at best. He ruined a great date I had with a great rich man by leaving this mark on me before our awkward first date at his mansion” Kannell said.
“I Don’t think that would be his fault here. I think that would be yours.” Liz said while walking up next to her and combing her hair with her own brush in the mirror.
“Hang on excuse me who are you?” Kannell asked Liz.
“Me I am no one important, but if you want you can just call me Liz” She said while yawning.
Her words make Kannell shut up and think really hard about her choices that night.
“Well whatever, its in the past now. I need to get ready for work” She said while she takes off her night gown in front of the rest of the girls. Being naked, Zephyr and Liz stare at her huge boobs that matched her large frame and get jealous While she walks over to her bag and pulls out a Clean blue and black trimmed work dress. She puts on a bra while the pissed off girls watch and then she throws on her dress and then starts putting makeup on.
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“You know your party put all the advance mages like me out of a job, right?” She said as she puts on eyeliner
“I am so sorry I didn’t think about that!” Zephyr said while her moods goes from jealous to sad.
“Ya it was an easy job for us, but now that the shades and the ghouls are gone since those warlocks are gone, I need to do physical work now to pay my Rent, my bar Tab, and schooling tuition” She said as she puts a few hair pins in her hair.
“Wait a minute, what class are you?” Liz asked.
“Arcane” Kannell responded.
“Same here” Liz said while holding her Hair up while she struggles to get the last pin in.
“Ahh what build are you taking?” Kannell said while getting in that last annoying hair pin.
“I’m more Crowd control and single target DPS” Liz told her.
“Me, I am More Teleportation skill based. But for Combat I have my Mana Shield Boosted to 10 points, and I spec more towards Multi target DPS. I’m like a super low teir Tank” She said while she puts on her boots.
“Hey, are they hiring for the job that’s replacing the walls around the town?” Liz askes seeming excited.
“Yes, they are, why” Kannell said while putting on her black high-top boots.
“Oh, just wondering” Liz asked while walking over to Zephier. She then Slaps Zephyr in the face.
“That’s for buying a Damn house while Drunk you retard!” Liz said as she sits on the bed.
Feeling the pain of the slap, she pulls out her receipt from her bra and sees the House she bought for that amount of money last night.
“What did I do last night? Its all a fuzzy memory” She asked while putting her hand on her cheek that was just slapped.
“Garrison from the bank thought it would be a good idea to try his hand at being a realtor on you while you were drunk as fuck. You bought a house without even seeing it first at the bar for like 1.5 million. Your such an idiot! She said while patting her back as a Sorry gestor.
“I did what now? You didn’t even Stop me?” She asked seeming alarmed.
“Its complicated why I stayed out of your affairs with Garrison, I kept my eye on you so you wouldn’t go out and get yourself in trouble, but Garrison at the bar got you to buy a Property of his that was collecting dust. He said it was a hell of a deal for 1.5 million because you were paying the Tax price or something he has to pay every year just to keep it in his name and keep it up for sale” Liz said while leaning down and taking off her night gown.
Her boobs were smaller than Kannell’s but at the same time she had a smaller frame then hers as well. They were just hanging out, but she puts on a light-Yellow and black Dress and started putting on her shoes.
“I’m going to have to go check this place out today. Garrison is always fucking things up with people, but hey what am I going to do about it?” Zephyr said while leaning back on the bed suffering from another painful headache round. Every heart beat she had; she could feel a surge of pain in her head.
Kannell smiles at her and walks out the door. Liz then with her back turned toward Zephyr kiss’s her on the cheek like a little siter and walks out the door with her.
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“Well have fun Zephyr with your hangover, I’m going to go help out Misty” She said sarcastically.
Meanwhile Ryan was sailing slowly with the wind through the thick fog. He couldn’t see more then 10 feet ahead of him, and the feeling felt exciting and scary. He pulls out his phone and judges how far he was to the city on his map app, and then turns toward shore as the sun starts to rise over the horizon. He lands safely on the shore and pulls out the crab legs and drags them through the sand and then when he reaches the steps to climb above the seawall he drops one and lifts the 40 pound thing of meat over his head like a large board and climbs up the stairs. On top men were being selected for team leaders, and then they saw Ryan with this huge deliciously. They all run over to him and help with it, and then run down and grab the other without being asked.
“What the hell is this thing for?” One of the men asked him.
“Oh, it’s for all of us for lunch!” He said as the other men catch up to them with the other leg. They place the legs behind a worktable and walk away.
Ryan gets back in line, and the foreman smiles at him.
“Well I see you Still have the sharing nature this Town has built its reputation on; Ryan want to do Sailing again today after lunch?” He asks him.
“Sure would!” Ryan said excitedly.
“Alrighty then! Well for the morning shift, help knock down the walls with the Fire mages, then I’ll let you go do Coquina Transportation for the rest of the day. We expect the jetties to be long enough by the end of the afternoon that you can dock beside it and let people Walk on and unload them quicker” He said while looking at Clip board.
“Oh, by the way, legend has it you were “On a Boat” yesterday. He said while laughing while he walks away. Ryan then remembers the song he played to cheer Kannell up. But As soon as he remember that, he remembers the bite on his neck and hope she doesn’t see her again today.
He gets to work and starts bringing down 10-foot sections of walls by himself. Until people arrive 3 hours later. When they arrive, Ryan wants to pull out his phone, but remembers Alex that awesome emo Girl he met last night has it and told her she could hold onto it till sunrise. He wants to recall it now but decides he will do it in the afternoon.
His Fire mage team starts blasting down walls quicker when they arrive and then he grabs a shovel while the other mages knock out the sections beside him and starts leveling the foundation for the blocks. Then the Arcane mages get to work and start moving debris into the water for the Jetties.
A very familiar face was here among the crowd moving Debris into the water. Liz was moving rocks and stones with them.
Ryan doesn’t question why shes working on this project, but he notices shes moving less material then the other mages around her. She was still moving piles just not as big as the others.
When the foundation was leveled the big guns came in and moved in more bricks and Ryan got to work with curing them. Ryan then walks over to Liz and smiles at her.
“So Not going to ask why your working, but can I get some water?” He asks her. She smiles and looks at the mark on his neck and rolls her eyes. She makes him 3 bottles. Then gets back to work.
Ryan drinks a bottle. And he gets his mana back up and his light headache goes away. At the same time this Energizes Liz and makes her feel happy.
He turns around and sees the Jetty was almost out to the Yellow Marker. A small sailboat sails up to it and they take a measurement of depth. He could hear them cheering in the distance. Then he sees 15 small sailboats loaded with Coquina sandbags come sailing in formation and landing beside the Jetty’s. They hand off bags to men on the wall and then start making rounds back to Ana Island for more.
Ryan then gets pulled off demolition duty and goes to the area where the sand blocks get made.
He gets instructed to fill these huge cubed shaped Wooden boxes with muddy wet sand, Coquina Sand, and Limestone. Then compress the blocks together by tightening a vice like mechanism on the walls of the wooden container and then turning the box upside down and dumping the sandy mixture out to make a perfectly solid wet piece of block. He does this for a few more hours and then decides to recall his phone.
When He recalls his phone, it was time for everyone to take lunch.
Everyone runs over to the massive crab legs Ryan brought in and the Fire mages start cooking them with magic quickly. They cook the giant crab legs in 2 minutes, but in the meantime, everyone runs over to towns Spice Venders and Buys themselves a ton of things to put on their free Crab lunch.
Ryan looks at his phone and, On the menu, shows a Message for him to read.
“Dear Ryan, since 4am I have been playing around with your phone, and Its so cool that you have like an offline internet thing in the palm of your hands.
I been listening to music that brought me tons of happiness and memories.
I checked my Facebook and saw pictures of my mom, My Sister, and Me and Read things I posted from a while ago. It sucks that I can’t message my mom, I tried to send her a scary message, but I kept getting a “JN15:19” message when I Tried to hit send.
I also went online and saw you had YouTube! I played some mashup songs! I played “Wake Me Up When Allstar Ends”(My Favorite one before I died) and Boulevard of Broken Songs (The Green day and Oasis version!)
I met those men in the camp and sold them the meat, but I realized they were all part of the Disturbian Anarchy. (My mistake Duh) I killed all 40 of them no problem. But I thought it would be funny to put on that “Otherworld” Song from the FFX Game before they attacked me and that song magically Turned Party Poison (My sword) from a Cute little 2 handed Butter knife to a Dragon Slayer for 1-minute LULZ
I had so much fun with your phone and Thank you so much for making my night. I needed this really bad, and I am so glad I Met you. Hey, hurry up and Gain 20 levels so we can quest. In the meantime, Like the song Bouvard Of Broken Dreams says I Walk alone.
Below is my address in Faterra, I live there so in the event you want to find me you can. Thank you soo much for giving me some Nostalgic Fun. Its 9 am right now, and I’m somewhere in Eyefore right now sleeping in a Tree, so if you get this message I am Sleeping. Peace out Friend XOXOXO! UwU”
As Ryan reads this, he is so happy he made her night. He is also happy she Killed those men before they raided the town.
He looks at all the songs shes gone through on his phone and Sees shes been listening to a lot of his “Armor For Sleep” Songs. On repeat.
She played “The Truth About Heaven” from Them about 9 times and Walking alone at night about 5 times. Along with Every single Song from the: “Welcome to The Black Parade” Album from My Chemical Romance.
He Looks at his YouTube History and Looks at those songs she mentioned and laughed a little bit, but at the same time some of those songs she mentioned were a little bit Emotional.
Hell, every song she listened to was Emotional. But Then He looked at his Camera roll and Saw something amazing. He saw a Video of her Singing the Song “Save Yourself, I’ll Hold Them Back” From My Chemical Romance while she cut down the camp full of Anarchists. She had the Phone Tucked into her bra and the camera was facing out while she cut them down. It was like a POV Video she did just for him.
She wasn’t even joking about that song turning her Sword into a Dragon Slayer sword for 1 minute. This then made him question if his buffs were really off, or if he should call it “Bufftube” now.
He knows that all the songs she listened too had a common Theme. She felt lonely and wasn’t over her death like she said she was.
He then puts his phone away and walks back to the lunch area and haves some delicious Crab with everyone else. He was looking forward to the sailing Part of the job again today.
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