《Hit The Road, Jack!》Hit the Road, Jack!: Hit Keeping Tabs on the Real World.
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[- Say, Babe]
- What’s it Hon?
It’s been a few months now. Six, to be more exact. Me and Elicia have been living on our dungeons all this time and doing all that we could in order to contact the real world.
It was painful to think that we may never return again, but, that said… I want to at least be able to talk to my mother. I’m sure Elicia want to talk to others as well.
As for our avatars… we obviously don’t want to have them used by anyone, so I hope I never see the link on the Friends’ List to be active…
[ - Shouldn’t we try to do something about the User Interface thing? So, we can stop checking on it all the time…]
Eeh… what’s wrong? Why’re you looking at me like this ? Hey, hey, the gold pot will… ah, it’s broken. All those precious coins, scattered on the ground like this, it makes me want to cry. It’s awful to eat dirty gold coins, you know? Plus, I don’t want to have to clean then… it’s bothersome…
- I… you… have you…
[- What…]
- No, nothing, it’s just… it’s good to see that you have been improving so much. I mean, not only unlocking the Human Transformation skill, you have also gained enough lucidity to think of something good… I just hope it isn’t because you want to use the Human Transformation skill and go to sleep…
We haven’t slept a single day since we logged in, you know?
I just haven’t felt the need at all. Weird, right?
Plus, what’s that about turning human to sleep? I’m talking about the User Interface thing. It is tiresome to access Shabes’ Will all the time and stuff.
But now that you have said it… if I get a human form, then I should be able to sleep, right?
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I mean, my brain would be reformed in order to mimic human brains, even if in a smaller scale.
I guess I would be able to sleep then? That seems so good…
- So, what have you thought about? How do you want to have it so we can keep an eye out for the stream and chat?
Uuuhm… aren’t your eyes gleaming a bit too much babe?
Besides, why do I feel like you have an answer with you?
In this case…
[- Say, babe, can you do it for m…]
- WIFE KICK!
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