《Cultivation at Home!?00》Chapter 7 : Lightning Tiger !?
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---Lightning tiger--
Finally arrive on this mountain This place is high as f*ck.
What come into my view is a house?, It's a weird one I guess. It got some metal as a door knob, and you need to twist it to open the door?, When I come inside the house, what come into my view is a sofa?, and is this even a house and what are those black thingy that have (TV) inscription on it, when I use the divine sense, I sense someone at the bedroom?, sleeping peacefully'
" Even though I have come to some of human residence, and met some human cultivator. this is a new thing though" muttered the tiger
Then he walked on his four paws to the bedroom, when he look at the person on the bed, he got a tint of envy and a bit of a ...boner?
' He looks beautiful though, his face have a bit of a scholarly feeling in it, his rosy lips that makes me want to kiss it and suck it inside my mouth, his looks make me have a boner!, this is dangerous!, if I look at him any longer, I might lose control of my self, and 'pound' him, if it's a woman, it's okay, afterall I'm a male tiger, but he is a boy, what will people of the cultivation world will say?, ' The Great Lightning Tiger is a Gay, beware!!!' but I'm sure that they'll let us alive because, the first case is that it needs a cultivation level above the earth realms to change into human forms so they won't battle us to death for just a puny reason, and second, the male cultivator will not see me as a rival, to married the goddess like cultivator that they 'admire'. But is it a good thing or a bad thing?, No one knows, but it'll affect my pride anyway ' the tiger tought in his mind.
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So... Where's that expert, is it him?, Well it's possible, afterall everything is possible, because some expert tend to use his power to affect his body, so that his body will become young again..... But aren't 16-17 years a bit too young, at least they'll be at around 20-plus right? afterall don't theycare about the size of their 'dong'?, The other possibilities is that he is the residence of this house, because by the look of his weird clothing, and his relaxed expression while sleeping, it's a big possibilities allright!.
While he's asleep I can just kill him now and absorbs his core for my self and deal with the tribulations later.
Or
Wait until he's awake from his sleep. And impress him with my talent so that I can become his disciple and who knows what thing I'll got from him.
But I think it's better if I kill him quickly, and take his core for myself....
But if he just waiting for me to pounce him, then I'll be dead for sure
Ooooh, poor me. What a Dilemma that I got into
Syura----POV
"Ooooh, that's hurt, System, did they accept me as the 'king' ? " Said Syura in his mind while mentally rubbing his head
•'they' recognise host as their king, because, the test consist of 3 test, mind, strength, and will power.
' Then where's the sword? '
• host just need to call 'it' and it will appear in front of the host
' Ok, I'll believe it. But what is this tiger doing inside of my house ? ' Said Syura in his mind while frowning
•....
' I woke up and see a tiger in front of me, what should I do now? ' if I could, I would certainly type that in yahoo ask.
So I turn around to see the 'tiger'. The tiger has around 2 meter tall, and 3 meter long, White fur, that have about 8 black stripes on his back. Of course I've sense it from the time that I awoke.
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I said to his face, "what are you doing inside my house? " With a confused voice.
" Accept me as disciple, master!" Said the 'tiger' with a bow
" what disciple are you talking about, is it about I teach you cultivation or something? " I asked With a frown.
The Tiger only nodded
' how come I didn't get shocked from the fact that the Tiger can talk, haaah....maybe because something crazier have already happen, like that System, and something the like... ' I muttered depressingly while looking at the ceiling of my house
" Sorry to dissapoint you mr.tiger, but actually I haven't cultivate myself from I was born till about maybe a few hours ago?, and I'm just a 16 year old boy, not some expert that you know " I said while smiling, but in my heart I'm screaming ' It's not logical to just barge in and request the house owner to become your master! You damn big furball ! , no matter in any world nor in any dimension someone would just accept that even if it was a genius once in a 1000 years!, unless the one who request is a beautiful girl of course '
" Oooh" said the tiger with downcast expression.
" *Twitch* yeah, now please get out from my house, you better cultivate your bahaviour mr.Tiger if you want to get a good master. now begone! " I said while getting a bit of anger in it. While waving my hand to drive out the tiger
But how can the 'tiger' just accept it like that, he is almost a peak existance in this world, how come his pride got trampled like that, he have 'humbled' himself infront of a expert child to become his disciple, Yet he just kicked him away like that, ' even if your teacher is the expert and that was a misunderstanding. Atleast you could tell me nicely, and not drive me out of your house like this ' he thought, while his anger keep consuming him. he can't hold it no more when the kid's hand waving at him like repelling some fly.
" Kid, I'm going to ra... kill you!!! " The Tiger said in anger and slashed his claws at the kid.
" Fuck..., Tensa Zangetsu come out!!! "
'I haven't even bought any Sharingan eyes, yet I need to fight another fight, Fuu*k!!!! ' cursed syura in his mind
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