Faye.

FAYE YOU BETTER GET HERE FUCKING RIGHT NOW I SWEAR TO GOD.

"What is it?"

"Once again I ask you, do you know who I am?"

"You are the mortal Cyrus, who I ward over and have been, in this world, for 18 years, 10 months, 3 days, 14 hours, 35 minutes, and 57 seconds."

"Has there been a defining trait for that mortal?"

"Yes. Insanity even before entering this world."

"Haha, but did you ever notice that he was a man? With cock and balls and the whole lot?

"I hadn't noticed."

"Really? I'm sure you saw me naked once or twice. Ever wonder what happened to his family jewels? Because when I woke up this morning they were mysteriously gone with the rest of my manhood."

"Your outer appearance has changed, same as it has done for a while."

"Normally I don't change sex."

"It is the same as it has been. The customization changed at random. It was only a matter of time."

"Fuck it. This isn't the weirdest thing I had to deal with in this world, I was a horse for Christ's sake. At least I'm cute, I think. Faye, do you think I'm cute?" I posed for her.

"You are as any other human, an inconvenience."

I looked at Faye again and examined her chest then compared it to mine, "at least I'm not as flat as you are."

I could clearly see her pouting.

I examined myself in the mirror more clearly. I was tall, athletic, and had raven hair, "I could have ended up a lot worse. Though looking like this how am I gonna enter the tourney?"

I sat down to think.

"Faye, you're a living walkthrough of this world. What could I do?"

"I do not think I can directly tell what to do but in this city, there is a person who looked like your previous incarnation. You can do whatever you want with this information."

"Oh really? Then let's go do some hunting."