Hey, hey, hey! Welcome to the orientation of one of, if not the most stressful departments of the IPMC! My name is Lindsey Brubaker and I’m the current head of the Isekai Protagonist Agency department! I’m so glad to see so many new faces this year! Hope you all can make it through your internship, teehee~!

I’m sure you all have read the intern introduction letter so you should all know how long you’ll be interning, what you’ll be getting, and all that. Did they tell you about the benefits? No? Sooo not cool of them! It’s pretty much the same for each department: medical, disability, paid overtime - which you’ll be doing a lot of - and even two vacation days at the end of each month! Isn’t that super useful?

Anyway, let’s go over what you’ll be doing at the IPA department! You’ll receive assignments at the beginning of each month that you absolutely must complete by the end of said month, or face a penalty! Believe me when I say you do not want to see what Management has in store for agents who can’t keep up with the workload. Not that I’ve ever gone through it; I’m the department head!

Oh, don’t look at me like that! We’re the social workers of crazy powerful and probably insane isekai protagonists! There’s no room for error when handling them! Teehee~!

But don’t worry; all of you look qualified to handle this - even the pig orc in the back! Super rare you get a non-human face around here. The company likes to make our IPs comfortable and all that, you know? But I’m sure you’ll be oinking around for at least one month of your internship!

Soooo, what sort of assignments will our lovely little interns be doing? A whole bunch of course! We don’t have nearly enough members to provide an easy workload! Your first month will be a mix of taking classes taught by retired IPAs and shadowing current employees! It’ll be so much fun!

After that, you’ll be working most of the time as an assistant to your mentor and they’ll be the ones to pass down whatever monthly assignments they please! You’re gonna learn so much!

You all look so worried! Don’t be! The IPs can sense your fear and, believe me, some of them you do not want to be on the underhand of, amiright?

Alright, well, that’s all the time I could manage to fit in my schedule. Be sure to take a map of the company campus on your way out. See you all on January 6th! Especially you, Piggy!