" 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗹 𝗶𝗻𝘃𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗼𝗻𝗶𝗼𝗻 "

i have some exciting news

are you- 🤰🏽

absolutely not

oh thank god

but baby landie would

be soooo cute !!!!

not happening at 22 !!!!

fine :(

are we ready for the

exciting news???

yes

i suppose so

i'm going to the last 2 races

in public 😳

no they're hosting private

races just for me

that's so dumb why would

they do that

i can't tell if ur playing dumb

or whether ur actually an idiot

it's quite obviously an act

...

don't be ugly, cara

u know i'm smart

i didn't even say anything!!!

u thought it 🤨

ofc i thought it

ofc we don't actually think

ur dumb tho...

neither of u are making

the situation any better

oops?

i am now in a mood.

hope ur happy.

lola in her terrible two's era

bite me

yummy !

behave lola ur u'll be going

on the naughty chair 🪑

omg nooo not the naughty

chair lola 😫😫

i literally hate u both with

all of my being

lie

no

🧢

❌🧢

ur a child.

least i'm not having one

i'M NOT PREGNANT

are u sure

very

okay but i'm keeping my

eye on you....

that makes me feel rlly

unsettled actually

good.

lola in her creepy era

no comment

i am so so so sorry for being MIA.

i'm literally a month away from finishing

my degree and i've been so fkn stressed

lately that i've had no motivation to write.

i wanna say i'll post a lot soon

but that probs wont happen until the

end of may when i finish my exams so

pls just bear with me & stay around 🥺