《Asher the Insane》Asher the Annoying
Advertisement
“Hello there General,” I said to the man at the head of the marching soldiers, repressing an urge to say his name.
I had already used [Judge] on him.
His name was Ray, he was level 265 and his class was Kathe General.
I was kind of disappointed that even a general was below level 300.
Where could I find really high-level people?
“Anyway, a very nice young elfish man told you that I should talk to you.”
“Oh, who did, and who are you?”
“It doesn't matter who did but it matters who I am.”
I slicked back my hair handed him my hand and deepened my voice as much as I could, “Asher Burell, Emissary.”
I still wasn’t comfortable with the new voice I got when switching looks, I stopped deepening it.
“This is my companion Faye. I’m not entirely sure what she is, something called a Paragon. You can see her as a High-Priestess.”
“I see,” he said very disinterestedly.
“Anyway, who’re you guys? Where are you going to?”
“We’re the Kathe army and we’re off to the border of Landsfor for the annual skirmish.”
“What kind of idiot has a skirmish every year?”
“We do and I advise you to hold your tongue.”
Okay, that may have been a bit rude.
“What is it that you want?” He asked me.
“Adventure, I guess, maybe also power. It’s really undecided.”
He looked confused.
“Don’t worry about it.” I waved it off, ”who’re you anyway?”
“I am Ray Netley, General. And the leader of this year’s army. Now, leave me be. If you have serious matters to discuss then wait a few days, the king will join us at the battlefield.”
“You sure have net-leyed yourself a nice position, haven’t you?”
Advertisement
He didn’t seem to be a fan of puns.
But the king, eh?
“Will he fight with you?”
He laughed, “of course not. When has a king ever fought on a battlefield? But he will be there, close enough to the battle for most. Too close for the damned court, that’s for sure.”
“There are a few who do fight themselves,” I began counting on my fingers, “a slime, a skeleton, someone whose name rhymes with ‘the douche’. Gilgamesh who was just an actual douche, real-life and fictional.”
Didn’t seem like he was listening but it didn’t matter. I had an idea for a grand entrance.
I split from the march.
Advertisement
- In Serial24 Chapters
Awakening of a Monster
Amon, despite his name, was a normal guy. Went to school, practiced martial arts, went out to do stuff with his friends. But what happens to him when the world doesn't let anyone be normal anymore? Well, like everyone else, he changes. Is it a good change or the very opposite? Who knows. All Amon knows is that he's not normal anymore. (I don't own the cover photo. If the original owner wants me to take it down, private message me and I will~)
8 53 - In Serial87 Chapters
Curse of the Kat (Dropped)
So, I died. And apparently, I was given an option to live a new life in another world. I even got to customize the world and my new self! Well… that is, if the randomize button worked properly. Now, I’m standing here in an embarrassing cat costume supposedly blessed by this ‘god’ who goes by the name ‘Kat’.Got all of that? No? Well… me neither.
8 182 - In Serial60 Chapters
Sorainella
Aurelie Kanos was never normal. But her life takes a turn for the weirder when, in the middle of falling off of an eight-story building, an inter-dimensional rift opens up and swallows her whole. Now she's stranded in a whole other universe, one far more ruthless than the one she's been living in, a world filled with monsters and super humans. She must find a way to get back safe and sound. UPDATE: I am now going back through and rewriting this story. All updated chapters will be in the format of UPDATE: "Chapter Title". The rewrite will follow the major plot points, but some minor points may change, so it may be confusing to read the old version and the new version together. I plan to update every Wednesday and Sunday. Thank you for your patience!
8 169 - In Serial11 Chapters
Witch's Contract
Samanta, a Mexican university student studying overseas, died in a massive earthquake while returning to her home country. During the last moments of her consciousness, she heard the voice of two girls, they offer her to be reborn in another world but she has to help them free their sister from the seal of an ancestral Hero, after agreeing she is reborn as an Alraune in the world of Zetcera. Now her life belongs to those two girls and she will have to fulfill her part of the deal if she wants to stay alive.
8 177 - In Serial62 Chapters
Delicate
What does one do when they and their whole friend group fall in love with the new actors and actresses in the new hit horror movie? Easy answer, they find their social medias and fan girl over every post. Now here's a trick question, what does one do when their celebrity crushes begin to notice them over an Instagram post? I guess we're about to find out. The Black Phone cast FF Started: August 13th, 2022 Ended: Unknown
8 105 - In Serial32 Chapters
Not Just Another God ✓
FEATURED ON @FANFIC"Life is only precious because we die."A demigod, an ex-goddess and a well kept secret. What could possibly go wrong?After the war with Gaea, Sally Jackson decides to come clean and tell Percy of a secret she has kept for many years. A secret that could completely change his life forever. She is a goddess. A Norse goddess. Frigg.How will Percy react to the fact that he is actually a god? And not just any other god...---Highest Rankings---#1 in frigg 11. 29. 20#1 in sallyjackson 05. 20. 21#1 in riordanverse 08. 21. 21#1 in magnuschase 09. 30. 21#1 in immortal 04. 27. 22#1 in norsemythology 05.31.22
8 96

