《Walking Wet Dream》First Times
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Jesse became a regular at dinner parties and just hanging out whenever Marty needed company.
It was on one of those Saturdays that Marty and Jesse were watching chick flicks with a glass of red wine when the discussion of their first time came up.
"It was horrible." Marty giggled, "Bobby was a virgin too and neither of us knew what we were doing."
Jesse laughed. "Wow, so not very romantic huh."
"Not in the least, we were both sixteen and nervous as hell. His grandma had the ears of a canine and was always walking in at the worst possible times, we did it while she was at church."
"Oh my God, no, you lost your virginity on the Sabbath." Jesse got a case of the giggles. "You're so going to hell!"
Marty laughed even harder, tears coming out of her eyes, "I know right. Ah but he tried so hard and was such a sweetie." Taking a sip from her glass she looked over at Jesse, "So what about you how old were you when you lost it"?
"Twenty-two," she said on a blush.
"Wow, you waited that long, good grief, surely it had to be better than mine. Did you get a college guy that knew what he was doing?"
Jesse frowned a moment while looking in her glass. "Not really. I-I was his pledge test. He needed to do a virgin."
"Well that sucks, where'd you do it?"
Jesse started giggling, "On my spongebob sheets."
Marty roared laughing, "You had sponge bob sheets in college."
She turned pink sipping her wine and laughing at the absurdity of her first time.
"Did you keep them, as a souvenir," she asked facetiously still giggling?
"No, it was horrible and not worth the effort besides they were covered in blood and I couldn't get it all out."
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Marty's laughter stopped completely, "Wait what?"
Jesse looked around the room anywhere, but at Marty. "There was a lot of blood." Shrugging she took another drink.
"Wow, that sucks. Did it hurt, when you had sex?"
Jesse rolled her eyes, "It was excruciating. I'll never do that again."
Marty nodded, then the words finally penetrated her mind until she understood.
"Jesse, you've never had sex other than that first time."
Taking a long swallow of her wine she smiled at her friend, shaking her head furiously. "I don't want to."
"What did that rat do? I mean yeah my first time was bad, but I knew it would get better with practice."
Jesse shrugged.
"What would get better with practice," Gage had just walked in and only caught that part of the conversation.
"Sex," Marty giggled. "We were talking about our first time."
His eyebrows raised high, "So whose was the worst experience?"
Marty sat up, "Jesse was duped by some pledge geek to giving it up on her sponge bob sheets."
"Alrighty then," he said with a chuckle.
"And she hasn't ever had sex again."
Gage frowned, "Uh ok."
Jesse's cheeks turned red. Anxious to change the subject she looked at him. "So how old were you your first time."
"Uh, fourteen," he said ducking his head in embarrassment.
"With who, was it any good," Marty asked giggling again?
Jesse curious as well, sat on her legs leaning forward.
"Can't tell you, I'd have to kill you and yeah it was great," he said with a grin.
"So not fair," Marty pouted.
"She was older wasn't she," Jesse asked her eyes dilated with wine and interest.
Marty snorted, "No, it couldn't be, one of those cougars got a hold of you didn't they"?
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Suddenly the girls burst out laughing. "A cougar, a cougar, Gage made love to a cougar." They were drinking and chanting.
"Alright ladies that's enough wine for tonight. Both of you are going to have issues if you don't stop now."
They nodded giggling.
"We'll be good, we promise," Marty said turning the volume up on the chick flick of choice. "Did you want to watch with us?"
"No, I need to check my email and stuff. You girls try and dry out before you turn into lushes."
Marty giggled again.
"So if you could sleep with any guy in the world and knew it would be great who would you sleep with," Marty asked as Jesse's eyes started to close.
Jesse shrugged, "No one in particular just well."
"Well, what?"
"Maybe a walking wet dream."
A burst of laughter filled the room as both girls shared a look and then glanced back toward the hallway where he had disappeared a minute earlier.
"I'm going to go tell him you said that!"
"No," Jesse shook her head even as Marty sprinted out of the room.
Jesse took off after her, both falling into the door way of Gage's bedroom.
Gage had taken off everything, but a tight pair of blue jockey shorts that outlined his package to perfection.
Marty looked up at her cousin giggling then looked down at her friend on the floor. "Look at that he's getting ready for you."
Jesse's face turned three shades of red.
Although slightly embarrassed he was in the military and had been seen by all and sundry numerous times in less than the briefs so he tried to suck it up and deal with the issue at hand.
"Do I need to start locking my door," he asked in a playful tone?
"No." Jesse said trying to come to her feet. "We're really sorry Gage."
Winking at her, he helped his cousin to her feet. "Alright ladies, everyone out please."
"Sorry Gage," they went back to their movie, but this time Jesse's mind was lost in the beautiful man with tight blue briefs just a few steps away.
Her sigh told Marty all she needed to know.
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