"Ah the princess is back once again...you miss me huh?-

He was cut off my Katerina elbowing him in the stomach, "Ouch sis, why so bitchy today?" He whimpered dramatically.

"Hey guys..." I smiled awkwardly, I mean she walked in on me having sex with her little brother, that will never not be awkward.

"Good to see you back" Katerina spoke coldly, she wasn't wearing her wedding ring anymore, a part of me feels bad for her, I really fucked up her marriage.

"Thanks" I answered.

"Aren't you going to give me a hug?" Frankie grinned wiggling his eyebrows and spreading his arms.

"No she isn't" a deep voice announced, It was Kai, he entered the kitchen and stood besides me putting his arm around me shoulders.

"Oh, so you are a taken lady now? How unfortunate, but I am always available if you need me" he winked before walking off to somewhere, haha...I love that guy, he's so funny, and he pisses Kai off with no remorse which makes things even better.

Shortly after Katerina followed in the same direction he went.

"Did something happen between you and Frankie?" Lilliana questioned.

"Yeh...we had sex. And then Katerina walked in" I giggled imagining their faces from that night.

"Oh crap" She laughed and then silenced as her eyes trailed to Kai who was standing there with a grimace painted across his face.

"I should go now..." She grinned and rushed out of the kitchen.

"You shouldn't frown so much, you'll get wrinkles" I retorted as I unhooked his arm from my shoulders and took the plate of eggs from Valentina and headed to the living room.

"You really should stop announcing to everyone about how you slept with my best friend" Kai followed me out.

"Is somebody jealous?" I snickered as I sat down and shovelled eggs and bacon into my mouth, mmm delicious.

"I'm not jealous. I just think it's weird. He's my friend" He rolled his eyes.

"Yes as you keep reminding me" I grumbled.

"Plus we weren't together...and neither are we now to be honest" I mumbled at the end, I mean what are we? Is it to soon to be "together" see this is why I don't get in relationships, this shit is way to complicated.

"Well do you want to be?...." he questioned keenly.

"What I want is to finish my eggs in peace" I sighed, at this very moment my only boyfriend was the bacon.

I heard him scoff and get up to leave. Oh thank god, it's just me and you bacon...just me and you. You are the only thing I'll ever truly love.

"Are you talking to your food" Valentina cut me off from my thoughts, worry plastered on her face.

"No...why would you think that" I giggled awkwardly as I rushed out of the living room.

What!? I was hungry, I haven't eaten solids in 2weeks.

Sue me.