《The Crawford's Multiverse of Madness》Chapter 355 - Fuck Your Entire Pantheon
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Ra and the remaining Egyptian Gods moved in tandem, retreating a safe distance from Lorien to gauge the limits of her current strength.
They didn't even know how Lorien appeared in the center of their formation, beheading their fellow Gods.
In cases such as this, it was best to overly cautious...
Still, it was clear from the sweat on Lorien's brows that whatever she did, could not be done consecutively and indefinitely or everyone would be dead.
A stray Egyptian God struck outwards, attempting to kick Lorien in her stomach, but her body turned into a white liquid that screamed holiness.
The liquid was Lorien's manifestation of her purity…
Though it was purity manifested, the liquid had the ability to absorb whatever it deemed 'impure', which was everything except Lorien.
The liquid covered the Egyptian God in a flash and Lorien's body reformed a couple of meters away, leaving behind golden bones of the fallen God.
The bones took too long to refine so Lorien opted to leave them behind…
"Tasty…" Lorien murmured, fisting the air in joy to show that she had recovered some of the strength she spent earlier.
This was basically Lorien's playtime, so everyone dreaded what it would look like when she got serious.
Ra, Horus, and the other Egyptian Gods retreated some more…
Their plan was to get enough space and pour all their Divine Energy into a single point, hopefully, that would be enough to cause Lorien some problems.
After all, they just needed to know that Lorien could bleed and the battle would tilt in their favor.
However, in a Pantheon as dysfunctional as The Egyptian Pantheon, there were bound to be those who felt that they could perform better alone…
And Montu, The Egyptian God of War, was one such person…
---BANG---
Montu struck a decisive blow on Lorien, blasting her into the ground with a kick that carried the limits of his Divine Dominion over everything War-related.
Ironically, even as a God of War, Montu was accustomed to fighting Beings weaker than himself, and a kick would usually end things…
Sadly, Lorien wasn't so easily defeated.
Lorien was embedded into a crater in the ground, but not even a nanosecond passed as the world around Lorien turned into a contrast of Black and White…
Everyone in her perception stopped moving, frozen in time, or just non-existence…
She was the God, Creator, and Ruler of everything in Black and White at this moment…
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Lorien hopped out of the crater with puffed, red, cheeks emphasizing her anger at the unexpected attack…
"Play… Attack… Reason… [I was just playing and they attack me for no reason!]" she complained, fuming with indignant rage at the slight.
---SPSH---
Lorien darted to Montu, grabbing the foot he had just used to kick her, and twisted the foot off his body with no sound.
Of course, there could be no sound since she was not currently a part of Physical Reality…
Yet, that just made ripping off Montu's leg all the more terrifying…
She held the foot like a bat and swung it at Montu's head, decapitating The God of War with a strength that didn't befit her little body.
Briefly, cute little veins of frustration could be seen on her forehead, but Lorien quickly got rid of it since it was not within her definition of cuteness.
Not yet finished venting her anger, Lorien skipped over to Ra's location, slashing her short sword at his head decisively.
Lorien recalled what Zeel said at the start of the battle "Always kill The Boss first…", and that was exactly her goal.
Surprisingly, Ra somehow reacted and managed to sidestep her swing by exerting strength beyond what even he could sustain…
The exertion was so much that Ra broke his legs just to avoid Lorien's slash…
Though Lorien's Purity Zone was a cheat, it had become weaker the second time she used it, and Ra was also not a simple God who could not learn and adapt during the course of a battle…
However, the main reason Ra was able to dodge was due to the fact that his feet were not planted on the ground, and as long as he wasn't touching the ground, the skies were a part of his Domain.
It granted him enough leverage to dodge Lorien's blow by utilizing some measure of self-harm…
---CHING---
Everything returned to normal and the swing that missed Ra continued forward, bisecting two more Egyptian Gods instead.
Lorien frowned since those were not her intended target, but she was never someone to discriminate about who would be killed first or last…
After all, she was not the person who would sort them out, that job belonged to someone else and it was none of her business…
She was already doing a lot of work by sending them to the afterlife…
Swiftly, Lorien raised her short sword to block, but a sudden kick from Horus still sent her small body flying backward with a loud boom.
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Thoth, The Egyptian God of Wisdom, intercepted Lorien's path, raising his rod filled with hieroglyphs to strike a decisive blow.
But…
Lorien's body turned into white liquid, easily maneuvering behind him as she solidified once more.
She didn't even bother to use her short sword this time, Lorien directly plunged her hand through Thoth's head, liquefying her hand along with Thoth's brain, consuming it like a nice treat.
The head of Wisdom Gods was always a good treat to Cosmic Forces…
---BANG---
Just then…
Horus's spear struck true, creating a scar on Lorien's shoulder after attacking from her blindside.
"OW!" Lorien yelled, flashing away from Horus as tears gathered in her eyes.
She even glanced back at Zeel in the distance, clearly showing him that she didn't want to fight anymore.
In every way, shape, and manner, Lorien appeared to be an innocent child that was getting bullied...
Even considering the fact that she had killed many Gods so far, you would still have an impulse to risk your life to save such a cute girl.
Luckily, Zeel was immune to such cuteness…
Lorien instantly grew frustrated.
For the first time since the battle began, she had been injured…
This ignited a frenzy in the hearts of The Egyptian Gods who were, just moments ago, regretting their decision to stay and fight.
It only took a drop of blood for Sharks to frenzy…
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"OW!" Alle and Ella yelled, hopping out of Alice's hands and transforming into their physical bodies.
Alle and Ella were unhappy with Zeel's unwillingness to act…
It also didn't help that they were able to feel Lorien's pain as if it was their own.
Alice also frowned in discontentment…
The moment the battle began, she was about to rush forward but Zeel stopped her, instead choosing to observe the battle from far as if waiting for something.
Then again, Alice was sure that joining a battle like this would see her dead in a couple of seconds.
Zeel was no different, Alice was certain that he would also die…
After all, Zeel's strength did not come from pure combat ability, but his uncanny ability to lose a fingernail where he should lose an arm…
Zeel was no more powerful than Alice, but he had a talent for damage mitigation and outsmarting opponents.
"[Nanite Stage 4 Upload to Information Dimension: Alice Crawford – 50%, Zeel Crawford– 30%...]" Zeel whispered, gesturing to the upload pending.
"You're waiting on the percentage?" Alice inquired, finally realizing why Zeel refused to join the battle, even now when Lorien was on the verge of tears.
"Father!" Ella and Alle yelled, pointing at the sad Lorien fighting against The Egyptian Pantheon "Mother is injured and crying… please help her father…"
Zeel frowned, not sure how to reply since he couldn't exactly admit to his retarded daughters that Lorien was millions of times stronger than him.
What was he going to do in such a crazy battle? Get beat up for Lorien?
As a Homo-Superior, pride was engraved in his bones but Zeel didn't care much for pride.
Yet, he did care about weakening his position of Authority in the girls' hearts by getting his ass whooped.
Suddenly, Alice dropped to her knees as Lorien's power flowing throughout her body was withdrawn…
Lorien's Power brought Alice back from the brink of Death earlier, and now that she was sufficiently healed, Lorien saw it fit to withdraw her energy to battle the Egyptian Pantheon.
"Come closer, everyone…" Zeel shouted, pulling Alice into his chest along with Ella and Alle.
Himiko and Ahmanet rushed to Zeel's side in panic, clearly not liking the tone of his voice….
"Come Lori-!" Zeel commanded and even before he could finish his words, Lorien's legs were wrapped around his neck as she smacked his head continuously with weak, half-hearted blows.
"Bad… Pretty Boy…No HELP!" she complained childishly.
Ra and the other Egyptian Gods were caught surprised by the sudden retreat; however, before they could celebrate a minor victory, Zeel transported a device a couple meters away from the bulk of them.
This particular device was constructed from every unstable, rare metal Zeel had collected and calibrated across the Multiverse…
"Fuck your entire Pantheon!"
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