yooo taehyung

hey?

guess what i found earlier

this morning when you went

to the shop

taehyungs real number?

whattt

guess

i don't like guessing

MY BAG

oh, you found it yourself

where was it?

it was in your room.

but it's just that when i walked in

you were fast asleep in your

ROOM

really? i came back

from the shop early

okay stop with the bullshit who

are you

jimin

no you're not.

yes i am

no you're NOT

yes i AM

if you really are "jimin"

then when is my birthday

your birthday is the day when you

were born

i know but what date

the date when you were born

WHEN IS YOUR BIRTHDAY

...

fineeee

you got the wrong number

why didn't you tell me?

you continued being "my friend"

idek, i guess you and your lost

bag were interesting to me

ha okay.

well u found it now so you can go

delete my number.

why should i

um because you are basically

talking to a stranger who pretended

to be your friend and "tried" to find

your bag.

why would you keep a weirdo's number

i don't find you weird. i find you

funny and cute

cute?

yes. do you know what cute

means?

nooooo

i'm jungkook btw

hi jungkook, i'm leave me the duck

alone i don't talk to strangers

but weren't you the one that talked to

me yesterday and earlier today?

idek you that well and i

already know that you are annoying

i take that as a compliment

soooo... are you going to tell me

your name?

no.

oh come on. why not

when i feel like telling you i'll tell you.

be patient

i'm not good at being patient tho

then practice :)