Being ACTUALLY reborn kinda sucked.

I thought "being reborn" meant that I plop into the world like I was now.

As Cyrus the Great, Cyrus the Cool.

But no, I'm a literal baby. I have new parents and family, a new appearance, why, even a new name.

Cyrus evolved into Asher, which I thought is a cool name.

Where even is Faye?

She did hop into the portal with me.

Can't even call out to her as a baby.

I'll try screaming, that's a neat trick and one of the only things I can do as a baby.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAHH"

Something popped out before me.

[Skill [Voice LVL. 1] threshold reached. [Voice LVL. 1] -> [Voice LVL. 2]]

[Skill [Screaming LVL. 1] threshold reached. [Screaming LVL. 1] -> [Screaming LVL. 2]]

[Skill [Speech LVL. 1] threshold reached. [Speech LVL. 1] -> [Speech LVL. 2]]

Cool.

But that system voice seems familiar.

THAT'S FAYE!

Faye, hello?

Are you in my brain?

HELLO?!

"Yes, I can confirm that I am here. Can you be quiet now?"

How do you like my baby self? Pretty cute, eh?

“Not in the slightest.”

Ouch.

Why are you so mean?

Not my fault you're in MY brain.

“Actually, it is.”

Well... technically, maybe.

[Skill [Truth LVL. 1] threshold reached. [Truth LVL. 1] -> [Truth LVL. 2]]

So, what's up with these skills?

"It is like you said to the Goddess."

An RPG world, got it.

Did I get something cool or unique?

"In this world, everyone gets a unique skill at birth."

What did I get?

"Buff X"

What does it do?

"[Buff X]

Upon using this skill, the next spell deemed a buff will be increased in strength and length for approximately 10% of the buff's strength and duration.

This effect has a one-day cooldown period."

The fuck is this? That's it?

...

Oh fuck off, that sucks.

Can I phone Alexandra and tell her that I want a refund?

"Do not dare insult the Goddess."

Relax, I'm just coping here.

So, why are you here? In my brain I mean.

"I'm here as a replacement for the user interface and the Judge skill."

Judge skill? Like appraisal in other isekai?

Don't answer, I know you don't know what isekai is.

Can you use it on me?

│ ──────────────────────────│

[Asher Burell]

│───────────────────────────│

[LVL. 01 Human Infant]

│───────────────────────────│

│ [HP 2/2 │ MP 1/1 │ SP 1/1]│

│───────────────────────────│

STR 1 │ INT 8 │ DEX 1

CON 1 │ WIS 8 │ LCK 2

DEF 1 │ CHA 5 │ VER 1

———————————————————————————

[Speech LVL. 2] [Truth LVL. 2]

[Screaming LVL. 2] [Voice LVL. 2]

“You do not have any specific skill, spells nor buff, or de-buffs yet. If you had I would show them.”

Cool.

I gotta grind a shit ton lot as Kumoko did.

At least I’m not a spider.