《Love Me? Like You Do.》Jack and Brielle sitting on a tree...
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Hey there!
This story has become kind of serious in the last few updates, and I figured we could all do with a few laughs.
Here goes:
(Warning out-of-characterness ensues)
: Brielle! I want to break up with you.
: What? What do you mean you want to break up with me?
: What else can it mean? I don't wanna date you anymore.
: We are engaged remember?
: I know. But we are through.
: First tell me why?
: Axky and Raul are teasing me. They keep singing
"Jack and Brielle sitting on a tree...K. I. S. S. I. N. G.!
First comes love,
then comes marriage,
then comes a baby in a baby carriage!" and I don't like it.
: That's it?
: yes
: Lets give them something more to talk about then.
: huh?
: Raul! They are doing it!
: I finally get to be godfather!
: I get to be godfather, not you. I'm the best man after all.
: You look like a kid. You can't be godfather.
: Can too.
: No way.
I can.
: Nope you can't.
: Shut up both of you. If I ever hear that you are teasing Jack again I will personally make sure you both eat nothing but boiled papaya for the rest of your life, got it?
: Yes ma'am!
***
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