《Got Yeet into Murim (Xianxia-Wuxia Hybrid)》Chp 13: All Hail the Queen!
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Chp 13: All Hail the Queen!
Somewhere overseas…
Deep inside a military base, a gigantic chamber similar to a command center was hectic. Large screens were fixed neatly over its high wall, with high-tech computers and equipment filling the space. The place was filled with people, both in military uniforms and civilian clothes. They were both operational planners and researchers in charge of satellites, military satellites to be exact.
On one side, on the order of his superior, a trembling operator pressed the ‘enter’ button. On the largest screen on the wall, it revealed a picture of a girl, waving her hand while seemingly laughing…
Everyone stopped what they were doing and looked up, silent.
Soon, the whole place burst out in response. While the picture seemed a bit blurry because of the burning plasma, the girl was a bit adorable, so they all thought it was cute. Thinking what had transpired on the large screen was a silly prank, someone shouted “Very funny” out loud, urging others to go back to work… While this might be taken as a breach of discipline, they did not want to make a fuss over it. Maybe someone was having a bad day and wanted to liven up the mood? While they were working in a military installation, there were still plenty of civilians there who had quite a good sense of humor… As long as this did not repeat, they would just remember this as a joke.
Who would fall for such an obvious forgery anyway?
A young girl, waving at their satellite while falling from high orbit…
Burning in purple plasma as she entered the planet’s atmosphere…
As if a brilliant meteor in the night sky, thrown down the planet…
“The image… is real,”
The shaky yet clear voice from a senior officer, turned the whole place silent.
So silent…
The sound of a paper falling, could be heard.
In the park, outside the forest.
“Is it fun?”
That was her welcoming question.
From her looking at the situation with amusement, the five thugs seemed astonished. However, it was a pleasant surprise for them. It seemed this sassy girl had a taste. They replied;
“Yeah, it’s fun. Wanna join us, babe?”
“This pig is quite adorable too,”
“Yeah, look at his snort!”
The homeless, turning to witness Yun Zhi approaching, turned confused. Was this little girl not what it seemed before? They could swear the fact that she was adorable, far from being comfortable with the likes of these thugs.
Yun Zhi, giving them a meaningful look, turned to the thugs as if joining them. The homeless, however, sensing something amiss, knew not to interfere. Even fatty Qian, clueless as he was, knew she was not going to join them. She, the girl wearing his daughter’s clothes, couldn’t be such a sick person!
He refused to believe it!
Yun Zhi asked the thugs;
“Well, I wanna join in the fun. You mind? What’s your next plan?”
“Huhu you got guts, girl! How about we strip him naked, take videos of him tied on a poll, and post it on OurTube?”
“That’s a good idea, big bro!”
“It’s bound to go viral!”
“Ehhh, a bit boring… Why don’t we strip the pig naked, tied ropes on its feet, rock on its front legs… then sink the beast down the lake over that pier there? We’ll pull it out before it drowned… Maybe ten or twenty times… Imagine the expression! That ought to go viral fast!”
Hearing Yun Zhi’s nasty-fine idea, the five thugs had their eyes open.
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What is bullying?
This is, bullying!
Where did this amazing girl come from? Such cruelty, so admirable! Hearing her idea, the thugs looked at each other. Realizing they didn’t have ropes, Yun Zhi gave them a disapproving look. Do you guys want to do this, or not?
Realizing her meaning, two of them volunteered;
“T-then we’ll go buy some! There are some hardware stores nearby!”
“Can you lend us some money, big bro?”
“Hmph, it’s always my money, oh well…”
“Buy a big and long one. The longer, the better. Otherwise, it won’t hold the pig,”
She gave the order as if it was natural. Sensing her authoritative yet calm demeanor, the two did not protest. She was probably used to ordering others around, so she might be from a wealthy family. They were not idiots. It was best not to offend someone like this…
Soon, the two took off towards their bike just outside the park.
Seeing the two go, the three wondered how long it would take. Seeing Yun Zhi, they remembered this girl had yet to introduce herself. The bald one, their leader, took the initiative;
“Hey there, sexy girl. I believe we haven’t introduced ourselves? The name’s Mo Hong, leader of these parts… Hehe, have you heard of Steep Valley High School? I’m the second leader there!”
“Oh my… no wonder you look so bold. How about these two? Are you guys his buddies or servants?”
“Oh, we… We’re big bro’s buddies!”
“Right, right!”
“Oh, I forgot. These guys are my buddies…”
“Oh really… But, who’s strongest among you guys? I’m confused,”
“Obviously it’s big bro!”
The two quickly acknowledged that fact.
Seeing these three being like this, Yun Zhi knew she did not need tricks, as she was stronger than them by a long haul. But still…
Why bother doing more? She loved doing the least work!
She was a NEET, and a neet loved the easy path.
“Ehh… I like strong men… But you’re the leader? Hard to judge, I guess?”
“W-what do you mean about that, girl!”
“I mean, you’re the leader, but you don’t look as strong as the two…”
“W-what... Why not!”
“Look at your muscle. A bit skinny, and your shoulder’s not quite as wide as the two… I don’t know,”
“Hmph! I’m the second strongest in school, everyone knows!”
“Ehhh… How about this? The strongest among you can do kinky stuff with Yun Yun… That’s my name anyway. It’ll be fun,” She licked her lips, stirring up the heat in the boys.
“R-really?!”
Seeing the leader had been provoked, Yun Zhi knew, that just a little more incentive to these dogs in heat would do. As long as the bait was good enough and the sacrifice was not much, they were willing to do it. To spice things up, she said;
“But, I don’t like men who rely on their background… I wanna, like, spend time with a real man… if you know what I mean?”
“H-hmph! You’ll see, I’ll show you! You two, attack me all at once. I’ll let you guys attack three times for free!”
“Eh, b-but… big bro?”
“Big bro… you’re already strong… Is there any need for us,”
“If you two win…” Yun Zhi gave them a dirty look, “I’ll play with you two guys all at once? I don’t mind doing it here in the open,”
Her statement shocked them silly.
Hearing her shameless incentive, the two almost lost their mind. They had thought they had to give way to this big bro of them like always. As it turned out, this girl had quite a gall… She’s suggesting a threesome… How awesome!
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Is this a dream?
Has the spring come?
And, as it turned out, to protect his pride, their big bro already gave his word that he would honor the final result. With this, they no longer had any reason to back down! Don’t blame us, big bro!
Meanwhile, the homeless uncles and aunties, hearing her being so suggestive, turned dizzy. As they thought, people who lived overseas sure think differently…
They were so bold and open-minded!
We couldn’t even compare!
When Yun Zhi gave the thugs the signal, they fought against themselves, two against one.
It was an epic fight… not really.
Yun Zhi yawned as their movements lacked stability and decisiveness. They were simple and amateurish. All they did was swing their punches and kicks as strong and as fast as they could. The movements were large, full of openings. There were no roots in their stance, no borrowing the power of earth, no sharpening of senses before they started, no instinct…
No nothing.
It was disappointing.
Finally, as it reached its climax, the bald leader, Mo Hong, managed to land a fierce punch to one of them. He, however, also suffered a few blows. Soon after, in a one versus one, he had the advantage, taking down a much bigger opponent with a tackle. Delighted, he turned to Yun Zhi;
“Haha, look! Didn’t I say so?!”
“Wow~~ Amazing. You really can’t judge a book by its cover…”
“Of course! This big bro is really strong!”
He said so, referring to himself.
He completely ignored his two buddies, who now lay on the ground, groaning in pain. Yun Zhi gestured him over to the forest, beyond the bushes. It turned out she was still shy after all. Well, it was still in the open, so no complaint!
Eager to taste the fresh meat served right before him, the bald leader already forgot about fatty Qian’s rod. With her giving the homeless a meaningful smile, they knew what to do. As for Yun Zhi, just as they both went to the bushes, she told him;
“Take off your shirt, bend over that tree, and wait,”
“Eh, oh, okay…”
Confused, yet excited, this was probably what she meant by kinky stuff. He took off his shirt in a hurry. And when he was bending over, she went behind the tree, picking up a thick, hard stick. With her telling him to close his eyes as she prepared herself, the excited guy followed the order blindly.
“Hm, you know I like strong men, right?”
“R-right! And I’m strong, that’s why you choose me, right?”
“Of course, the thing is… Can you endure a little teasing? Sadly, I can’t get excited unless I do this, it might hurt…”
“A little teasing? Hurt? Haha, what, just a little? Go ahead and tease me plenty!”
With him bending over, he thought she was about to spank him like in those kinky XXX videos he watched with the boys last month. Oh my, huhu, a new experience out in the open! Not many girls would be so daring to do this in a room, much less in the open. Look on boys, this big bro was about to reach a new height!
‘I can brag about this with the boys!’
Or so he thought.
Sadly, he had yet to reach eighteen. With his ID, he couldn’t get into those sweet love hotels or get himself any place in the red-light district. The non-uniformed police there were strict. If his father knew, he would kill him!
While he was a thug, he never scored big with the girls. Due to his baldness, the girls just couldn’t get excited over him. They just used him for his money and left him cold turkey when he got desperate.
Such was the fate of a bald guy.
Why was Heaven so blind, making such a handsome guy, bald?
He continued to blame Heaven for years!
That was why, this time, Yun Zhi’s offer was seriously alluring. A girl who just wanted a strong guy? Who was a strong guy? That would be me!
Yun Zhi, sighing at the high schooler’s naivety, wondered if she really should play around with his heart like this. Yet, reminding herself of his cruel treatment of fatty Qian, she buried whatever sympathy she had for this guy, a male currently in heat.
“You absolutely must not scream, alright? Sigh, that always turned me off terribly. Weak men do that… Ah, it’s fine to groan though. I love hearing a guy holding it in with all his might, em, hehe…”
“L-leave it to me! This big bro absolutely won’t scream!”
“Oh my, how handsome… don’t disappoint this sister, okay?”
“No worry, I won’t!”
He was confident. I mean, how strong could a girl's hit to the butt be, anyway? Those who screamed must be a wuss! Just go ahead and do it!
This big bro is strong!
…
Too bad for him.
She had a stick.
Augh!
Oughh!
Arrkkk…
Neighhhh…!
Auuuuu~~
Different sets of sounds came from the bushes.
Those who listened had blushes on their face. Even the homeless uncles and aunties, already hiding in the distance, could hear that faint moaning sound of a young man, holding it in. Meanwhile, the two groaning in pain earlier also listened in. Soon enough, the two who went out to buy the rope, found the two on the ground. Before they could ask, they heard that similar, suspicious sound.
Without much explanation, only eye contact, and hand signs, the two understood what had transpired. Their imagination ran wild. What heaven was their big bro experiencing, to be making such beastly sound? Eyes filled with envy of their big bro, they could only kneel, grit their teeth, and clench their fists. Oh well, it was their big bro’s first time, anyway.
If anything, they should offer their congratulations!
Big bro finally became an adult!
“Alright, now I ask you, slave! Who’s your queen?!”
“Y-you, my lady!”
“I can’t hear you!”
“You’re my only Queen, my lady! Forever loyal!”
“Good slave, good slave!”
She held a leash on his neck… his own shirt. Her feet on his spine, she took aim and delivered another heavy blow right on his butt. Damn, the stinging pain pierced through his being, right up the spine, straight into the cerebral cortex.
Tears in his eyes.
Yet, he didn’t scream.
This was already for how many times, she forgot. The bald guy kept holding it in. His will to hold it in as if his dear life depended on it, was admirable. Though he was a thug, he still deserved some reward…
Reward? How about another hit, filled with love?
That oughtta teach you, to respect your elders!
For some reason, hey, this is fun?
Yun Zhi, doing so for about a few minutes, found herself another calling.
However, realizing how shameful she would be if big sis Xue knew, she thought, this would be the last time… Yeah, last time… really. This was just to discipline a naughty boy, after all, nothing dirty whatsoever.
After holding it in for a little past five minutes, the bald guy finally had his whites overruling his black eyes. With a scream filled with unwillingness, he collapsed to the ground. It was a defeat, sure, but it was an honorable one…
Or so he thought.
Yun Zhi, feeling a bit satisfied, harrumph.
Well, it took longer than expected since she didn’t want to break any bones. However, it turned out to be quite satisfying, so… Err, upholding justice was fun!
Still, he just couldn’t hold out long enough. She had some unique ideas she wanted to try… too bad. When she walked out of the bushes with the stick, everyone could see her, sighing in disappointment.
“W-what… She’s sighing? Big bro didn’t perform well?”
“Well, it was his first time, so… that scream just now gives me the chill,”
“Damn big bro, you make all of us embarrassed!”
“Too bad he didn’t have anyone to practice before, aii… eh, what’s that stick for?”
Yun Zhi, noticing the four school thugs still there, looking dumb while kneeling…
She thought, why not? Walking towards them in a happy gait, she already eyed the thick, long rope the two had just brought in.
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