《You're Mecha-ing Me Crazy!》Chapter 9: Slow & Furious
Advertisement
Sheena was left fiddling with the keys in the ignition. Verodith was heading this way. Each time it flapped its wings the vehicle slightly lifted off the ground. The winds the wings created had a strong enough force behind it to blow you away if you weren’t prepared. I braced myself each time it flapped its wings, fearing I’d fall off the vehicle if I weren’t careful.
“Hurry Sheena!”
“I’m going as fast as I can!”
The engine finally turned on. Verodith swooped down towards up, but Sheena was able to press down on the gas pedal fast enough to avoid Verodith’s attack.
“Holy shit...I did it Rama hahaha”
“Don’t take it easy now Sheena! It’s right on our tail!”
Verodith quickly turned it’s big body around and chased us.
“..ama...Rama! Good stuff! You should’ve let me know if you were going to aggro it! I would’ve prepared myself. Now it’s going to take me awhile to prepare, so keep it occu-”
“THAT WAS NOT ON PURPOSE! You think I’d be crazy enough to aggro it without an actual game plan???”
“Oh...well it’s too late for redos kekeke.”
“UGH Just finishing prepping what you need to do Jack, I’ll figure something out down her-”
Verodith swooped its body over us. The size of it was breathtaking. It almost looked like it was just toying with us.
“Turn quickly Sheena! It’s going to turn and face us after it flies over us.”
“Ahhh! You’re making so many unreasonable requests right now!”
“What do you meeEAANNN!!!! AHH!!-ATLEAST TELL ME WHEN YOU’RE GONNA TURN, I ALMOST FELL OFF!”
“WHAT DO YOU MEAN? YOU JUST TOLD ME TO AND WOULD YOU STOP YELLING! ISN’T THERE LIKE A SEATBELT OR SOMETHING UP THERE?”
Advertisement
I looked around to see if there was anything that can fasten me in place, sadly there wasn’t. A grim look befell my face.
“N-nothing...”
“Well what’s your gameplan Rama, just keep running away?”
I studied Verodith’s movements closely. It didn’t look like there was a set pattern on it’s flight path. It looked like it was a boss capable of its own movements and wasn’t precoded by the developers. I wouldn’t mind running around, but the only problem right now is predicting it’s attack. With no information about the boss, it’s dangerous to try anything risky.
“Alright, I got it Sheena. We’ll do a hit and run tactic.”
“What do you mean?”
“Usually with monsters like these, they have really powerful attacks, but as long as you stay out of their line of sight their attacks won’t hit you.”
“I get that...but if you stay out of their line of sight, wouldn’t that defeat the purpose of aggroing it?”
“That’s where this turret comes in. Once Verodith drops its aggro on us, I’ll shoot it and re aggro it again. A simple hit and run tactic.”
“...are you sure that’s going to work Rama?”
“Nope, but I don’t have any better plans at this moment.”
Sheena and I turned the vehicle around and drove towards Verodith. As soon as Verodith had its eyes on us, we drove in a different direction. Everytime I turned back to check on Verodith’s status, its eyes were barely locked onto us. So far so good, but as we kept this up, I had a very bad feeling.
“Hey things are looking good Rama!”
“...but I haven’t even gotten to shoot it yet...”
“Don’t complain, let’s just keep this going.”
Advertisement
“Aww...”
I hung my head down in despair as we kept driving around in circles.
“Let’s switch Sheena!”
“HUH?”
I got down from the turret.
“Come on, come on, let me drive please!”
“Didn’t you want to use the turret instead? Ahh- is it because you’re bored up there that you want to switch?”
I twiddled my thumbs and nervously looked the other way.
“Ugh, alright hold the wheel as I get up.”
“Yay! Thanks Sheena!”
“Ahh! Enough get off me!”
She awkwardly made her way off the driver's seat while she was peeling me off of her. We tried to make the switch as smooth as possible, but trying to keep a foot on the pedal made it extremely awkward to maneuver this transition.
“Happy now?”
“Yes! Thanks!”
Sheena got to the turret as I kept the vehicle moving.
“Just let me know if it does anything weir-”
I heard a loud screech.
“What was that Sheena?”
I tried to look at Verodith, but I my view was obstructed.
I heard another screech. This time it was louder.
“Owww...”
“Ahh-! My ears!”
“What’s going on Sheena? Can I get an update? Sheenaaaa-ow oww oWW OWWW OWWW!”
Sheena kept kicking me in the back of my head.
“Wha-ow is-ow happen-OWWW STOP KICKING ME!”
I wanted to see the commotion for myself so I turned the vehicle around to face Verodith.
From the clouds I saw that five other dragons had descended from the sky.
The bad feeling I had, just manifested right in front of me.
“Oh. Shit.”
END
Advertisement
- In Serial10 Chapters
Nimrien
Nimrien is a beautiful land of peace and harmony. Queen Edea rules with a fair hand and people are generally happy. Since the grimoire was hidden away, things have been pretty idyllic. In the wrong hands, the grimoire could spell the end of the world as they know it. Bartok’s hands are definitely the wrong hands. Denied the throne for being neither elven nor female, he turns to drastic measures for power. Bartok knows where the grimoire is, knows what it is, and knows exactly what he can do with it. And he wants it. Enter Bill. Bill needs to find the grimoire, and he needs to find it before Bartok does. Trouble is, Bill’s the last person anyone would pick to go on a quest and potentially save the day, but Bill’s who Nimrien’s got. Luckily for Nimrien, Bill’s got five companions along for the ride, to help save the world from Bartok… and to help save Bill from himself.
8 207 - In Serial30 Chapters
I, Paladin (an urban fantasy novel)
I was born and raised in Guthrie, Oklahoma—a town with 10,000 people. Mama runs a vintage diner inherited from family and the farthest I’ve been from home is a thirty-minute car ride to Oklahoma City. It's been a traditional middle-America upbringing. Until I have to defend myself from a vampire at sixteen. Suddenly, life is fight training, classes about monsters, and possessing a power I don’t understand or know the origin of—all made more complicated by a crush on my instructor, Agent Thirteen. I don’t want any of this, but The Agency promises to pay Mama’s medical bills and making sure she’s taken care of always comes first. It’s only been the two of us for years. Becoming a paladin means sacrifice.
8 168 - In Serial80 Chapters
Phenomena the Basic Witch and The Mind Safari
The Nightmare Calamity has descended onto the once-happy planet of Autolycus, and to combat this, Nightdream Academy is having…a play? The quest to locate the first good sage in the Mind Jungle of the Subconscious is underfoot, but already young witch and chosen one, Phenomena Willow has run into a roadblock. A ritzy society of animals known as the Bourgeobeasts has disallowed any entry into their jungles unless they are entertained first. Temporary headmaster Stellaris Andromeda attempts to remedy this with a theatrical performance of the Grasspeare romantic tragedy, Romulus and Julianna; and together, along with the all-boys Sunbeam Academy, Mena’s school prepares to put on a spectacle to save their world. As romantic tensions fly between Mena, Prince Tal of the Shadow Nomads, and Ashlan O’Ryan her ex-roommate and best frienemy, the actors and actresses find themselves speaking their deepest, most secretive thoughts aloud on stage. And not only that, but mysterious accidents are occurring onstage, leading people to think the play is cursed. Something is deeply wrong within the Mind Jungles of the Subconscious and Mena must venture inside to find out what—all while performing her first school play and having her first true romances as well. Will she be able to survive it all? Find out in this brand-new installment of Phenomena the Basic Witch.
8 154 - In Serial36 Chapters
The Light in Death
Set in a modern city where Jesse Gil narrates his experience running a business capitalizing on his ability to heal any affliction — even death. He's forced to take on a student, Shawn Ellison, a spoiled college dropout who awakens abilities of his own, to prevent him from accidentally killing himself. As a result, Jesse must become more than just a healer. He'll need to master his power over energy: the fuel for life, the soul, and magic. I'm uploading the initial draft of each chapter so people can follow along with the story as I complete the manuscript. I'm hoping to gather interest, and potentially attract an editor. After going back to revise and edit; I will self-publish it.
8 180 - In Serial42 Chapters
Astraphobia❀|NALU✓
as-tra-pho-bi-a [as-truh-foh-bee-uh] Spell Syllables Word Origin noun, Psychiatry. 1. an abnormal fear of thunder and lightning. ______________________________________Started: 5/24/16Status: CompletedEnded: 7/22/16
8 207 - In Serial47 Chapters
Gangsta//Joker
"She's the only person brave enough to punch the joker in the face...and live to tell it. Ashton lawton"
8 79